Name one successful and talented female musician who hasn’t done one of the following three:
1) Used her sex appeal to gain fans and or pander to her fan base
2) Sucked & fucked her way to the top
3) Used daddy’s money and connections to become an industry plant
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Imogen Heap and Ellie Goulding.
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Kim Gordon
noname
the staves
rapsody
Kim Deal
my sister, fionna apple, abbey lincoln
hildegard of bingen
Joni Mitchell
Tracy Chapman
Pat Benatar
Kate Bush, Patti Smith
I feel like this thread became pretty over v quickly
Billy holiday
Joan Baez
Hannah Montana
>Hannah Montana
Kek
Are you implying that one is wrong? I'd say Bjork but she's done number one I'd suppose.
La Roux
kate bush has done at least two of those things (possibly all three)
Is she actually successful?
Courtney Barnett
Cesaria Evora, Joan Sutherland, Martha Argerich
FUCK YOU YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
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who fuckin cares you autist
Tina Weymouth, D'Arcy Wretzky, all 3 members of Sleater-Kinney, the chick from Alabama Shakes, Vektroid (arguably), most of the ones other anons have listed... Come on OP, Are you really this autistic or do you just not know any female musicians that aren't pop stars?
if you could get a record deal for sucking dick, there would be more pornstars releasing charting tracks.
Regina Spektor
i may be ignorant, but which of those does bjork fall under?
Aretha Franklin
Regine Chassagne.
especially tina weymouth. for fucks sake she deliberately tried to avoid being sexy, not that it worked.
i don't suppose any of you remember sasha grey's meme industrial band, it was even more awful than most industrial.
youtube.com
wut r u casul?
Grouper
Laurie Anderson
>3) Used daddy’s money and connections to become an industry plant
You mean any more than male musicians do?
Anyway, Chrissie Hynde
What has Joanna Newsom done of these? I love her music but I have no idea about her career and past, would be nice to know.
Most likely three, she also has a lot of sexy photoshoots if you believe that counts.
Melanie Martinez
Alison Goldfrapp
Beth Gibbons
Noname
Grouper
Chelsea Wolfe
Chieko Mori
Carla Dal Forno
Diamanda Galàs
Ellie Goulding
Janelle Monàe
Helga Pogatschar
Jonna Lee
Laure Le Prunenec
Jessie Ware
Juana Molina
Joni Mitchell
Kitty Pryde
Lorde
Julien Baker
M.I.A.
Morita Douji
Jarboe
Alice Coltrane
Pharmakon
Rapsody
Lauren Bousfield
Roisin Murphy
Suzanne Sundfor
Sylvaine
Tricot
Yuc'e
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>hildegard of bingen
was an aristocrat, so... daddy's money for sure
Brody Dalle
Susan Boyle
Honestly I think she's the real deal. She didn't meet & marry Andy Samberg until she was already successful. She was fucking/being abused by Bill Calahan during Ys though so who knows.
Julien Baker. Literally got big because a scout noticed how fucking depressing she is.
I'm also surprised Sup Forums doesn't have generals for her btw
Patti Fucking Smith
Kim Gordon
Madonna
Genesis P. Orridge
>Kitty Pryde
Um, no sweetie...
>Madonna
Grouper
Laurel Halo
>Madonna
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Angel olsen
that's because no one wants to fuck tracy chapman
Chelsea posted her bare ass on Twitter and Instagram to advertise for Hiss Spun
>alice coltrane
>not there because of her husband
>Laurel Halo
She did number 2 with OPN.
Sofia Gubaidulina