Rank them

rank them

2=1>4>6>5>3

2 > 6 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 4

>6 that high up
>4 that low
jeez

2 > 1 > 3 > dog shit > 6 > 5 > 4

American Horror Story has better posters than seasons.

>watching this shit

Coven >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

poanoke?

> First half of any season > second half of every season

you know this to be true

the teasers are god tier but 4 & 5 had really weak posters
(op's Hotel poster is fake)

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6 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 3 > 4

3 = 1 > 5 > 6 > 2 > 4

that said, heres my ranking

3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 6 > 5

will we ever get another season with Taissa and Emma in it together?

C O V E N

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I only watched the first two seasons, and half of the third. I D R O P P E D the third season halfway through because it was garbage.

I liked the second season though, even with its flaws. The first was ok I guess too.

>dropping the best season
ishygddt

i wonder if theyre good friends irl

emma roberts is disgusting and contributed to ruining season 3

>Coven
>best season
Either terrible bait or worst taste I've ever seen

shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit

she made coven great.

coven is best. its objective, you cant argue it.

2>1>dog shit>4>3

Gave up and didn't watch 5 and 6, was it any decent?

any season without jessica lange is absolute ass

6 was good for the first few episodes, 5 was bad

Exact same experience watching it. Coven had so much potential to be cool and I was really looking forward to it after enjoying the first couple seasons and thinking the third would have the best subject matter to draw from. I thought it'd pertain mostly to the occult and the demonic angle most of the early witch stories had. But instead it was girl drama and voodoo bullshit. Dropped the moment it was revealed that one bitch's husband is a witch hunter . Total garbage. I watched about half of freak show too before it got too weird/boring.

2 > 1 > 6 > 5 >>>> 4 > 3

I want Emma to dominate me!

>shit taste in waifus
I guess it makes sense that you'd like S3 at least

shes a good waifu to have!

ok i get if someone doesnt like coven, but how could you rank it last? 4 & definitley 6 were wayyyyy worse. terrible taste for you guys.

>mfw unironically liked Coven

I think it's because it's the season that has the most Emma. Wait. Was Emma on any other season? I can't remember.

wow go on how so

s-s-sorry... please don't hit me...

she was in 4 for a little more than half the season.

Coven>Hotel>Asylum>Murder house>Roanoke>Freak show

If you disagree you are a woman

Actually Hotel should be behind Murder house

at least you got the first one right

thats better, id be ok with that. 6 is easily the worst though.

2 > 4 > 1 > 5 > 6 > 3

1 > 2 > 6 (episodes 1-8) > 3 > 5 > POWER GAP > 6 (episodes 9-10) >>>>>>> suicide > 4
Also Taissa best AHSfu

shes p good. behind emma though of course.

This is the ultimate ranking

It's generally a shit show, I've never actually finished an entire season other than 1 and 2.

2>1>6>5>4>3

ALL THESE FAGS PUTTING COVEN LAST!!!!

WHY?????????????

ITS THE BEST SEASON FUCK YOU GUYS

YOU SHALL ALL BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

It was the most poorly written season by far. Remember when the hamplanet molested bull monster? Ridiculous.

it was super outlandish for sure, i liked that about it though.

Because it was gay teen girl drama

2>6>1>4>3
Dropped 5

Asylum
Murder House
Roanoke
Hotel
STEAMING SHIT
Coven
Freak Show

The only reason I watched 3 and 4 was for best Emma

ok. fair enough

Whats with ranking 6 so high? did you guys think the docustyle thing was cool and unique? it was fucking retarded. and the season should have ended after they escaped the house/property. Why would they go back? lmao. such a bad season.

1>3>2>6>>>>>>>>dogshit>4>5

Season 6 had an actual focus on horror at least until the abysmal finale. For that reason alone it's better than half the other shitty seasons, especially Teen Witchez

6 just didnt feel right with all the new cast members

as if muh haunted house is the most original thing in hollywood...

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Shit >>>>>>>>>>> 1 = 2 = 3 = 4 = 5 = 6

this guy

I want her to tease me with her feet until the brink of orgasm and then deny me! She can do this for as long as she wants until I'm left a broken person begging for release!

wow
what then?

Gonna go objective here:

2>5>1>3>4

Too soapy. Still, it wasn't ruined by it as much as Freak show

sadly everytime

The one season without was ironically a huge stepup from the previous two seasons tho

>voodoo bullshit
Hey, that was one of the few GOAT parts. Freak show is the one defined by lost potential

I'd switch Asylum and coven. Otherwise spot on

2>6>4>1=5>3

1>2>3>4 Haven't watched the last 2.

3 is best because of best Emma though.

So the new one still hasn't stepped it up huh? Goddamn..

Jesus, her lips are so perfect.

>Roanoke
Is that about the mysterious disappearance during colonial times?

Anyone who thinks 2 is the best season is unironically a pleb. 2 was an 'lol so randum XD' clusterfuck made for ADD children

1 > 6 > 3 > 5=2

did not watch freakshow

This guy was the only good thing in 4.

2 > 1 > 6 > 5 > 3 > 4

1
>MURDER HOUSE
>mega angst
>impactful story
>top tier Jessica in this one
>literally anti christ

2
>great premise
>mysterious
>ayy lmaos
>satan
>naziman
>corruption

3
>that niggerkiller hag
>voodo
>zombies
>papa
>hell

4
>killer clown
>MARJORIE

5
>cool setting
>very spoopy in the beginning
>great MCs
>devil's night
>IRL killers

Haven't seen 6

I believe mine goes:

Freakshow
Coven
Asylum
Hotel
First season
Roanoke

After all the teasing and denial she would finally take pity on me and grant me release! She would quickly and efficiently ruin my orgasm and make it dribble into a cup!

He was cool as a character, but was used as a shitty "ex machina" and only showed up to remove the one TRUE good thing from 4. Shitty ghosts don't fit in this season

wowwee how would she ruin it and what would she do after?

She would tease the head ever so slightly with one finger and then she would lightly drag her index finger up and down the shaft! She'd do this until I couldn't take it any more and explode! She would probably verbally tease and laugh at me afterwards for not being to hold it in!

thanks man you just helped me cum


fuckin' faggot

Coven certainly had the best aesthetic

like butterfly?

No problem!

what

I have not seen season 6 yet.

1>5>4>2>3

5 was a lot like Murder House, which I like.

Coven had the problem of "Cute witches doing cute witches things. Oh also, gory torture scenes"

The last episode has like 3 witches dying in 1 hour from the stupid test, without anybody caring.

I liked that the Voodoo Witch came to Season 5.

here's the correct answer.

2=1>4>5>6>3

2>1>4>shit>3>Who the fuck is still watching after the first episode of season 5?

2>5>1>4>6>3

this guy gets it

I didn't get to watch S6 on the nights the episodes came out. I'd watch em a day late then want to read some shitposting or theories and check what reddit has to offer.

It's so cancerous and vaginal in there. S3 is god to them.

s3 is the best tho. . .

Only melodramatic girls and waifu fucks consider it a good season, it's mediocre at best with a plotline that has ADHD and no consequences for characters dying except fucking Nan

3=2>1>6>4>5

PROVE ME WRONG

(BEST GIRL)