/heem/: uppercut edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Matt Hughes airlifted to hospital after his truck gets hit by a train
espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19654828/former-ufc-fighter-matt-hughes-airlifted-medical-facility-truck-collides-train

>Page-Daley planned for 2018
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/bellator-scott-coker-michael-page-paul-daley-grudge-early-2018

>UFC Fight Night 111 weigh-in results
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-111-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-9-p-m-et

H8RS BE GONE

Cynthia Bless

schaub

Is Matt kill?

this thread is already ruined can we get a new one?

Bless.

TKO 39
Romero vs Jourdain
Fri, Jun 16, 2017 6:00PM ET
Quebec, Canada


LIVE ON FITE PASS

Paige bless

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*GADOOOSH*

Callen is such an unlikable faggot.

F

loser

Threadly remind you're a casual that hopped on the Schaub h8er hype train.

Schaub posting seems fun

potatoejew is dead

Bless Cynthia

The obese spammer right here.

Tuss Bless

I don't like to call it Schaubposting. That's pretty derogatory. I just like to be positive and bring out the best in people like Schaub does.

Cynthia bless

100% it's a beast

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How is schaub posting still a thing paige posting is where its at

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Is Boomboom Slurp a good fighter?

When's the last time a card was as WGAF as the UFC: Singapore card tomorrow?

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Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 111.

>Holm
>Tybura
>Covington
>Saffiedine
>Tuck
>Harris
>Caceres
>Scoggins
>Li
>Kwak
>Inoue
>Pudilova

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Your h8r mentality reflects poorly on YOU. ITS NOTHING about Brendan.

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miss me yet /heem/?

Schaub bless friends

Schaub would choke him out in less than half a round.

Couldn't have happened to someone more deserving.

Holm vs Correia
Arlovski vs Tybura
Kim vs Covington
Saffedine vs Dos Anjos
Gomi vs Tuck

On one of the fight companions, Eddie Bravo says that Amanda Nunes would give Ronda a tough fight and before he even finishes his point, the CTE patient has already started interrupting him, "Oh for sure I disagree she'll ragdoll her my guy 100%"

At this time they'd already separated and she was with Travis Browne, and he still lept to her defense.

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>le google translate to talk trash on twitter man
lol

That dude is a retarded goofball.

Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck

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she and schaub should procreate

Takes one to know one.

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>From here we go to a weird story about how Matt refused to walk all of the way to the bathroom in a bar at a casino in Las Vegas, and would just publicly urinate near the bar while pretending to be getting another drink because it was "dark enough in there to get away with it." I'm at a loss for why that was included in the book. At that same bar his brother Mark's wife refused to get on the bar and dance with some other skanks despite the fact that Mark had ordered her to. She left the bar upset.
For sure just piss in the lobby my guy gadoosh.

Holly Holms
Tybura
Covington
Dos Banjos
Tuck

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What is Discord and how do I join?

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Will Cynthia finally convince the world that Calderwood is a can ? Can't stand that woman

First for my girl

go to reddit.com

ewwww joanna is yucky

would you jewanna?

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Stopped taking heemspeak serious when they started using """""discord"""""

The mandrama losers co-ordinating a spam raid on here is legit one of the saddest things I've ever seen on Sup Forums.

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Come on lad Jojo's never been that great
It's a winnable fight for Cynthia

The spammer posts threads on Sup Forums and Sup Forums telling people to post in our thread or their mother will die.

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Literally what are you talking about?

Whats your favorite knockout of all time?

h8rs are really in shambles today. Just got back from a nice day on the beach to have a nice discussion on heem and the past couple threads have been awful.

If you don't like Schaub. Filter us, we don't care, we're not here for your attention.

Otherwise buzz off and join your own little Reddit communities. This is heem and its not going to change

H8rs be gone!!!

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i think it's the calendarsperg mostly. no one will go that much out of their way to change the filenames.. right?

Oh for sure a 0-0 Boxer will win rounds against an undefeated 49-0 GOAT of Boxing 100% my guy

better quality bro

who's your favorite female fighter?

lol that's actually clever i can't think of any other way to get people to enter a thread they don't care about

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>tfw know a girl who looks just like this

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MOAR

>A family member shoots himself over a girl, and Matt skips the funeral decided to go to a wrestling meet instead. After getting drunk one night they take a bunch of girls "swimming" in some sort of pond/rain water/sewer runoff. There is a whirlpool that's formed in the sewage pond, and Matt and 2 other drunk college kids get caught in the current. Matt pulls himself out but the 2 other kids drowned. He talks about how God saved him.(apparently God hated the other 2 drunk college kids) They feel so sorry for the 2 kids that died, that the same night the go out and get drunk again, and look for girls. They end up at a house party, and are having no luck with the girls, so they started eating food from the cabinets and refrigerator. When confronted by the home's owner, they throw him through a window, and leave before the cops get there. Matt then starts fighting MMA and kicking everyone's ass easily. Pat Miletich refs one of Matt's fights, and is so impressed he invites him to train with them.
Oh shit two of my buddies died better find some skanks 100% my guy

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Did Matt bully you in high school?

This leaf is such a nerd lol

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Holm
Arlovski
Covington
Dos Anjos
Gomi

>Chapter 5 is mostly uneventful, just talks about his first fight in Japan, and so on. He does manage to say "I would have done anything for a country breakfast in Japan" which did nauseate me momentarily. The end of the chapter starts picking up momentum when at Mark's wedding, the boys snub their dad, not allowing him in the family photos. Later, after getting completely plastered they beat the shit out of their new in-laws at the wedding reception, and the entire event turns into what Matt calls "A Battle Royal."
Don't forget to get completely wasted and beat the shit out of your in-laws at your rape victims wedding gadoosh

Does Bingbong Sjubb ever use his sons diapers because the CTE has left him incontinent?

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Wow a new spam item?

>boxing in charge of matchmaking

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>Hurting.
lmao rednecks get fuuuucked

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Funny how people get infuriated with me but don't care whatsoever that you spam all day about Schaub's baby son and make a mockery of him. A little baby is the source of your pleasure. Get help dude, please.

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Remember when he talked about cutting off a baby pig's testicles and then throwing them at someone he disliked? And then how he cut the pig's belly in front of him so he could scare him with the scream? For sure praying for him to survive my man

>He does manage to say "I would have done anything for a country breakfast in Japan" which did nauseate me momentarily

What's wrong with wanting some food from your home country when travelling abroad?

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