The Apprentice Thread 2

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I want to rescue Jessica from Paul!

SIT ON MY FACEEEEEE

ALANAAAAAAAA

The """"""prize""""""" should be them having to sit through their own shitty event

HANDBAGS

I hope Jessica goes, 2bh

>inb4 Paul punches Jessica as he leaves the boardroom

4th for Alana's butt hole

> Jess is a dumb northern slag
> Paul is a cockney fucking cunt

Get rid of both

hope Paul survives. cant see it though

how was that a prize
That was the worst prize they've ever done.

Deary me this is shambolic

Jessica is having a mental breakdown

Paul is a fucking nutcase

I can't stand jessica but she's a scapegoat here

paul is a fucking nasty man

Jessica's fucked

Who's going quick

>Karren laughs

Get rid of sofianne

>Im not getting aggressive
FUCK OFF PAUL YOU TOTAL FUCKING CUNT

>That Courtney backstabbing Gran foreshadowing

Ultimate betrayal.

Yeah

She was not at fault. I'll feel bad if she goes.

how salty does it taste?

1 - Francis
2 - Grainne
3 - Jessica
4 - Alana

Objectively

What was the losing teams profit?

>some other twat made another thread
fucks sake

t. Can't handle buisness

Jess probably, even though it should be the midget paki woman who does nothing.

Paul is gonna go, unfortunately. Jessica will cry and make him seem like a nasty man.

You know the cafe is like 10 miles away from central London

~1k under the mermaid nonsence

Well Sup Forums, what's your move? You should be able to solve this.

Sofiane should go for having been a useless CUNT in every single task

1. Alana
2. Grainne

The rest don't matter.

>seem like
How's it going Paul

business is cutthroat, but it doesn't mean you get to be a twat

Cheers

kek

Serious question.

How is Sofiane still here?

Reckon Jessica will start crying?

Knight to G4

Probably best to just call it off and concede.

I have no idea

I'd have fired him weeks ago

>Frances' key necklace

What is the symbolism behind this?

Pawn to f4

>if you'd just listen to what I was saying

HOLY FUCK HE DOESN'T CARE

move that queen get in his face

>brings up the argument
>Paul says it didn't happen

This absolute fucking nutter

Probably one of the only ones with an actual working business plan

Trisna and Sofi are useless
Jessica dumb as fuck
Paul a fucking basektcase
Poor Fran

Fucking hell Paul

He's going to deck Sugar at this rate

OH SHIT, PAUL TALKING BACK TO LORD SUGAR

#BASEDPAUL

Paul is going to fucking explode at some point

Clueless cockney wideboy always go to the latter stages even won last year.

The sad thing is girls love cunts like Paul

ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

She's a virgin, its the key to her hymen

possibly, but the man has been useless in every single task.

P A U L
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Flip over the table and run away

FRAN IS SHOOTING HERSELF IN THE FOOT

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'VE ALREADY FLIRTED YOUR WAY TO SAFETY

>wife and mother
>a virgin

Paul's gonna get thrown under the bus by saying he pussied out sending her to the other team instead of doing it himself.

I kinda hope he stays so he will finally lose it in the next episode

Frances looks like a fucking turtle, the chinless cunt.

Queen to h4 was played, making this closest

a virgin with a baby?

Ha

Jessica is saved by Sugar

Next week Paul is going to kill everybody and fuck the bodies while staring at the camera

Why is Paul so angry and hurt lads?

how dare you put strong women together!

Frances now flirting with Jessica, just to be safe

Goddamn

I legitimately hate Sofiane

Lads, how do I go about stealing Alana and making her my wife?

>women ganging up to throw angry Paul under the bus

TAKE IT SIR ALAN

TAKE IT

How the fuck did the queen get to h4

Are you questioning the Bible?

Because he's shit and he knows it

>Working like a slave

Fucking hell lad, you cut 5 cucumbers and put them on crackers.

>SIR ALAN

That's Lord Sugar to you, peasant

>tfw no Fran wife
>tfw no Graine mistress
>tfw no Jessica FWB
>tfw no Alana one night stand

>tfw you will never give paul a cuddle and bring out his warmer side

Oops, h5

Christ Paul

Are you going to fight everyone

BASED PAUL BRINGING FRANCES BACK

Uh oh, He's bringing back Frances and Jessica, he's gonna get ripped apart by them

SOPHIE-ANNE SAVED AGAIN

His housemates jizzed in his coffee for a year. It made him extra salty

Facking hewul Poowl you facking mag

>Frances dick riding Paul all day didn't work
TIP TOP KEK

Paul always looks about 5 seconds away from throwing a chair at someone. Joyless wanker, hope he goes.

>Frances trying to play her pussy card with Paul and not paying off at all

lol women

are you literally a gay

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>bringing back francis

DAT BETRAYAL
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>Sofiane safe
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

Is Alana the kind of girl to let you finger her ass hole?

>saving his m8 Sofiane


Gutless cunt

There are so many dead weights this season