What was his endgame?

What was his endgame?

get the part of bob in lost in translation.

cunny

Distract Japan, rob the bank of Japan.

But he picked the wrong day, because John McClane is in Tokyo to stalk his wife.

Get a refund for his PS4

>*Stomp, stomp stomp*
>Destroy Tokyo
>Destroy Japan
>Destroy World

Kek wills it!

Wow

Well... shit.

KEK

To get to King Kong and inform of his inferiority as a nigger ape.

Woah, dude.

DOWNLOAD WHEN

Being a big guy 4u

Checking them

wh-wh... whats wrong with you? did you make that picture?

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What's wrong with it exactly?

everything user, everything.

no really tho fucking everything is wrong with that shit.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm getting so many new Shin Godzilla reaction pics today, it's amazing.

I like it.

This t.bh, I don't see how it's fucked.

i dont dislike it. but its scary as fuck.

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I think it looked good

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post scientist qt

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>scary
Really? When I made it, I always saw it as Godzilla looking tired- as if he's realized that his life consists of nothing more than stomping cities and fighting people. So he's sort of staring out of his window and just suddenly comes to the realization that he's practically wasted 60+ years of his life when he miss the opportunity to develop his Jazz career.

Can we all just agree this is best girl of 2016?

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get to the other side?

PERSONER SERVIZ

Fuck me, I really wish they hadn't attempted to do any English apart from the American characters. Shit was bad, man.

Post your kekzillas.

I found her entertaining because she reveals Anno's autism, in that he thinks that a female who can't even speak Engrish right will be President because of some familial connections to the government

Fuck japan's shit up

Nip smooshing

>apart from the Americans
>implying it wasn't just as hilarious

PAYBACK TIME.
ROGER. PAYBACK.

Gotta add some obligatory cheese in every goji movie, even if it's unintentional

More like this pls.

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I unironically voted for that hot engrish speaking hapa

At least it wasn't as cringe-inducing as the Engrish.

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Did anyone find a link to the porn parody chinkojira?

Are there any exceptions to this? Genuinely wondering. Maybe the original?

Even the serious ones have some comic levity
>the bum in 1984
>the Americans in Biollante
>the girl avoiding death but not really in GMK

The Japanese release for the 1954 film is only Japanese speaking. I can't say the same for the "King of Monsters" American release, because I only watch glorious Nippon films in their intended format and version

>tfw unironically like the American versions of the 1954 and 1984 films
Raymond Burr is legitimately good.

The American versions are worth seeing in some cases because they put in neat scenes. Like Godzilla vs Mothra (1964) where they included a scene with US Navy ships bombarding Godzilla with huge missiles. Pretty neat.

Also if we are talking about poor engrish in Godzilla movies then Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla 2 (1993) must take the cake.

Raymond Burr wasn't really necessary in the original but was not only a great part of 84 but also the only reason the movie wasn't turned into a screwball comedy. He refused to participate if Godzilla wasn't treated respectfully and changed the producers minds to tone down / eliminate the stupid shit they wanted to do.

He wasn't necessary in the first one, but that was one reason why I really liked the American version and in fact I put them on the same pegging, it was very unconventional in the scheme of all the Godzilla movies.

I can get the 1954 version, but honestly not even he can save the 1984 re-edit. It legitamatly ruins the Japanese scenes f the film by cuting out actual character interactions and the best scenes of pm. People always bitch about the politics of godzilla movies being "boring", but that whole meeting with the pm and the Russian and US envoys is one of the bet scenes in the whole series

To be fair they kept the essence of the scene where they show up and demand that they be allowed to use nuclear weapons on it.