"Is the ice cream fresh?"

>"Is the ice cream fresh?"
>"... No chef, it's frozen."
>"Wow. Unbelievable"

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dont forget to rub your eyes in misbelief

>THE SUSHI IS FUCKING RAW

>"I found a dead rat when i walked it."

looks into the camera and around at the staff

>"It's raw. It's fucking raw"

>leans over to the waitress
>"What's that?"
>uh, that's the steak tartare
>[dramatic snake/raddle sound]
>"You serve raw meat to customers?"
>uh yeah that's how the dish is done
>[dramatic violin sound]
>"Oh my God."

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>tfw tyrone serves you garbage food

>It's a British guy wants to teach Americans about food episode
Why? Just ask a French or Italian chef to do it. Hell, even a Spanish chef could get the job done.

Pan

actually kek'd

British food is still generally crap but London chefs are some of the best in the world. It isn't the 70s any more

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>Americans thinking their food is above anyone's

>did you activate these almonds
>uh n-no
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE CLOSING THE RESTAURANT

>tfw you bring chef to your house for Thanksgiving

>TURKEY. IT'S DRY.

>How did you make this cranberry sauce?
>it's from a can chef.
>My god.

>Tastes my grandmothers cornbread
>BLAND ALL THE FOOD IS BLAND

>This looks like someone took a shit in a crockpot

mfw

>"Is this meat fresh?"
>"no its been matured for 200 days to increase the flavour"
>"you're serving this to customers?!"
>*crouches down*
>"I'VE EATEN HERE"

>rustic.

>I WIN COOKING

have they made gordon ramsay porn yet starring that german midget that looks like him?

nice

>goes into freezer
>starts destroying rotten food with his bare hands, slime and rotten meat under his finger nails
>rubs them in the chef's face
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>LOOK AT THIS
>slides his finger across black slime oozing from fungus
>ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON SOMEBODY!?
>rubs rat dropping and piss on his balls
>OH MY GOD I'VE EATEN HERE
>crushes cockroaches and throws them in his hair
>YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE!

>waitress walks by
>"Excuse me sweetheart, I've found pieces of raw pastry in my desert"
>"Yes, we call it our Cookie Dough Ice Cream"
>"You knowingly serve this to your customers?"
>"It's the owner's specialty"
>"Jesus Christ"

Well you can make "fresh" ice cream every day.... just eggwhite,cream,suger vanilla seeds... then put in to the freezerfor about 2 to 4 hours so much better then store bought crap

>"Here's our best dish, the Peruvian Ceviche"
>"Is that fish RAW?! UNBELIEVABLE."

called Gellato

My God
*sniff*
Pure ideology

>He wants egg on toast. Knob comes in here and orders a fucking egg. Shite! Right tell him to go fuck himself. Go on. DONKEY!

i guess you "could" call GoT porn

most amerilards prefer store bought crap, it's what tastes most like food to them.

>cappuchino? oh that powder in the little packets?
>parmesan cheese? oh yeah that powdery white stuff in a can

>"I got a mean sizzle on my pan, chef!"
>"I SAID NICE PANS YOU FUCKING DONKEY. GET OUT, ALL OF YOU GET OUT

ffs... as a chef i puke a little in my mouth

fuck off you're not a chef

>nice

>then put in to the freezer

But then it isn't fresh.

Yes i am 3 years of school and 9 years of work... im Swedish btw not Mexican trying to make Italian food... Also real Pizza tread now

you put your icecream in the freezer? you're going to kill someone

>Right, and what's this?
> This is our Chicken Marsala chef
>Right, okay. Thank you darling.
>You're welcome chef.
>Soupy... bland. And what's this?
>*violin screech*
>A hair. My hair. My fucking hair in a dish. Unbelievable. Jusssstt....
>*holds up hair to camera*
>disgusting. Unacceptable.

