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Jaxson Diaz
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Jaxon Thompson
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Charles Wood
>placing any value in the congressional baseball game /mlb/ is so fucking autistic, and I don't know it still surprises me when you all continually surpass the autism levels of the last general.
Jackson Wilson
>mfw butthurt faggots think the dodgers aren't winning the west
Ryan Morales
>Taking our posts about Congressional baseball seriously
Brandon Cooper
Zack Greinke's cat
Ethan Evans
The Zack Greinke family on a stroll in sunny Los Angeles
Carter Thomas
I've only seen autistics riding mountain bikes in suburban streets or paved roads this confirms everything
Matthew Collins
Zack Greinke has a home near Griffith Park so......
Jordan Lewis
Was A-Rod really this good in the late 90's? (hit a 3 run 2out clutch home run)
Levi Wright
That thing is terrifying
Tyler Ortiz
...And his pussy
Hudson James
Windians desu
Kayden Ward
>tfw Pete Rose essentially gave the finger to all his critics today at the statue unveiling
Luke Turner
>a 2nd place team is trying to talk trash Cute.
Xavier Turner
*3rd place
Cooper Walker
guys
pujols is done
Ethan Rodriguez
Sup royals bro
I can't believe you let us treat you like that today
Christopher Phillips
see
Owen Robinson
Old school types will still love him because of RBI
Josiah Wright
congrats on not getting season swept my man
Leo Bell
What in the hell happened to CarGo?
Adrian Baker
spends too much time in Colorado forests
Austin Wilson
generals are the cancer that ruined Sup Forums
Caleb Campbell
I don't know what this is implying. If it's that Pujols sucks, then nobody cares. He makes Arte his money.
Also I was just glad we didn't get swept, and our bullpen wasn't ass. So happy for meyer.
Logan Lewis
he slums hard for a while then goes fucking ballistic and hits like 20 homers in a month
Mason Rivera
he's up to -0.7 please apologize
Sebastian Campbell
I hope you jints fans are ready for tomorrow.
Alexander Jackson
i'm sory
Henry Ward
It's just a slump my man
Oliver Jackson
1stros Sonny Gray is ours
Sebastian Kelly
>vizio
Kayden Sullivan
He knows his days are numbered
Adam Robinson
Craig or Jose?
Robert Ward
Were you banned again?
Austin Ramirez
not for like 2 weeks
Dylan Hall
>Shields back tomorrow >in Rogers Center no less against the power filled Jays offense
Whats the over/under on ERs?
Connor Howard
That's funny what with how infamously Christian the Rockies organization is.
Nathan Lee
He's going to shut them out with a big complete game.
Christian Turner
They are? I know the Rays at least used to be which is why they removed the 'Devil' from their name.
Nathaniel Smith
>orange ducks
Thomas Nguyen
>Not needing 14 runs to safely win a game
Jason Bailey
Who can stop him?!
Jason Stewart
Nobody. He's Kershaw Junior. The moment I saw 96 leave his hand I knew Major League Baseball was done for. Healthy Alex Wood is dumb good.
Noah Murphy
>Latest News >... >VOTE NOW: Help spot this year's Stars >... >Best current father-son combos in MLB Yeah that's some noteworthy "news," you dumb piece of shit. Copying headlines that go nowhere and mean nothing by themselves is the kind of winning strategy that the Rockies hope to employ to go deep in the playoffs.
Never make the thread again.
Daniel Green
>mfw he can even shut out the rockies at coors
won't even deny he's unstoppable... UNTIL HE PITCHES NEXT WEEK AT COORS
Jaxson Johnson
It's not just mine compared to porn star's cocks, no, I have a really small dick. A one and a half inch flaccid that doesnt grow past a four incher is sad
I think the thin colorado air has fucked me up genetically. Anyone else here have small dick snydrome?
Anthony Evans
Literally who can stop us
Elijah Bennett
us in the world series lad
Luke Allen
I don't know how it is since Dan O'Dowd left, but at one point the Rockies embraced a Christian-based code of conduct from the top on down. They banned nude and men's magazines and probably foul language and such from the clubhouse. O'Dowd used a 14 point basis for determining a player's character, one point of which was faith. The controversy about it is whether this was discriminatory in a way towards non-religious players, and how far it went in determining team decisions and hiring policies and affected their win/loss ratios. There was a "culture of value" mentioned at times, which in the end meant favoritism and keeping loyalists far too long. The results meant to some that this took precedent over establishing a culture of winning. Really explains how O'Dowd was employed for so long.
Andrew Sanchez
>ready never, and that's the way we like it baby
Julian Hill
All religion is fucking retarded and is a waste
Zachary Lopez
nah man, I was at the game Friday night and out watching with friends last night
Tyler Sullivan
>power-filled Jays offense
is it 2015 again
Nolan Hall
makes me consider the helium tank when I share this space with people who proudly and unironically brag about going out and having friends
Jonathan Lewis
You're my friend, leaf
Austin Sanders
You're my friend too
Julian Parker
Having friends is easy. The trick is to BE a friend.
Nathan Sullivan
This is the worst MLB general ever.
