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i need a blowjob

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Good thread

This isn't /fr/

me on the left
you on the right

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>hooker gave me my money back

I'm not very good at telling my left from my right.

>i actually have this language pack installed

wtf?!!?!?!?

L'autre jour, j'arrive au chiottes et y a un petit qui sort et me dis "putain, j'ai la chicha !!!!!!" Je croyais qu'il avait fumé dans les chiottes mais en fait, il avait juste la chiasse.
Ce con croyait que "chicha" voulait dire "chiasse" et voulait me prévenir qu'il avait laissé le trône dans un sale état.

Did you know that Dido's son is called Stan?

Why is Canadian food the best in the world? Are Canadians just naturally superior to the rest of us?

ayy lmao

yes

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>When you hear a kid screaming "OW OW IT HURTS SO MUCH I NEED A DOCTOR"
Maybe you shouldn't have fallen off of your bike.

*pushes clackmyass off his bike*

Arianna Grande is today's Mariah Carey

kys

>kys

But better

>>kys

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An anecdote for Americans and Mexicans and Canadians

>very hot last week
>turned on air conditioner over night
>next morning a neighbour comes and begs me to turn the air conditioner off over night
>we start having a conversation, arguing lightly
>he feels the draft of the Air conditoner in my apartment
>he jumps into the hallway, terrified

I am the only french who is not afraid of the AC

ugly and thick legs

you have no taste

do you have a single unit or central air?

My name is scallywag and I will be your maidservant for the day.

I like it

pretty awful

that broad has no talent

jimmy fallon is such an awfully staged show

the mom has cancer

I'm not just a piece of neat you know?

I'm sorry Manchester.

>he's afraid of a little muscle
Wussy boi detected

THICC is the thinking man's fetish

Who else /working a shitty restaurant job/ here??

guess blacks are smart then

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wtf i love making music now

*puts on wooden shoes*

you can be subhuman and still appreciate a good ass/hip ratio

thanks me too

>neat

yeah you ain't neat, hehehehe

Black people just like cartoonishly large bodies like this woman

thats not THICC, thats morbidly obese

I lost my mom in April from cancer. It's not an easy path. Hope the best for you though

i want millcc

>suddenly dead

weird
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god i really want some juice now

what a weird body
and she's not gross fat just like a super soft balloon fat

(still gross tho)

I'm home from work you guys

seeing my therapist on the 4th

>fill out application
>site freezes on the submit button

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wish i were a girl with a killer voice so i could sing along with all my favorite choons

taxation is theft

I'll never forget that diss track Eminem made about her

Reminder: Twiggy is the thinking man's Sophia Loren.

is Blue Wonder Powder Milk fine?

what a strange choice for a waifu

WHY DOES MY FUCKING EYE KEEP TWITCHING

You should drink a glass of milk with every meal.

/our gal/

because you dont drink enough milk
good post

>gal
hmmm

>tfw worked as a bagger in a grocery store for 10 years

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Milk isn't as good as it was for you way back then, they just load it with hormones and shit now

my left eyelid started twitching every now and again shortly after starting ADHD medication

I loaded your mom with my hormones

She's got some kind of condition that makes her gain weight in that weird way

That's just another lie being spread by the big vegan propaganda machine.

d-d-dad?

I wonder if she needs a super large toilet.

How does she even walk around with all of that fat?

BEVERLY HILLS

THATS WHERE I WANNA BE

should i get drunk now?

She walks around like a large herbivore, can't be good for her hips tbqh.

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yes

lmao

>getting drunk on hump day

Edition du rap Français

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SOMEONE HELP PLEASE AAGAHGAJYDIAHKBHAVB

idgi, did they make the Pharaoh black or something?

>hump day
H-h-hump day?

kek

okay ill get a little drunk at least.

i deserve it.

>oregon is the first state to allow a 3rd gender option on ID cards

F E U
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let's whistle together!!!

stop posting this girl

We're always a step ahead.

I pity those who still live in a two gender wasteland.

I'm glad the West is finally as progressive as Pakistan

SORRY, obese women are not F E U

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