/afl/

>no thread
West Coast won on Thursday
St Kilda won on Friday

Richmond v Sydney at MCG on now
Port Adelaide v Brisbane at AO at 16:05 ACST
Gold Coast v Carlton at MS 7:25pm AEST

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Been looking for this thread for awhile. But I'm a phoneposter so I cbf to make my own thread. Thanks op carn the swans

Tigers
Port
Carlton

one of these is a test

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

Based RealityGOD lads

Basedbane tbqh lads.

What a trash day of footy.

youtube.com/watch?v=9VRQKwwtRAQ

Who is the main commentator?

who /dabloos/ here?

WE'RE OFF TO BROKEN HILL

I grew up in Broken Hill and went to school with Taylor Walker. AMA

Will be 3/3 if Richmond holds on.

Did you touch his willy?

How's the simulation going?

The most common runs had Richmond up by only 10 points at this stage so something is going wrong with Sydney.

Just filling in the data from the game so far I'll let you know what the result should be at half time.

According to the most common set these are the order of goals that should follow in the 3rd.

SYDNEY
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND

Ah, yes. It's Sydney who's wrong here.

Nvm guys, I just realised that I'm an incredibly massive faggot, n fact I'm sucking abo dick right now

oh ok

>Richmond might choke in the last minute of the last quarter AGAIN

elite post

Seriously fuck off

>BUDDY

>Rance flopping like a soccer player

Is rance the softest Fullback in the game?

Cant beat buddy, resorts to flopping to get some control.

When is he getting that elusive gold logie so this shit can stop

That rance flop was one of a kind

kek the scoreline is reverting to the mean again. Should be my original outcome again: Richmond 10.11 77 def Sydney 10.7 67

i feel like im taking crazy pills when people say he is the best defender in the game.

Hurley, Talia, McGovern are easily better.

Michael Christian and Tim Lane.

this quarter seems a bit rigged. How was that not a mark to Menadue?

>shitmond NORFing

no it was fucking umpball. Clear mark and should have been a Richmond goal.

bitchmond are gonna lose arent they lads

i can't watch the match, is gil rigging this one?

Yes very dodgy stuff happening atm.

Fuck up cunt

Bitchmond better not fuck this up. I'm already 0/2

UMPBALL

>>>/nrl/

I don't know what I want, my tips to be 3/3 which makes me go equal 2nd or bitchmond losing this and reading the bigfooty board

Dusty up to his tricks again

Who 4/3 here?

JUST TRY AND TELL ME
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>Bitchmond

It's happening again, KEK

>not being 6/3
Pathetic

Trip on RC

>bitchmond

kek, looks like bitchmond sperg is back on the menu boys

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE FUCKING S T A T E OF YOU

>this umpiring.
Fold this league.

Yes indeed who will win this clash? Le Classic Chokers or the Posh Bullies in Sydney? Only Gil knows.

Rance has had a good last quarter desu

Yep now Cotchin is deliberately fucking it up. Game was always a forgone conclusion.

Reality Check has an embarrassingly small penis.

Shut the fuck up you fat wog
Your constant failure is making the rest of us become worse people

He has to carry the team because of the umpball and Dusty and Cotch are throwing the game.

rioli mate rioli

>Game was always a forgone conclusion
>YET HE STILL TIPS BITCHMOND
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PREPARE YOUR "TEST" NARRATIVE YOU FAT WOG

this is the most open season man holy shit

I tipped on the basis that it wouldn't be rigged, fuckwit.

Also this clock along the boundary line only aids to the fixed games.

>tfw put money on bitchmond
end me

>cuckmond

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

>r-rigged
>m-muh tip w-was wrong c-cuz i-it's rigged
ABSOLUTE POOTHETIC AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the richmond and narrow losses meme is back now

feelsgoodman

RIGGED
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LOVING

EVERY

LAUGH

Come out bitchmond sperg

Fuck this gay sport.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who 3/3 here?
Was one off the pace of the leader before this round, might be in front now.

>knows the intricacies of a giant conspiracy affeting a multi-billion dollar sports league
>claims that the outcome of a game was a foregone conclusion due to match fixing
>tipped the losing team on the assumption that the aforementioned foregone conclusion was not a foregone conclusion and the game would not be rigged

>bigfooty slowing down
KEK

fuck I love seeing bitchmond getting their spirit broken

Another game of no votes to D Martin. I am seriously considering putting money on a Ablett Brownlow, and I regularly disparage gambling degenerates

>HE FINALLY GOT ONE WRONG xD xD

Did you even watch the game, fuckwit?

fuck the haters

> muh models

kek.

why are you like this

Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

>finally
wrong yet again lmao

Why am I more intelligent than anyone in this thread? Probably because I was homeschooled, and didn't follow trends as a kid like a fucking retard.

Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch.

who was your favourite teacher at homeschool?

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

now shitney could be in the 8 as soon as next week, funny season. Keep the """"rigging"""" coming I say, it's entertaining as fuck.

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

You are my tipGOD, my only tipGOD
You make me happy when tips are rigged
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my tipGOD away

Were you one of those kids that had sex with their teacher?

Absolutely ELITE fucking posts

ah, that explains the no friends

When we lived in Japan for a while I had a hot Japanese tutor who was probably about 29-30 (I was 8).

Not only was she a good teacher she had a really busty chest and always wore low cut tops. My dick was "literally" rock hard throughout all our sessions.

Things that never happened

>projectorvirgin only leaves the thread to sleep
>still being triggered by RC

hello projectorvirgin

>homeschooled
>by parents that died in a fiery car crash in RC's childhood.

Makes you think. Literally can't stop lying can you? Ever thought about getting help?

who 0/3 here?
get around me RC you autistic retard

Your parents don't have to be your teachers, you moron.

another narrative thoroughly aborted

are richmond, dare i say, fucking retarded?