Christian Mitchell
>yakkety yaks
Sebastian Martinez
>rags
Hudson Garcia
In order for a meme to be funny, it must be grounded in reality. /mlb/ is not funny. They say the Yankees/Dodgers/Cubs/Giants/Rangers are terrible, yet get ecstatic when they lose. They say that Clayton Kershaw sucks, but then get ecstatic when he has a bad outing. In reality, when something terrible does terrible, it's performing to expectations and shouldn't really be anything worth shitposting about. Do you shitpost every time Jared Weaver has a bad start? I didn't think so. It's just forced and calling these things terrible is not grounded in reality, therefore not funny.
Memes like "Craig Biggio" and "muh rings" are funny, because they are legitimate things that fans of those teams actually resort to.
Since there are so limited amount of memes that /mlb/ can create that are actually grounded in reality, you all have to force the issue. This is why you created/embrace characters such as DG and mo'Lester. These posters are clearly just trolls trying to get a reaction out of people, yet you always give them the benefit of the doubt. This allows you all to pretend that the retarded things that they say are genuine statements from true fans, which allows you to pretend that the shitty memes that you force from them are grounded in reality. "Under the conditions I deem fair" and "6 DUDES" is just a pseudo attempt at creating something realistic, while keeping /mlb/'s tradition of loving the outrageous, even if it's clearly a troll.
tl;dr /mlb/ is full of a bunch of autistic fags that obsess over trolls because it appeases their obsession of shitty memes that aren't grounded in reality.
I'm sure by next season there will be another delusional tripfag, and I know for a fact that you fags will greet him with open arms, while pretending that he's a cancer and not worthy of listening to.
Sebastian Thomas
>Actually wanting Sonny Gray
Tyler Martin
>Jared Weaver bad start Nice meme
Logan Williams
J E R E D E R E D
W E A V E R E A V E R
B A D A D
S T A R T T A R T
>He went to Jered
Carter Sullivan
this thread just got muy caliente
Julian Bennett
Happy Father's Day
Bless me Padres for I have sinned
Jackson Bennett
>Tfw two your best buds are dad mode now
I can't be the only one. Who else /MLB/? Who left behind?
Nolan Morgan
But women can't be Dads MMR
Grayson Ross
Mother's day was last week stupid
Thomas Moore
Miss me yet StL?
This dude is raking.
Jace Morris
>11 years ago >mom gave birth to little bro in AM >went to see her mid day >asked if I could check TV real quick >change it to PIX or CW; channel 11 >first pitch I see is David Wright grand slam against the orioles to left field in the first inning at Shea
I love u Mest
Levi Flores
>mom PIV with David Ross The man's a legend
Hudson Green
I unironically agree with this
Luke Martinez
>You'll have to play him at first which means benching Freeman, or play him in left which means his value gets cut in half
Mason Murphy
>ywn be autistic enough to type this out
Feels good man
Ayden Robinson
He's a >yakkety yaks fan, intant block from my acct
>yakkety yaks >don't come back
Camden Jackson
>wah. I don't like what other people are posting. everyone must adhere to the parameters that I set for them. no one is allowed to call others out for their bullshit. I think I've soiled myself again.
Justin Gray
>implying bench Freddie >implying Copp won't trade him at the deadline for more young arms
Lincoln Hill
>Yaks fan >Complaining because "people are really mean to Kershaw :("
Juan Davis
Is accusing people of being Yankees fan the hot new meme? I've been called a Yankee fan for defending Kershaw like twice this weekend
Camden Wright
>yakkety yaks >don't come backs
Nathan Scott
I regularly get called DG for bashing the Mets. It's the price of anonymity.
Charles Roberts
It's one autist that spams people calling DG, just like it's one autist spamming this retarded yakkety yaks meme that he forced. Baseball fans are generally autistic, which is why these forced shitty memes and worship of trips is so prominent here.
Yet, somehow, /nfl/ and /nba/ manage to be worse. Generals are absolute fucking cancer.
Lucas Hughes
>that he forced
Elijah Howard
It wasn't particularly funny in the first place, and when people said that it wasn't funny, he clearly samefagged as damage control.
I understand the thought process of "it might not be funny, but it makes Yankees fans butthurt", but that argument is completely invalidated by the fact that he spams this to literally anyone that posts something mildly critical of something here, regardless if they're a Yankees fan or not. If you're going to spam a meme, it at least needs to be funny.
Carter Bailey
>yakkety yaks
Anthony Johnson
And yet here you are, making the general worse with your whining and complaining >oh the irony
Landon Nelson
>yakkety yaks
Dylan Brown
Yes, people don't like the general on here. This isn't something new. You faggots don't make it any better by propelling tripfags into stardom, and forcing shitty memes.
Christopher Morales
>genuine criticisms about the general make the the general worse That's fucking retarded.
John Reed
So when will Aaron Judge be universally hated? One year? Two years? A couple of months?
Hunter Gutierrez
>ragsedy rags >don't come back
Aaron Martin
Finish the DGxMolester arc already
Kevin Reyes
Now?
David Rivera
It's an open forum. Anyone can post anything they want, as long as it's marginally on topic. Are you so autistic that you can't skip over posts that don't interest you? I'm sorry that /mlb/ can't be your personal hugbox/safespace so you can feel good about your life and your opinions about baseball. Life will be a lot easier for you if you just try and remember two simple words and adjust your expectations accordingly. "People Suck"
Robert Ortiz
I was ahead of the curve and started hating his ugly face in April.
Josiah Campbell
>worshipping troll tripfags is ok, and if you think otherwise it's because you want Sup Forums to be a safe space