Cubs vs rats

1. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
2. Ian Happ (S) CF
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Miguel Montero (L) C
5. Addison Russell (R) SS
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. Javier Baez (R) 2B
8. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
9. Jake Arrieta (R) P

1. Adam Frazier (L) 2B
2. Francisco Cervelli (R) C
3. Gregory Polanco (L) RF
4. David Freese (R) 3B
5. Josh Bell (S) 1B
6. Andrew McCutchen (R) CF
7. John Jaso (L) LF
8. Jordy Mercer (R) SS
9. Ivan Nova (R) P

>cubes

Is Rizzo, dare I say it, elite?

Lifelong here reporting for duty

Ian Haap needs to get sent down. La Stella has earned a chance.

Welp, I'm glad we milked Jake of all he had to offer the last 4 years.

>tfw Cubs aren't smashing the Pirates

think he gets more than 60m?

Lifelong here. Go cubes.

Easily. Probably a 5 year for $80mm. Boras will jew someone hard.

based ecudaor

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This is some serious umpball going on

Let's stop pretending we're all so shocked that Kyle "Morbidly Obese" Schwarber is bad.

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cant pitch worth a shit anymore but I guess he can still swing

P I L A T E S

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He should play left field.

I wouldnt doubt hes a better fileder than schwarmeme

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>rats

He should be a DH in the meme league. He doesn't hit for enough contact and his a horrible defender.

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f*** I thought you were talking about Schwarber *facepalm* :^)

>cubes

I'll bet more teams would trade for Arrieta as a DH than Schwaber at this point.

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Lol Jake, what the fuck are you doing?

Arrieta's entire intimidation factor is that he might take your fucking head off with no warning whatsoever. he is like the pit bull of pitchers

>arrieta in charge of getting it over the plate

Damn it he looks shook

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Who has the biggest dick on the cusb

Ian "meaty ass" Happ

Jon Jay

Me

Which number are you?

Theo, please trade rizzo for starting pitching

numbah 1

javy

70

On the bright side, I have Nova on my fantasy team and took the lead today.

>cubes

Pirates winning the World's Eries senpaitachi

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god damn it come on ninth rally