/imaceleb/

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Thread

Am I the only one who still gives a shit edition

>it's another everyone decides to watch the apprentice instead episode

I love ola

sorry I'm late lads I was in the bath

Sam>Carol>Lisa>Martin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Scarlett>>>>>>>>>Ebola

>BBC shit with poor man's Donald Trump kike

FML what is wrong with /brittv/.

her shitty accent is too cute, just want her to be my gf lads

Didn't watch the last few episodes. Have they voted anyone out yet?

MARTIN IS TRASH

Has anyone watches xtra camp? Whats it like?

Not yet, the royals are immune from the first vote off

It's aout as bad as you'd expect

The only thing Martin is king of is passive aggressiveness

I do have it on in the background some nights; it's mostly awful, save for when Bant and Kek drop by to save the day.

Said it in last night's thread but I'll post it early tonight; I honestly do not believe for a second that all four hosts will be back next year. They'll probs drop Vicky and the comedian bloke.

Pretty shit, the ITV2 has never been really good t-b-h I don't even bother to watch after Ant and Dec fuck off anymore.

>Martin is cheeky to Bant and Kek while he does the trail

How can one man be so unlikeable?

Kek, Joel is actually funny when he's taking the piss out of Martin

>Is that alright?
>Of course its not alright you Geordie slime! Do you subhumans really do this everyday?! Fuck me, two nukes were not enough!

Wew lad this guy has been hanging around with Raimi a bit too much.

I want ola to take the throne off martin just because she is really nice with her accent

Kek

Honestly it may look gross but how bad can a fermented pig penis really be? It's just pork at the end of the day.

Basically a pork sausage

Ola is my princess

That fall was so fake holy shit

>tfw from the same town as Scarlett

fucking hell Martin is legit autistic

He is the definition of a manchild

>tfw everyone bullying Martin

Is he /ourguy/?

>having carol as your slave in a tropical jungle

What could be better lads

Who /teamMartin/ here?

If someone had done this to Martin he would've thrown a fucking tantrum

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just want Danny to knock him out lads

Legit autistic. I keep tuning in because I don't want to miss the episode where Martin butchers them in the night.

>It's a Dec vows to smash Martin episode

Who /smashmartinsfaceinhere/ here

>tfw they don't do any Live from the Jungle beyond the main show anymore

>Martin is gonna get soaked
Based Wayne

>Martin
>Martin
>Martin
>Martin
>Martin

Kek this is fucking harsh.

>tfw I'm the Martin of the family

can't wait until martin disembowels danny

Yeah that was good.

[prankwars intensifies]

haven't watched any episodes since martin joined, what's wrong with him? i always remember him as being quite a nice guy from homes under the hammer

>AYYO HOL UP LOOK AT DIS NIGGA COMIN OUTTA HIS SHARTIN MARTIN CAVE YO!

inb4 Martin "pranks" the rest of the camp by dragging Ola out to the forest to rape her

A little over a week before the series is over. Can /imaceleb/ survive? We've made it this far. Tonight's thread isn't too bad considering The Apprentice is on and United are playing.

>/ourguy/

Total autist. Has no understanding of social situations. I have no idea how he's got a job in media.

he's just a huge autist

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>we have news-I have news

>special item is talcum powder

The man is mental.

HOW
O
W

Not much Scarlett this episode

Anyone else notice Martin writes things in the air with his finger when he's on live? Likes he's sending a message to his family

psychopaths are all around us lad

Who watching on +1 post-apprentice?

Probably threatening people.

post your rankings of all the girls

will get slaughtered for this but

Ola>>>>>Scarlett>>>>Lisa=Sam>>>>>Larry>>>Carol

pls no bully ;-;

What are ITV going to do when Martin puts Danny's head on a pike? Will they intervene?

don't really know names but
ola > scarlett > the other women >> carol

Bob might try to resuscitate him

From now on post God tier contestants only...

>we will never see nutters like Fashanu, Eubank, Johnny Rotten and Martin all together

>implying we won't see an ultimate I'm a celeb when itv finally cans this terrible series

who itv+1 after apprentice masterrace?

Almost felt bad for Martin then