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*GADOOOSH*

my nigga

>end your life
you have to be 18+ to post here

How many bongs?

49-1

Not gonna be able to make it

sorry lads

i'll make webms if i make it but im getting sleepy

Seconded

if you don't find Tuss attractive you are literally gay

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2 bongs and 45 bings

Thanks my dude

what do you guys think Tuss favorite meal is to eat away depression?

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Megan fighting for title at 214
Whittaker fighting for interim 213

2 aussie champs within 2 months lads.

>the Caliphate of Poonited Kangdom is upset because a small hole like Ireland has more relevant fighters than them
Bisping is ethnically polish

#rip dad bod

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aussies and losing at interim title fights

I've invented a very strong fighting system, a legit unstoppable striking art that has no standing counter, at least to my knowledge.

How do I popularize it and make big money? Should I go pro?

oh but conor is faster than canelo and will hit him with an awkward angle my man i will bet you 100k

>Soccer

get that shit outta my face, that camp will never have a world champ

I don't know, he's always had quite a big fan base but he's getting more exposure now, I think he seems like a nice dude. I agree him and Tony are both corny which is why I like them but most people like Jorge and not Tony which I don't get.

>in a backyard just so he could go buy some mcdonalds
not true

I would submit you

I want my future wife to look like that

22-0

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>two cross thread yous
not only are you stupid and wrong, you are also a huge faggot for bring that shit into this thread. end your life.

why you so upset?

Who the fuck is Tuss????

if for whatever reason Mayweather decides to go toe to toe, McG is getting slept

you should know bro

who is this semen demen

conor is way bigger than cotto, try again sweety, reach alone is similar but bigger than zab judah, the only one to rock floyd. so mcg can ko him.

DELETE THIS

Clueless mate, clueless. Is it meant to be Tess in a kiwi accent? I'm australian.

I would alternate between sucking her nipples and burying my face in her chubby arm pits and sniffing super hard

do you seriously find her attractive or is this a meme? she's clearly just a sloppy fat chick

Are there fights coming up soon?

2.5 bongs. just enough time for a nap

I do seriously find her attractive

>pants pulled up over her protruding stomach to hide it

Please post slip.

she's australian, thats why I said you should know

What fights are worth watching for this Fight Night?

only thing I want to see is how RDA looks at WW

im really starting to think its not worth staying up for

Cant believe RDA is fighting on a fight pass card with bethe headlining

Holm vs Correia
Arlovski vs Tybura
Kim vs Covington
Saffedine vs Dos Anjos
Gomi vs Tuck

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Goodnight heem, black beass out dis hoe

I literally forgot this was on the card... why the fuck isn't this headline instead of Holly vs the Accountant?

Think hes actually done or do you think hes just hard on himself for losing?

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RDA vs Sardine
Arloskie Getting KO'd

not much else

Holly is probably unironically a bigger name than RDA

he's hard on himself even when he wins. he never thinks he did as good as he can

Did you forget who made Ronda lose the tittle?

He probably just needs a long break. He's the most active heavyweight. Now he's got a back injury. Stann talked to him

youtube.com/watch?v=YQa__IJwck4&ab_channel=UltimatumMMA

Never been so happy to watch UFC despite a crap wmma main card.

Open beers up 12, start UFC at 2pm. Fucking sweet!

get rightously fucked up, then the main even will be fast

Our Guy

im not gonna make it lads. im setting an alarm but i doubt im waking up

PUSSEH

I think we're gonna have multiple champs. Potentially a bunch.

It's a negotiating tactic. I think Rumble's retirement probably was too, and even if it wasn't his dude weed lol business is gonna tank and send him back to fighting anyway.

I'm pretty sure that Rumble retired to get away from USADA for a while.

Does Andrei the glassjaw bum Arlovski have any chance of winning?

Because I must've been drunk when I bet on him in 3 parlays. Fuck me.

It's heavyweight, nobody should be at +300. How much are you losing when he gets faceplanted?

Thanks for raising CTE and SHaub awareness

Not much, my safe bets are going to either keep me even or in slight profit. But I don't have any "wise bets" - just 5 variations of 3-5part parlays, in case of hitting just one would give me a good profit but even in losing all of them i'd stay even.

Why USADA? Personally I think the whole league is juicing.

Holm
Arlovski
Kim
Saffedine
Gomi

These will win

Whats your safe bet and who you got rda or tarec?

yes, tybura is shit

holm
korean girl
kwak
rda


i know that rda is not considered safe for anybody after his past performances but look at it like this: one of these guys is fighting top5 guys exclusively and losing in rows while the other guy is dominating top20 folks. it's going to be derrick lewis vs mark hunt again (bet which i won, too) different levels of competition

Gomi is back for his annual KO loss, your picks are gonna be short-lived.

>tybura is shit
>checks flag

hmm

Lads do you ever just sit before a card starts and think "I really can't be arsed spending 5 hours on this"

I loved how Gomi put in zero effort in weight-ins to even hide his unmotivated face. By far the least motivated face I've ever seen.

every
single
time

No, not really. The suspension builds up and am getting only more excited.


Until the murican commercials start playing every 15min, then I truly think why I even bother.

this will be bong commercials or fightpass bloop noises

so gambling or white noise

I agree with you about Saffiedine but he's still the best underdog bet since RDA is a vet on a skid moving way up in weight. Out of all the fights on the card this is the most interesting for me.

It just struck me why I have a tendency to bet on chink wmma fighters. My yellow fever. Well dang.

It's a fite pass card though, so it's going to go pretty quickly. Fuck Fox cards directly up the ass.

I mean, ya'll know it's not on TV, right?

You watch a lot if anime don't you?

I'm pretty sure that the korean girl is the best underdog bet.

Pudilova has two losses to a Swedish MMA fighter who dominated her on ground (with not impressive technique).

Korean chink tape studies show that she's pretty good on ground and takedown. Especially with the leg trip takedown.

Basic math really. And because it's 50 pounds wmma, then the likelyhoodness of either getting knocked out by pillow fists is slim to none.

I disagree, my man. Rolando Dy is my underdog pick of the card, assuming that Bethe is off limits.

>tfw no Teppu animu

And then you sit through it anyway :/
Seriously? Even for cards like this? How?Yeah I know, I have FP open, but it's still a few hours

>tv
>check flag
Implying anything is ever getting broadcasted to slavstonia.
no i hate anime, idk why i am even on Sup Forums desu

What's next for each, now that their gay little fight was pulled off?

Seriously. Because I bet money on the fights, lol.

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painful memories, lad

1 bong to go

why does that bitch get to fight with a shirt on, what an embarrassment.

Holm by DEC
Tybura by KO
Covington by DEC
RDA by DEC
Tuck by SUB