What is your greatest weakness?

>What is your greatest weakness?

Well Sup Forums?

I work too hard

This is the wrong answer 100% of the time

Fire

Sexual frustration has been making me distracted and progressively more bitter for a very long time now.

all day i dream about sex

The goyims

I'm an honest blunt asshole, who will trample other peoples feelings to ensure something gets done right.

Overhead press.

Bitches and whores.

Don't you mean, "The Press™"?

chinese cartoons of young girls in little to no clothing

>they can't even speak proper English
Meetings over, everyone pack your bags and get the fuck out

I feel nothing unless I'm having sex. My happiness and self worth is entirely defined by whether or not I am having sex or have the prospect of sleeping with someone.

Knives

I refuse to get a job, leeching off parents
almost no concept of future, rarely leave house
graduated college years ago

wow
truly retard level, very scary knowing that everything could collapse for me at any moment -- dad's getting older. I wonder how I'd survive.

it's very exhilarating, I finally have so much time to really think about things

I come to Sup Forums just to feel something. Anything..

Mostly rage and a slight bit of adrenaline in response to the ignorance here. It's a complete waste of time and definitely a form of self-harm.

My dick is too girthy.

ejaculating into your mother's rectum

I feel that my greatest weakness is that I am very critical of my own work. I have always prided myself on producing excellent and error-free work. While this is beneficial to my job performance, it is possible to go to extremes.
I have also found that I can easily waste time checking and rechecking. Now I am aware of what to look for in being such a stickler, so I am always making a conscious effort to trust myself and my quality focus more and not be so incredibly critical of my work. I know that there is a limit to proofreading.

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sometimes i behave passively when i should be more upfront and direct.

Fug.

>let me think for 5 mins... I'm sloppy
FFFFUuu

I have trouble balancing my work life and personal life because I'm a workaholic. If you hire me, I'll probably show up early and leave late every day because I don't have much else to do.

I'm too honest. Whenever I lie or make somebody feel bad, I feel guilty.

I'm a spic

kryptonite

but don't tell anyone

I lack motivation and direction

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sometimes i dont answer questions very well when put on the spot.

Pssst, it's "re-checking"

I have brought great shame on myself and my family for such an error

I have little to no shekels to offer for my overlords because y'know I'm a typical goyim.

i misplace things

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>implying anyone on Sup Forums has a work ethic

I procrastinate too much.

Now that you've broken the shame barrier and survived, you are truly Free.

You're welcome.

Australia.

I clog toilets on the regular with my massive shits

I am not the best of leaders, but I am good at executing orders and dissidents.

Wish I'd applied to the Wehrmacht.

Wasn't supposed to reply to the leaf

DUDE WEED LMAO

I'm an asshole, and racist because I tell Niggers to stop acting like niggers and women to stop being cunts while at work. I'm on my third job, but I can't help it. They are monsters.

I've never once been asked this question in a job interview.

too late

Ya know, the last job interview I had this question never came up. I got one that I thought was harder: "Why do you want to work here?" The lady asked it twice, once in the beginning and once in the end.

Somehow, I passed the job interview.

I can't hide my power level and want to go full NatSoc on every liberal imbecile I meet IRL.

you're a good person then.

i can't say no to a cute little boy

Funny, you misspelled I smoke weed.

My feet hurt

the only right answer:
I'm humble

bullets

I sometimes let people walk all over me

I then bottle that rage up and create a gore statue of their cats

It's something I'm trying to work on

im too emotional
thank goodness for Sup Forums because special snowflakes are put in their place here.

Traps

I don't know how to quit

What if he says no?

I was going to say that as well, but didn't get around to it.

Extremly lazy and only average inteligence

My hatred of Jews.