Where in Israel should I move to?

Where in Israel should I move to?
inb4 Westbanka

Eastbanka

Is Tel Aviv nice? It's looks very pretty

Ahi, Tel Aviv, rak Tel Aviv.!

>Is Tel Aviv nice?
It's like NYC, but without the money flowing in the streets, or the parks, or the culture.

Golan Heights

I refuse to acknowledge Israel

I can live with that.

Whatcha doin in .DK you piece of race offender

The Negev obviously

Eilat
Many tourist girls, too far away from everything and too irrelevant for something bad to happen there

It's one of the worst places in the country.

Are there actually Africans in Israel?

heaps of illegal sudanese, also ethiopian jews

Well what are the good places in the country? Israelis here also complain that Tel Aviv is bad.

>what are the good places in the country?
holon

Eilat is the most disgusting place in Israel

More than anyone is willing to admit. They are everywhere. Dirt cheap labourers, though.

Come to Germany, friend

The Negev and the Galil are the only places worth living in.

Generic TA satellite town

Israelis always complain about everything.
Tel Aviv may be utter shit, but it's still better than 90% of the rest.

Oh no, I'm not falling for this. I'd actually rather be Mizrachi-rushed here.

Move Israel to the Mariana trench, you can stay in Palestine

nazareth

>NYC
>money flowing in the streets
>culture

Africa is literally going to shit all over the world