It's winter in australia right now

>it's winter in australia right now
>australians are celebrating christmas soon

holy shit australia what is wrong with your country

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Dont see anything wrong as a Canadian what they are doing. This is why they hate us

We celebrate Christmas in summer, mate.

In summer, I was born in Canada. lol

>it's a fucking L E A F in real life

Leaf this country

Is this the upside down aussie meme? Explain pls.

No Meese obviously.

No.
Christmas is in summer here.

We celebrate in December. It's Summer when it's Christmas so most people have barbecues and family picnics.

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Hot snow falls up

You literally cannot make this shit up

Coming from the country that wants to be like them so hard they let fire burn most their country.

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>62
atleast were still majority

Lol no wonder you guys are so fucked up

sounds comfy as fuck m8

Only in the Blue Mountains. Everywhere else it doesn't snow or is New Zealand, where Snow acts normally but attracts midgets.

please the burning of Alberta is a summer ritual.
>try harder m8

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Only downside is eating Christmas food when it's hot as fuck.

Golly

>tfw sell clothing over the internet
>buy cheap summer clearence sale coats and sell them to Aussies
>mfw

So is new years for you guys in June/July for you guys?

Should be Quebec that burns to be honest. Only people who'd complain is those fucking francophonic bastards and they'd just blame the government for it.

Daily reminder that Australians are the lifeblood of Sup Forums. Love thy cunt as thyself

Nothing wrong with that m8, in my family it's a Christmas eve tradition to go surfing

t.Southern California

No, same dates, opposite seasons.

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are you asking for me post the great Australian emu war?

Christmas dinner farts must be putrid in the heat

we're working on it.

So do you guys have Sundays on a Wednesday?

Frodo pls, you sheep shaggers are nowhere near Oceania

It's 28 degrees west of Brisbane atm

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Not really, we're outside so no one notices.
You may give them shit but Emus are fucking hard to kill, I've seen them get run over completely by cars and they still sprint off at ungodly speeds.

mass is held on wednesdays

here its the beginning of June and its 15c.

Our failed pest control is better than losing actual soldiers to nothing.

>Superior flag

strayans btfo how will they ever recover?

Do boat people have to turn their compasses outside down to get them to work?

>leafposters
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thats every goose ive met.

Thanks poof (funny australian saying I heard from a friend; it mean 'happy', but you already know that). Always great to learn new things!

Barack Hussein Obama

No, it's more efficient to keep them up the right way since they'll be sent straight back.
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No? We're in it, part of Polynesia.

Why do Americans open up gifts at the 25th in the morning instead of the 24th after dinner?

Quick question, can I bum a fag when you're next over here?

>Durkah launches a terrorist attack a couple of hours ago

>3 people injured

>Not a single one by the Durkah

We do things upside down here. Get used to it leaf.

>nothing
that part Alaska is the region of death. losing ONLY 300 to the conditions is a good day.

>that part Alaska is the region of death
Versus the literal hellscape of Australia?

If Christmas is in summer then when the fuck is your winter?!? Do you have 2 summers a year?

Because Santie close comes at night.

Because you open the gifts on the Christmas morning maybe?

the eternal aussie

Well, my m8, I'm sorry to say but I'm not aware of that terminology. Help a poof out, will ya?

It is winter now down here.

he's asking for a durry

>Not waking up early after dreaming all night about what santie brought you for all your good boy points this year

>comfy as fuck

>having to drive to the outer trash suburbs for family Christmas and stuck on the highway in 113 degree heat

>having to get drunk and eat a fucking roast in 113 degree heat

>fall asleep next to pool because you're drunk and ate too much

>spend rest of the Christmas holidays in too much pain to walk due to sunburn

It sucks.

>thinking Australia has a monopoly and hellscapes
>my keks froze, shattered and fell off and are now in an irreparable condition.

wants a woodbine m8

NZ never gets hot m8, especially in the objectively superior southern island

Like a blowjob? I mean sure, if has a feminine penis. I'm not gay.

So when's your Thanksgiving, in a couple weeks right

Don't be a stiff cunt (please don't be stringent friend). I just want to bum a fag (could I please have a cigarette).

is it really ?

I really don't know if it is real or fake

Sounds like my time in Arizona. Except we didn't have a fucking sea to cool off in, you fucking poofters

Stop bullying my burger friend.

You guys are like 90% Emu, Spider, Scorpion, Snek, get fucked you sad cunt

I'm actually from Cairns.

It's alright m8, they're being towed to Christmas Island after all.

(also; Try to illegally emigrate to Australia - "Fuck Australia! You deserve 9/11!" - What a surprise they were towed the fuck back)

Mamamia! Heard that mean how do you do in your country. I dont have any pizza oven to give him sorry. but if you would make me pizza that would super duper.

Ken's?

>north africans and middle easterner included
Why not exclude them and make it 60% then? Kek, you're projecting your own demographics on us

No Colombo day is in a few weeks, Thanksgiving is gibsmedats and was 3 months ago.

A
FUCKING
LEAF

my dad's name is ken.

SIX WHITE BOOMERS
SNOW WHITE BOOMERS

on hellscapes** fuck this tablet

Nigga look up the seasons. You're not getting memed. How do you not know this?

Ughh

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faggot

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And is your mum Barbie?

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Is a faggot a cigarette also? It sounds like one of those hip new words my grandson likes to use.

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Guys, how do I come out to my gf as an Australian? She's not really used to having a husband who's okay with cuckolding.

stop making us look stupid in front of the australians, I don't wanna get bullied

I'm in kewarra wan u

wrong country m8 we were the first ones to culturally enrich your country

Even though August is Summer over there?

>i quit school

kek

KEKED

but it was bullshit tho

Our demographics? Ours is fine, its yours you have to worry about, every time I reply to an American flag there is a 40% chance I'm speaking to a fucking shitskin.

Wake the fuck up, America the "Great".

>Going to the beach over Christmas

You can't get in the water because it's full of drunk Americans.

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