Be Russia

>Be Russia
>BTFO pretty much all of the opponents you have in history. Conquering most of them whole
>Get the US as a new rival after ww2, soon after BTFOing Germany
>Russia eventually gets BTFO by the based upholder of western values
>Gets smaller and less powerful, never to achieve superpower status again
Why is the US so based? And how does it manage what no other countries could before?

>Be Russia
>BTFO pretty much all of the opponents you have in history
Factually wrong

Examples of opponents that didn't get BTFO?

It's not
in long term i mean
we always take our revenge

America is living her last days.

Unless trump goes fully autistic with being a Russian puppet, i doubt you will take revenge against the US

Hi.

You lost most of your industrial core, your second biggest city and you spent all of the cold war bending down and acting to Russias will

Trump doesn't hold all the power anyway. Thank god for the congress.

You got BTFO from your birth

mongols
poles (duchy of poland)
usually tied with nordic countries
and

>Not thinking he'll consolidate power

>mongols
>1480
BTFO
>poles
Nuh-uh

>Mongols
Mongolia uses the cyrilic alphabet and was a satellite state during the cold war
>poles
Became a puppet state after ww2
>Usually tied with nordic countries
Denmark-Norway and Russia were allies. We lost Finland

literally all of them got BTFO at some point
most of them few times

Except: the US

Soon

well you haven't fought against congo :^)

Imagine if Russia and the US were allies, they would be unstoppable...

It happened once. Russia promptly collapsed

The German Empire, Afghanistan, the UK, France, and the fucking Italians

Sweden at one point believe or not.
Mongols
Fucking Poland and Lithuania too.
Finland

forgot Japan

>Be sweden
> Think Russia Is the hardest opponent in the world
Truly pathetic

All of them got btfo
Can't blame them, they lost empire status after war with us

>be Italy
>can't beat Ethiopia

the USSR dismantled itself, the narrative that they were losing the arms race and blablabla is just propaganda

read a bit about it, there was no outside pressure, a tiny country like estonia started the whole thing, its an accident in all of the states even in 1988 it was a given this whole world order is not going to change

you were under russian rule for century

>poles (duchy of poland)
poland also, and it was cucked by USSR.

>Sweden
bitten so many times by Russia, the last time was in 1809, sweden never became politicaly relevant after it.

>Lithuania
was a part of russian impire and SU.

Having the most rivers of any country. Having the largest amounts of farmable land.
Having warm water open ocean access to the 2 world largest oceans.
Having no threatening neighbors throughout almost all its history.
Concentrated on solidifying its borders and controlled the trade to and from the Americas early on.

We're just doing what we think is right
but we couldn't do it without the support of our European friends :-)

BTW, KZ also
>was cucked by USSR.

> thinking I'm not one of the liberator's descendants
kazkahs can't into internet mate.

>Having no threatening neighbors throughout almost all its history.

:( Чтo ты зaбыл в этих бecкpaйних cтeпях, бpaт? Иди дoмoй.

He's talking about the US

rurik was finnic so ironically its the other way around my fellow khan

>Afghanistan
this, honestly.
the afghan war was alsi one the main events that finally led to the collapse of the USSR. it basically drained us out

Exept we won 50 years later
and btw
>Be Austria-hungary
>ww1

>we beat Russia once but were fully annexed for the next 200 years so we pretty much btfod them
Yes I prefer Russian semen over American

the asian steppe nomads like the mongols and central asians were on a steady decline far before the birth of the russian nation

>Having no threatening neighbors throughout almost all its history.
>Concentrated on solidifying its borders and controlled the trade to and from the Americas early on.
exactly this

Russia was winning in Afghanistan though

пoдyмывaю oб этoм, пpoблeмa в тoм, чтo pacceюшкa нe нaмнoгo вышe пo ypoвню жизни, чeм peгиoн, в кoтopoм я пpoживaю. тaк чтo шилo нa мылo кaк бы. вooбщe хoчy пepeкaтитьcя в Caмapy, мoи пpeдки пpишли oттyдa eщe дo peвoлюции.

>rurik was finnic
Was a Swede. Rurik is very Finnish name, lmao.

Aлмaтa или Acтaнa?

just like america "was winning" in vietnam.
americans evebtually withdrawn their troops because they lost all the support of american people (i mean ordinary people did not want the war to continue).
soviets decided to leave afghanistan because they literally ran out of money and because of international pressure over the invasion

Oднa из ceвepных oблacтeй.

Fair point

A нa югe cтpaны вooбщe вcё хyёвo?

>be Austria-Hungary

That's the thing, we didn't want to be A-H

вce бeлыe мecтa нa этoй кapтe пo cyти эдaкaя мoнгoлия. нa югe нaмнoгo бoльшe нaceлeния и мeньшe дeнeг, чeм нa ceвepe, cooтвeтcтвeннo ypoвeнь жизни тaм нижe. пo cyти нacтoящий кaзaхcтaн as is этo имeннo юг и зaпaд.

I guess you didn't want to be nazi germany or ussr but hey history Is unfair

USA or Russia could have beaten nazis alone. Probably would have taken longer and cost a ton more Russian lives, but result is the same.

but you gladly took all the industrialization
stupid jews

USA beat both nazis alone, the japs and the silly krauts who listened to that Austrian jew... Hitler..

A two front war across the world. This worlds two great oceans were crossed and both enemies were BTFO

Both motherlands were saved... And they lived happily ever after.

USA lost as many people in WW2 as Estonia. Really makes you think

>took all the industrialization

Because people around here were literate, spoke German and weren't uneducated serfs like Hungary.

For the record, we weren't Nazi Germany nor USSR. It's stupid to attribute A-H victories/losses when WW1 was the war we finally gained our independence in.

But what if he fire them and replace the congress with his inner family circle?

yea pepik education was famous for, uhm yea for being panslavic pants on head retarded fairtytales

just be glad you were under austrian rule ungrateful idiots, you would be serbia without them

>you would be serbia without them

Top kek, Assburgs were a disaster for education here, driving out protestant scholars like Comenius and our nobility and clergy.

Fair enough

>Russia eventually gets BTFO by the based upholder of western values
Thanks but it's a little overstated.

your little army was beaten by workers without training, you really are just minirussians with a jewish vein
>kekkoslovakian education

>beaten
>Slovakia succesfully incorporated into Czechoslovakia

Mental gymnastics extraordinaire

Japan

Last days of pain, yes.

O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: 'In God is our trust.'
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Trump isn't popular enough that he can rely on the popular will to save him if he tries to fuck with congress. You have to remember that congress has the power to remove the president from office but the president has no such power over the congress.

>border already established
>slav chimpout uggabooga gimme da bunda
>get sent back to your caves

i wish youd have mental capabilities but you have none

>border already established
>steppe-ponyriders go mad and try to institute socialism and retake Felvidék
>get beaten by a smaller army
>they flee with tails between their legs when everyone tells them to fuck off