Is this kino?

Is this kino?

Book is good
Movie is shit

it's a TV movie

>Book is good

It is you fucking illiterate retard.

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>being able to stomach King's prose
>calling others illiterate
lmfao faam

>stephen king books are good

No. Too scary.

No. It has the same production values as Goosebumps while managing to be longer and less scary. Everything about it is pitiful. I'm surprised they even let Henry call Mike a nigger considering how neutered Henry's gang is in every regard.

How the fuck did any of you find this Pennywise scary when in the movie he doesn't actually try killing any of the main characters?

I'm not sure you understand what the word illiterate means.

Why is he standing behind a giant VHS tape?

They sure are :)

It's actually pretty bad, and the worst part is that it gets progressively worse as the 3 hours drag on.

No, it was made for TV.

>"I'm gay, a big gay gay homosexual faggot gay homo."

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He's standing in front of it. Where's your god now?

WHERE'S YOUR CRAFTY WIT NOW?

>I've been to /lit/ once: The post

Oh NOW I understand why autistic manchildren on this board pretend to hate Stephen King's books (though they never even opened one). He didn't support trump.

I'm not going anywhere near that cesspit and its love for pomo trash.

Drops off hardcore in the second half

>spider

Have you ever even read any? i have disliked one story out of a dozen

Book was overlong shit that did Lovecraft badly, and the TV movie couldn't even reach that level.

>but Curry's still the best

It's solid but unspectacular. It's pure middle of the road when it comes to King adaptations.

Tim Curry's Pennywise is a helluva lot better than anything your fedora actor has done. Your fedora actor doesn't even have a career ahead of him.

I know right? That guy has only starred in one of the most critically acclaimed TV shows of all time. Compare that to Curry's illustrious career of IT and... Rocky Horror Picture Show.

You sure showed him.

>he's never seen Clue

Kills youselfs my main man

>one thing is better than 2 things
even within your own bullshit logic youre a moron

>critically acclaimed TV shows
Game of Thrones is critically acclaimed too. I can't imagine liking Jon Hamm or anything he's been in unless you're a hellbound homo wanting to kissy the generic retard.

Was Jon Hamm ever a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania?

no its a TV Flick
yet I watch it yearly

>reading books automatically makes you smarter

this is how to spot both a retard and a pseudo-intellectual

>he can't read

Truly embarrassing desu

Book is about a timeless, antediluvian cosmic horror driving peoplemad and eating children throughout the centuries

Movie a shitty direct to video slapstick with a goofy faggot chasing kids in a sewer

>we're all big down here

>Saying the opposite of what is true
McKek My Nigger

Actually reading does have benefits. It improves your vocabulary and cognitive processing. If you don't like reading, fine. Not everyone does. But let's not pretend that those who do are somehow inferior.

When will they release promo pics of his drider form in the new movie?

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TDKR and IT have a lot in common. Both are some how praised by the masses, above reproach

Both are only "good" at the beginning.

4u

kek the only enjoyable parts of both movies rolled into one picture


this

No that is it

It is great all the way until they actually go into the sewers. the buildup and travelling are great, as well as ITs history in the town.
but it all falls apart once they go down there and defeat IT through mind powers while in the form of a spider(or drider if ur gay)

>mfw my friends think i read the books i talk about but i actually just listen to them

Fucking this.
>best scary clown ever
>fucking johnboy walton
>john ritter and great cast
>warm atmosphere for a horror adaptation

Not everything has to be muh breaking bad/sopranos edgy stuff.

Next you'll all be saying The Langoliers is crap....

>Langoliers is bad
Sarcasm? The premise is great but the CGI was Xena and Hercules tier

No, I found it charming (and the sfx)
I guess I love cheesy 80's tv movies that arent trying to be pretentious.

With that said, The Shining tv movie utter shite.

It was a 90s movie user.

Drider?

90's! Ah sorry, mistyped it.
Trying to interact with family thanksgiving and be on Sup Forums at once.
Thanks anonkun

Where's the orgy?