i'm studying to become a sous chef and it always saddens me when i make something and the people in my household just shrug it off and eat ramen and potato chips for dinner instead because that's what they've come to see as food and homemade meals just aren't salty and fatty enough

My Grandfather is Italian, Mother is Polish and my Dad is Swedish Italian yes we are mixed

thanks for this thread friends, needed it

>Gordon meets restaurant owner with obvious personality disorder
>eats the food and starts gagging
>inspects the kitchen and starts gagging
>everyone shouts at each other
>gives the restaurant a makeover
>reduces the size of the menu
>everyone hugs and cries
>rinse and repeat

youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

also he's not german and his name is Percy Foster

process food have additives that make you want em more... MSG, Corn syrup and more

>mfw if i made pizza like that, it would go uneaten because there are vegetables on it

my family legit likes totino's instead

youtube.com/watch?v=rBJVk4q7RUE

woah he should be careful with that hammer
and the tool in his hand

That's a salad on top of bread, not a real pizza. Try again.

They should like "Swedish" Pizza then... ffs Gyros and garlic sous

youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY

>ufw this noise

Oh yeah because surely your fatass takes the time to make every single thing you eat from scratch.

i do well most of the time, i like real food... sometime i cheat ofc

fucking kek.raj is /ourguy/

>This pussy tastes like FISH

>mfw he plays that sound in my kitchen

>"Pussy"
>"bland"
>"dry"
>"disgusting"

i try my best to, yeah. how else am i going to practice?

best post in the thread

this pussy is still bloody
DISGUSTING

>...is that
>what is that...
>is that....a crab?
>oh my god

I'm going to create an edgey badass white guy in black tshirt collage if you guys can think of anything

it's delicious

>Dissar kebabpizza

>insecure eurocuck

>just let the cock do the work

>This blue steak is FUCKING RAAAAAW

Underrated

>not using a reverse griddle
I wish I had that webm, someone help me out

Gordon is trained in French cuisine.

Åkt runt i många länder i världen, italien, usa, spanien, etc etc.

Nog är den Svenska pizzan bäst, speciellt i Blekinge

Förutom Sverige så har Thailand jävligt bra pizzor med

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[DRAMATIC CYMBALS]

but he's dead

>study to become a chef
lmao nice "studying" faggot

This is a thin crust?

Well Sup Forums?

you guys think Jack and Gordon will ever meet?

i'd eat it. looks like it could be popped in the microwave a bit longer

>pizza has cheese on it
>"oh my god"

Looks like a grandma snatch.

>Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
>he's quietly saying this stuff to the camera

>KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
>he says it to the camera while dramatic tense music plays
>every criticism is followed with a super close up and dramatic violin squeal

What Ramsay series do these images come from? It looks like his house, and I remember seeing a Christmas special where he and David Hasselhoff cook together in a house that looks remarkably similar.

Nah, I'd have to degrease it first

Have you ever worked as a chef? You don't need to study you just need to work.

>degrease
Do europoors actually do this?

>hey, smartass come here
>*walks over*
>fuck off you cunt

wew lad

>has never gone out with a degreasing girl
stay in your basement

>ulillillia will never come back

Food from New York, Los Angeles, or TX and LA is literally the best food on the planet with no exception you angry eurokek

>THIS CHEESE IS MOLDY THROW IT OUT

Anyone can teach Americans how to make food.

Consider the fact that this """"""""""cheese"""""""""" product exists.

You bastard.

shit is this real?
damn, national icon, man

If the bitch starts taking off parts of the food you paid for, you should just walk away right there.

Kek

>CAESAR SALAD READY CHEF

>WHAT FUCKING COMEDIAN PUT THIS READY TO GO OUT EH? *picks up lettuce* EH?

>ME CHEF

>IT'S FUCKING RAW YOU UTTER DONKEY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT

>no need to refrigerate
>no need to masticate
>no need to digest
>no need to defecate
>WE DID ALL THE WORK FOR YOU!!

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pathetic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUICY

Plz make it happen.