1. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 2. Ian Happ (S) CF 3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 4. Miguel Montero (L) C 5. Addison Russell (R) SS 6. Jason Heyward (L) RF 7. Javier Baez (R) 2B 8. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 9. Jake Arrieta (R) P
1. Adam Frazier (L) 2B 2. Francisco Cervelli (R) C 3. Gregory Polanco (L) RF 4. David Freese (R) 3B 5. Josh Bell (S) 1B 6. Andrew McCutchen (R) CF 7. John Jaso (L) LF 8. Jordy Mercer (R) SS 9. Ivan Nova (R) P
Aiden Turner
>cubes
Asher Powell
Is Rizzo, dare I say it, elite?
Ethan Lewis
Lifelong here reporting for duty
Connor Taylor
Ian Haap needs to get sent down. La Stella has earned a chance.
Connor Edwards
Welp, I'm glad we milked Jake of all he had to offer the last 4 years.
Carson Gonzalez
>tfw Cubs aren't smashing the Pirates
James Bell
think he gets more than 60m?
Sebastian Jenkins
Lifelong here. Go cubes.
Aaron White
Easily. Probably a 5 year for $80mm. Boras will jew someone hard.
Josiah Harris
based ecudaor
Kevin Edwards
...
Caleb Barnes
...
Owen Harris
This is some serious umpball going on
Jose Cox
Let's stop pretending we're all so shocked that Kyle "Morbidly Obese" Schwarber is bad.
Connor Sullivan
...
Colton Price
cant pitch worth a shit anymore but I guess he can still swing
Joshua Ortiz
P I L A T E S
Angel Kelly
...
Jeremiah Martin
He should play left field.
Grayson Parker
I wouldnt doubt hes a better fileder than schwarmeme
Eli Kelly
...
Jason Kelly
>rats
Carter Moore
He should be a DH in the meme league. He doesn't hit for enough contact and his a horrible defender.
Brayden Stewart
...
Blake Foster
f*** I thought you were talking about Schwarber *facepalm* :^)
Elijah Wood
>cubes
David Lee
I'll bet more teams would trade for Arrieta as a DH than Schwaber at this point.
Jack Martin
...
Elijah Anderson
Lol Jake, what the fuck are you doing?
Benjamin Lewis
Arrieta's entire intimidation factor is that he might take your fucking head off with no warning whatsoever. he is like the pit bull of pitchers
Ryder Morales
>arrieta in charge of getting it over the plate
Grayson Gomez
Damn it he looks shook
Thomas Hill
...
Caleb Sanders
...
Parker Anderson
Who has the biggest dick on the cusb
Benjamin Nelson
Ian "meaty ass" Happ
Cameron Powell
Jon Jay
Austin Bell
Me
Kevin Sanchez
Which number are you?
Isaac Brooks
Theo, please trade rizzo for starting pitching
Gabriel Hall
numbah 1
Xavier Long
javy
Wyatt Brooks
70
Cameron Martin
On the bright side, I have Nova on my fantasy team and took the lead today.