I'm Negan

I'm Negan.

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I'm your Negan

WELL

*leans back*

WELL SAID

*leans in close*
you know what rick, lucille isn't really thirsty right now but.....
*bounces on his feet and leans back 50 degrees*
I AM STARVING, I THINK I WILL TAKE SOME OF THAT GRUB.
YESSIR, YOU SEE RICK WATCHING YOU ALL PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY GUNS , AND THEY ARE MY GUNS JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, REALLY WORKED UP MY APPETITE. I HOPE THE FAT LADY DIDN'T EAT ALL THE INGREDIENTS OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
SO RICK, YOU AND FATTY OVER THERE ARE GONNA POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PANTRY
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WANT THAT LOVELY LADY THAT KILLED US THAT DEER, TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
MMHMMM I WANT A FRENCH ROLL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GUYS DON'T MAKE THEM RIGHT?
YOU WAVED THE WHITE FLAG AS FAST AS A FRENCH MAN.
*Rick still looking off into the distance with a thousand yard stare leads Negan to the Pantry*
HEY FATTY WHAT YOU GOT ON THE MENU.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL JUST STROLL THROUGH AND PICK WHAT I WANT.
PICKLES IN A JAR, MMMM THOSE ARE A GREAT REMINDER OF THE SITUATION YOU'RE IN AYY RICK?

IS THAT HAM? I THOUGHT THE ONLY THING PIGGY AROUND HERE WAS FATTY WATCHING THE FOOD. I THINK I'LL TAKE A COUPLE SLICES OF THAT.

OH MY GOD RICK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! ROAST BEEF? WELL GEE WILLICKERS YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME ROAST BEEF. I HAD SOME OF THE ROAST BEEF DWIGHT GAVE ME AWHILE BACK LAST NIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
DID YOU GUYS GROW YOUR OWN LETTUCE? YOU KNOW I AM A GROWING BOY BUT AS A NICE GUY I THINK I'LL ONLY TAKE A PIECE.
HEY RICK PASS THE MUSTARD, YOU BARELY HAVE ENOUGH HERE TO MUSTARD UP A DECENT SANDWICH
"we have mayo too if you want"
*negan's smile instantly drops*
NO THAT SHIT WILL NOT FLY HERE
*Lucille's the mayo jar*

I guess you could say Lucille is bat shit crazy about her hatred of mayo.
NOW THEN, LET'S TRY THIS BAD BOY OUT.
TIME TO BRING THIS GRAVY TRAIN DOWNTOWN.
MMMMM NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING TO GET SANDWICHED AROUND HERE, YOUR WIFE RICK?
*chucks the sandwich away after one bite biting his tongue chuckling*

AND MY AXE

>"we have mayo too if you want"
>*negan's smile instantly drops*
>NO THAT SHIT WILL NOT FLY HERE
>*Lucille's the mayo jar*

best part

>I'm Negano
Why did they make him a Mexican in the show?

youtube.com/watch?v=8glJr3np5ig

Why didn't they made the governor a mexican?
He actually is

>Governor is Mexican
>Governor is a raper

TV Abe > Comic Abe

>butbut he didn't say lets fuck this dog
Motherdick is better.

it's the Irish genes
:^)

Best episodes of the show:

>Season 1
Days Gone Bye
Guts
Vatos
Wildfire

>Season 2
What Lies Ahead
Bloodletting
Save the Last One
Pretty Much Dead Already
Nebraska
18 Miles Out
Judge, Jury, Executioner
Better Angels
Beside the Dying Fire

>Season 3
Seed
Killer Within
Say the Word
Hounded
When the Dead Come Knocking
Home
Clear
This Sorrowful Life

>Season 4
30 Days Without An Accident
Indifference
Internment
Live Bait
Dead Weight
Too Far Gone
After
Claimed
Alone
The Grove
Us
A

>Season 5
No Sanctuary
Four Walls And A Roof
Coda
What Happened And What's Going On
Them
The Distance
Remember
Forget
Spend
Try
Conquer

>Season 6
First Time Again
JSS
Thank You
Here's Not Here
Start to Finish
No Way Out
The Next World
Knots Untie
Not Tomorrow Yet
The Same Boat
Twice As Far
Last Day On Earth

>Season 7
The Day Will Come When You Won't Be
The Well
The Cell
Service
Go Getters
Sing Me A Song(extremely likely)
Hearts Still Beating(extremely likely)

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Clear was the only good season 3 episode.
Episode 1, 2, and 4 have been the only good s7 episodes so far. (The Cell would've been good if it had more Negan and didn't focus on Dwight)

Im vegan

im greek

>Good episodes
The pilot

>shit episodes
everything else

/thread

>Leans back

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>mfw I started the 'Leans' Meme

*refuses to exercise even though two other lead actors his age are shredded*

Hello redit :)

who?

i wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of his bat

fucking stupid ass meme
i hate this meme

Hello, Ezekiel.

