>Even director Steven Spielberg wasn't safe from Attenborough's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'cut' and Richard turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the front of the raptor shed and announced chili and sea bass for lunch? Maybe Alejandro would forget his trained routine of preparing a delightful meal.' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to order chili and sea bass, or is chili and sea bass something that he's been hungry for all along?"
>"Sometimes I would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Richard had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if the sea bass were really served with chili? Would it still be Chilean seabass?' and 'Lights. Camera. Weehavateereks.' I had to ask him to stop because I was feeling too scared to direct."
>The name "Chilean Seabass" was invented by a fish wholesaler named Lee Lantz in 1977
Hunter Watson
(((Lantz)))
Hunter Edwards
Chilean Seabass was originally called Patagonian Dogtooth Fish.
It is, however, incredibly tasty and some bloke renamed it to Chilean Seabass and imported it. Made a fortune. Most of it has been poached. So it was Chilean Seabass, not Chili AND Seabass.
Because Chilean Seabass would have been, at the time of Jurassic Park, a delicacy.
Alexander Gutierrez
too bad he says chili AND sea bass
Gabriel Cook
Then my like of the film has drooped. I thought it was a subtle nod to how, despite Chilean Seabass being a delicacy nearly wiped out, they were serving it in a restaurant that was set in a park about genetically engineered dinosaurs.
I thought it was a fucking clever and subtle nod to how science will not solve actual problems because doing so would make the Chilean seabass less of a delicacy.
Nolan Jones
chili and seabass is also endangered
Parker Williams
Chilean sea bass is actually just a marketing phrase they made up for the Patagonian toothfish.
Jason Campbell
he said chilly sea bass, you retards
it was cold fish
Luis Howard
It's a meme, you dip. It's not hard to Google the original screenplay.
>HAMMOND >Feeding them. >(moving along) >Alejandro is preparing a delightful meal for us. A Chilean sea bass, I believe. Shall we?
I didn't even really notice that Chillibassposting had died off until now. I hope it makes a full comeback thanks to this thread.
Nathan Cooper
the Berenstain universe strikes again
Parker Ross
yesterday's thread had like 150 replies brah
Henry Allen
I'm genuinely looking forward to the time when we can create near perfect CGI-imitations of real actors and re-enact bullshit like this. Just imagine the fake "making-of..." documentary sketch and fake interviews and such.
I don't know where humor can go from there though.
Camden Campbell
can't wait for Sup Forums's ultrarealistic recreation of the lost Raimi tapes from behind the scenes of SPider-Man 1-3
Jacob Baker
why do you think chili is named chili? because its named for chile where they put it on everything
therefore "Chilean sea bass" or "chili and sea bass" are the exact same dish
Hudson Long
its Chilean Sea Base you moran
Brody Kelly
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Easton Bailey
DELETE THIS
Aiden Richardson
>some time in the future, the Man of Spiders scene will be real
