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The Apprentice Thread 2
I want to rescue Jessica from Paul!
SIT ON MY FACEEEEEE
ALANAAAAAAAA
The """"""prize""""""" should be them having to sit through their own shitty event
HANDBAGS
I hope Jessica goes, 2bh
>inb4 Paul punches Jessica as he leaves the boardroom
4th for Alana's butt hole
> Jess is a dumb northern slag
> Paul is a cockney fucking cunt
Get rid of both
hope Paul survives. cant see it though
how was that a prize
That was the worst prize they've ever done.
Deary me this is shambolic
Jessica is having a mental breakdown
Paul is a fucking nutcase
I can't stand jessica but she's a scapegoat here
paul is a fucking nasty man
Jessica's fucked
Who's going quick
>Karren laughs
Get rid of sofianne
>Im not getting aggressive
FUCK OFF PAUL YOU TOTAL FUCKING CUNT
>That Courtney backstabbing Gran foreshadowing
Ultimate betrayal.
Yeah
She was not at fault. I'll feel bad if she goes.
how salty does it taste?
1 - Francis
2 - Grainne
3 - Jessica
4 - Alana
Objectively
What was the losing teams profit?
>some other twat made another thread
fucks sake
t. Can't handle buisness
Jess probably, even though it should be the midget paki woman who does nothing.
Paul is gonna go, unfortunately. Jessica will cry and make him seem like a nasty man.
You know the cafe is like 10 miles away from central London
~1k under the mermaid nonsence
Well Sup Forums, what's your move? You should be able to solve this.
Sofiane should go for having been a useless CUNT in every single task
1. Alana
2. Grainne
The rest don't matter.
>seem like
How's it going Paul
business is cutthroat, but it doesn't mean you get to be a twat
Cheers
kek
Serious question.
How is Sofiane still here?
Reckon Jessica will start crying?
Knight to G4
Probably best to just call it off and concede.
I have no idea
I'd have fired him weeks ago
>Frances' key necklace
What is the symbolism behind this?
Pawn to f4
>if you'd just listen to what I was saying
HOLY FUCK HE DOESN'T CARE
move that queen get in his face
>brings up the argument
>Paul says it didn't happen
This absolute fucking nutter
Probably one of the only ones with an actual working business plan
Trisna and Sofi are useless
Jessica dumb as fuck
Paul a fucking basektcase
Poor Fran
Fucking hell Paul
He's going to deck Sugar at this rate
OH SHIT, PAUL TALKING BACK TO LORD SUGAR
#BASEDPAUL
Paul is going to fucking explode at some point
Clueless cockney wideboy always go to the latter stages even won last year.
The sad thing is girls love cunts like Paul
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
She's a virgin, its the key to her hymen
possibly, but the man has been useless in every single task.
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Flip over the table and run away
FRAN IS SHOOTING HERSELF IN THE FOOT
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'VE ALREADY FLIRTED YOUR WAY TO SAFETY
>wife and mother
>a virgin
Paul's gonna get thrown under the bus by saying he pussied out sending her to the other team instead of doing it himself.
I kinda hope he stays so he will finally lose it in the next episode
Frances looks like a fucking turtle, the chinless cunt.
Queen to h4 was played, making this closest
a virgin with a baby?
Ha
Jessica is saved by Sugar
Next week Paul is going to kill everybody and fuck the bodies while staring at the camera
Why is Paul so angry and hurt lads?
how dare you put strong women together!
Frances now flirting with Jessica, just to be safe
Goddamn
I legitimately hate Sofiane
Lads, how do I go about stealing Alana and making her my wife?
>women ganging up to throw angry Paul under the bus
TAKE IT SIR ALAN
TAKE IT
How the fuck did the queen get to h4
Are you questioning the Bible?
Because he's shit and he knows it
>Working like a slave
Fucking hell lad, you cut 5 cucumbers and put them on crackers.
>SIR ALAN
That's Lord Sugar to you, peasant
>tfw no Fran wife
>tfw no Graine mistress
>tfw no Jessica FWB
>tfw no Alana one night stand
>tfw you will never give paul a cuddle and bring out his warmer side
Oops, h5
Christ Paul
Are you going to fight everyone
BASED PAUL BRINGING FRANCES BACK
Uh oh, He's bringing back Frances and Jessica, he's gonna get ripped apart by them
SOPHIE-ANNE SAVED AGAIN
His housemates jizzed in his coffee for a year. It made him extra salty
Facking hewul Poowl you facking mag
>Frances dick riding Paul all day didn't work
TIP TOP KEK
Paul always looks about 5 seconds away from throwing a chair at someone. Joyless wanker, hope he goes.
>Frances trying to play her pussy card with Paul and not paying off at all
lol women
are you literally a gay
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>bringing back francis
DAT BETRAYAL
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>Sofiane safe
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
Is Alana the kind of girl to let you finger her ass hole?
>saving his m8 Sofiane
Gutless cunt
There are so many dead weights this season