He's been far beefier than this.

In watchmen he had limbs of timber, like Negan should have like this:This is what is mainly killing it for me - the fact that Negan is a skinny fuck.

>walkingdead.wikia.com/wiki/Shiva_(Comic_Series)
>Anakin, did I ever tell you about King Ezekiel? He had a qt pet tiger called Shiva who is noted for the time she sharted in the Designated Shitting Bath. She was a good tiger.

Would you do it?

Do what? Lick a baseball bat covered in barbed wire and Negan precum? Hell yes. That scene should be in Sing Me A Song coming up soon right? Or does it happen later in the story?

next episode probably, when we see Carl doing the Rambo

Next episode is Tara/Heath. 7.07 "Sing Me A Song" is the Carl/Negan stuff

Then Negan was all like youtu.be/ajmI1P3r1w4?t=86 all of a sudden.

when glen actor """died""" under the dumpster, his mom called him and ask if he still had job
"dont worry mom i still have a job"
>tfw negan not only smashed glen's head in, he also smashed his hopes and dreams IRL

he's set for life if he can manage his money the right way.

fuck off trevor

Did anyone screen cap the breakfast with neegan pasta a while back? Need to show my normie friends

just type in 'Sup Forums negan' on reddit. I'm sure it'll have the most upvotes.

Steven Yeun has new jobs. He voices a character in the Netflix Voltron cartoon and has several movies coming up

now thats a smol frogger

>season 2
>no Cherokee rose or chupacabra
Didn't even read the rest. Opinion disregarded.

This

And I'm this [ ] close to dropping this show.

there is nothing cool or interesting about the character; he's a cardboard cut-out and if AMC tries to push Negan on us all season long, they're going to lose a lot of viewers.

>no Cherokee rose
The only good part about that episode is Daryl's search for Sophia.

>or chupacabra
That episode is mostly boring

there was an image with some of his lines, anyone have it? cracked me up

>He voices a character in the Netflix
AFTER THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME IVE BEEN BUSY

my nigga negan

>7360x4912

For what purpose

WATCH IT RICK

He's not that skinny. He's lean and wiry like a lot of laborers get.

It's a lot more realistic that way. How is he going to be a beef cake in the apocalypse where conserving your energy is necessary for survival?

>ghost Merle
>daryl getting rekt with bolt through the stomach and then killing a zombie with it
>Andrea being a complete and utter retard and shooting Daryl in the head
>Carol telling Daryl he's just as good as everyone else
>barn reveal
>>>mostly boring

Oh well then in that case you should kys

Ok he could fuck me up in a fight. Especially since Negan is a fearless nutter.

he's a big guy

Meee? You... huh heh... you mean ME?!

Does anyone know where I can find 1080p Blu Ray rips of the show? preferably with the uncensored versions of the episodes that have them.

Tiny wednesday

Because he lives better than everyone else. Having everyone else be skinny lanklets and puny manlets and then having him be big as fuck would serve to demonstrate how his empire serves him while his extortion racket was draining the locals of necessary supplies.

Those are fake arms, user.

*widens stance*
>I'd never dare cuck you, big guy.

Negan's a total bro. Fuck the redditard Saviors who are bewildered by him.

AY RICK

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would the claimed crew from season 4 be negan material?

No. Negan is against rape. They tried to rape Carl.

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Can you blame them? It's like raping an elf.

KEK

I wonder if Here's Negan is gonna have him witness a rape. Also, I'm banking on learning how he got his scar.

Wow, that Kirkman can really write the shit out of dialogue.

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Am I the only one laughing over how many babies sincerely do not like Negan? The Walking Dead just can not win no matter what they do. I think this has been the most enthralling season half yet. Glad Negan's reign isn't getting glossed over. Glad Rick is a cuck. Would you rather have him on the road again being McBadass? Please.

>The Day Will Come When You Won't Be
youtu.be/fKytg0j6Pdg

(rubs head)..........................................................................................................................................................................mask u somefin

You're thinking of javier bardem you stupid fuck
But he's actually spanish

look at how shaved down his body hair is. he would look like sasquatch normally

After seeing these comic panels it's clear that JDM should have gained 30 pounds before taking the role of Negan...

He couldn't because he was on The Good Wife

this.

This guy looks like a real comedian.

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>I tell you wut man

kek i never thought of it in that way. i guess being against rape is edgy and neckbearded.