ITT: nonsense flim critics say

ITT: nonsense flim critics say

>The movie is self aware
>The movie doesn't reinvent the wheel
>This movie makes Tarkovsky feel like Spielberg on steroids
>This is not a movie. It's a film.

THAT'S JAW-DROPPING

Imagine losing your fucking jaw

>This movie makes Tarkovsky feel like Spielberg on steroids
top marks all around

>tour de force
>elan

>a miracle movie!
>a tour de force

:/

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>film
>critics

On par with professional gamers.

but elan is a light fun word that hints of flan and spring showers

>it's fun

>As a transgender, this movie really..

>superb

>critics at all

the scum of the earth. 100% useless.

>flim
ngiger

>surprisingly funny

None of those phrases are nonsense, they're just cliche ways of being pretentious about what are truthfully fairly low brow critiques.

>spends decades talking shit
>dies of jaw cancer

It never stops being funny.

>problematic portrayal of masculinity

>critique has the word 'critique' in it
>critique uses adjectives and similes

itt: nonsense plebs say

X can't act
the plot sucked
the story sucked
the ending sucked
what's the deal with the ending?
dat ending
epic ending
sik ending
ending
the directing sucked
the writing sucked
the inging sucked
ing ing ing
ending
ing

autism

>This movie sends out the wrong message

I enjoyed the cinematography

Something something white male

>it was an experience
>a veritable smorgasbord
>director is the x of his generation
>I saw it twice
>the film inspires

I believe what he said was "HUBBLUBSSUHMMFUHGLUBBUHsiskel"

>The movie speaks to you on an emotional level

>a glib facsimile

>Sully is fascinating as a study of Eastwood's persecution complex, his fear that not everyone in the world adequately worships an accomplished white man.

>>This is not a movie. It's a film.
Name five review kinos where this is said.

>literally a hero that saves a planeful of people
>fucking white male

What did she mean by this? Should they have made him black for the movie?

never read serious reviews, but that sounds like what internet critics say. I think the serious ones use more french words and compare it with other flicks a lot more

I don't hate the guy, his reviews are always interesting and Indepth. I might disagree with him sometimes, but overall he's got good taste in movies across the board. On the other hand, does everything have to be a political agenda to this guy, not saying films don't have agendas(Disney), but Jesus Christ almost every single film he reviews he has to bring up politics. Almost every review, he has to bring up millennials, liberals, and Obama. What the fuck is his problem?

>It's no Citizen Kane
>It's the Citizen Kane of...

If you ever use these in your review, you should consider suicide.