Reminder that if Bach was alive today he would be listening to and playing meal

Reminder that if Bach was alive today he would be listening to and playing meal.

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Bach was a deeply religious man.
If anything, he'd play Jazz

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but power metal exclusively

true

who would make better religion-core
bach or coltrane?

improvisation was one of Bach's chief interests. he'd be a jazz pianist.

This.

i read that as "if the beach boys were alive today" which would be way funnier bait

also true though, dennis wilson would be a headbanger

Metal is the endgame of music.

He was a improvisation afitionado. He would be in a Hip Hop band.

>you get 1 (one) chance to shitpost
>you fuck it up this badly
>meal
>MEAL
>M E A L

I know this is a troll post but I'll bite anyways. There's no genre of music with greater delusions of grandeur than metal. It is not, on the whole, comparable to classical in either compositional or technical skill. Metal is just prog rock with down syndrome; I-swear-I'm-not-a-numale music for neckbeards who pretend to be intellectuals but really just want something loud and aggressive.

neckbeard here
This is wholly true.

so he'd be a pleb then?

He'd be a progfag don't even try to pretend that isn't the truth

>le Bach is complex meme

where does this even come from

name a single artist who is more complex.

kanye

...

what is prog rock

carly rae jepsen

He'd be listening to what is socially acceptable as refined, as was his output when he was alive. Metal fags are delusional. He would reject you entirely.

pretty much any composer from the 19th century onwards

here's your (You)

Nailed it.

He'd make something of an amalgamation of Mastodon, Dream Theater, Rush, and Radiohead.

true

>ignoring the fact that he solidified the foundation of western music theory
b-but muh complexity...

Wow. Perfect summation.

yeah, so? he still wasn't complex, and the composers who came after him were far more innovative and influential.

If Bach were alive today he'd dye his hair purple and make soundcloud hip-hop

this

Literally up and down stairs of notes. What a fucking hack

thank you.

metal being satanist is just marketing

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>more influential than Bach
No way. Name one

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W H E N

Chad here, that's not true.

Wagner
Stravinsky
Stockhausen
Schoenberg

oh and also Philip Glass

Progressive Rock and Roll Music

I had a friend who hated Bach and he said if he lived today he would make techno

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Well, it's hard to say if composers like Stockhausen and Schoenberg were more influential since their day was much more recent than Bach's. But all these composers wrote music that was heavily influenced by the foundations laid out by Bach and his contemporaries, even Stocky and Schoenberg. So what makes you think these composers are more influential than Bach?

because of how much further music has progressed after them compared to how much music progressed in the time between Bach and them

Good shit post. (you)

>because of how much further music has progressed after them compared to how much music progressed in the time between Bach and them
Lol. Bach literally invented music.

Most Europeans were super religious in the 17th century

And how much further has music progressed since Schoenburg and Stockhausen, and how does it compare to the progression from Baroque-20th century? Listen to a piece by Back and then a piece by Mozart or Beethoven, then Schumann, then someone like Debussy, Ravel. You don't think that's an adequate progression? You really think that more innovation has occurred in jutst the past century?

>Samefagging this blatantly

this has got to be b8

in the span of less than a century we have gone from sheet music to composing mathematically on computers and electronic machines, as well as composing based on analysis of visible audio spectograms.

>spectograms

*spectographs

He'd be a metal solo guitarist shredding the bridge.

>composing based on analysis of visible audio spectograms.
i want this meme today. aphex twin did it once purely for a lark since images rendered in sound virtually always just make an over-tone dense screeching sound that is rarely if ever utilized for compositional purposes

saved for future use

>he doesn't know about the carly porn video

I'm calling bullshit. You must provide a working source before I believe such a claim...plx?

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>There's no genre of music with greater delusions of grandeur than metal
At least metal doesn't actually try to be on the level of classical, which is why it uses a structure somewhat inspired by classical to be able to deliver what pop music does best: visceral music (but more intense thanks to classical inspired structure.)

This is different from:

Progressive rock which tries to be as close to classical as possible by trying to do shit like muh harmonic complexity and long instrumental sections but has none of the nuance that comes with classical or jazz.

"Art rock" (Beatles, TVU, Bowie, Pink Floyd on DSOTM/The Wall, Radiohead, etc.) guys that don't have the long instrumental sections of prog but still have the same delusions by attempting to be "complex" in the same way classical music is by trying to fit as many layering of polyphony and harmonic changes as possible without realizing they can never be that good at doing such stuff in pop structures.

Hip Hop, Punk Rock, Indie Rock, and early 90s Norwegian Black Metal which have all repeatedly shown an obsession with non-musical delusions of grandeur associated more with aesthetics than anything.

That is not to say metal doesn't have guys like Necrophagist who do thing it's comparable to classical or its fair share of dumb fans. But it has never wanted to be like classical closely, and if it was, it would not be able to deliver its intensity its known for.

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Alright, well I was thinking harmonically influential/innovative and not technologically. I suppose in that sense, Stockhausen was an early pioneer of electronic music

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