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>placing any value in the congressional baseball game
/mlb/ is so fucking autistic, and I don't know it still surprises me when you all continually surpass the autism levels of the last general.

>mfw butthurt faggots think the dodgers aren't winning the west

>Taking our posts about Congressional baseball seriously

Zack Greinke's cat

The Zack Greinke family on a stroll in sunny Los Angeles

I've only seen autistics riding mountain bikes in suburban streets or paved roads
this confirms everything

Zack Greinke has a home near Griffith Park so......

Was A-Rod really this good in the late 90's? (hit a 3 run 2out clutch home run)

That thing is terrifying

...And his pussy

Windians desu

>tfw Pete Rose essentially gave the finger to all his critics today at the statue unveiling

>a 2nd place team is trying to talk trash
Cute.

*3rd place

guys

pujols is done

Sup royals bro

I can't believe you let us treat you like that today

see

Old school types will still love him because of RBI

congrats on not getting season swept my man

What in the hell happened to CarGo?

spends too much time in Colorado forests

generals are the cancer that ruined Sup Forums

I don't know what this is implying.
If it's that Pujols sucks, then nobody cares. He makes Arte his money.


Also I was just glad we didn't get swept, and our bullpen wasn't ass. So happy for meyer.

he slums hard for a while then goes fucking ballistic and hits like 20 homers in a month

he's up to -0.7 please apologize

I hope you jints fans are ready for tomorrow.

i'm sory

It's just a slump my man

1stros
Sonny Gray is ours

>vizio

He knows his days are numbered

Craig or Jose?

Were you banned again?

not for like 2 weeks

>Shields back tomorrow
>in Rogers Center no less against the power filled Jays offense

Whats the over/under on ERs?

That's funny what with how infamously Christian the Rockies organization is.

He's going to shut them out with a big complete game.

They are? I know the Rays at least used to be which is why they removed the 'Devil' from their name.

>orange ducks

>Not needing 14 runs to safely win a game

Who can stop him?!

Nobody. He's Kershaw Junior. The moment I saw 96 leave his hand I knew Major League Baseball was done for. Healthy Alex Wood is dumb good.

>Latest News
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>VOTE NOW: Help spot this year's Stars
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>Best current father-son combos in MLB
Yeah that's some noteworthy "news," you dumb piece of shit. Copying headlines that go nowhere and mean nothing by themselves is the kind of winning strategy that the Rockies hope to employ to go deep in the playoffs.

Never make the thread again.

>mfw he can even shut out the rockies at coors

won't even deny he's unstoppable... UNTIL HE PITCHES NEXT WEEK AT COORS

It's not just mine compared to porn star's cocks, no, I have a really small dick. A one and a half inch flaccid that doesnt grow past a four incher is sad

I think the thin colorado air has fucked me up genetically. Anyone else here have small dick snydrome?

Literally who can stop us

us in the world series lad

I don't know how it is since Dan O'Dowd left, but at one point the Rockies embraced a Christian-based code of conduct from the top on down. They banned nude and men's magazines and probably foul language and such from the clubhouse. O'Dowd used a 14 point basis for determining a player's character, one point of which was faith.
The controversy about it is whether this was discriminatory in a way towards non-religious players, and how far it went in determining team decisions and hiring policies and affected their win/loss ratios.
There was a "culture of value" mentioned at times, which in the end meant favoritism and keeping loyalists far too long. The results meant to some that this took precedent over establishing a culture of winning.
Really explains how O'Dowd was employed for so long.

>ready
never, and that's the way we like it baby

All religion is fucking retarded and is a waste

nah man, I was at the game Friday night and out watching with friends last night

>power-filled Jays offense

is it 2015 again

makes me consider the helium tank when I share this space with people who proudly and unironically brag about going out and having friends

You're my friend, leaf

You're my friend too

Having friends is easy. The trick is to BE a friend.

This is the worst MLB general ever.

>yakkety yaks

>rags

In order for a meme to be funny, it must be grounded in reality. /mlb/ is not funny. They say the Yankees/Dodgers/Cubs/Giants/Rangers are terrible, yet get ecstatic when they lose. They say that Clayton Kershaw sucks, but then get ecstatic when he has a bad outing. In reality, when something terrible does terrible, it's performing to expectations and shouldn't really be anything worth shitposting about. Do you shitpost every time Jared Weaver has a bad start? I didn't think so. It's just forced and calling these things terrible is not grounded in reality, therefore not funny.

Memes like "Craig Biggio" and "muh rings" are funny, because they are legitimate things that fans of those teams actually resort to.

Since there are so limited amount of memes that /mlb/ can create that are actually grounded in reality, you all have to force the issue. This is why you created/embrace characters such as DG and mo'Lester. These posters are clearly just trolls trying to get a reaction out of people, yet you always give them the benefit of the doubt. This allows you all to pretend that the retarded things that they say are genuine statements from true fans, which allows you to pretend that the shitty memes that you force from them are grounded in reality. "Under the conditions I deem fair" and "6 DUDES" is just a pseudo attempt at creating something realistic, while keeping /mlb/'s tradition of loving the outrageous, even if it's clearly a troll.

tl;dr /mlb/ is full of a bunch of autistic fags that obsess over trolls because it appeases their obsession of shitty memes that aren't grounded in reality.

I'm sure by next season there will be another delusional tripfag, and I know for a fact that you fags will greet him with open arms, while pretending that he's a cancer and not worthy of listening to.

>Actually wanting Sonny Gray

>Jared Weaver bad start
Nice meme

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>He went to Jered

this thread just got muy caliente

Happy Father's Day

Bless me Padres for I have sinned

>Tfw two your best buds are dad mode now

I can't be the only one. Who else /MLB/? Who left behind?

But women can't be Dads MMR

Mother's day was last week stupid

Miss me yet StL?

This dude is raking.

>11 years ago
>mom gave birth to little bro in AM
>went to see her mid day
>asked if I could check TV real quick
>change it to PIX or CW; channel 11
>first pitch I see is David Wright grand slam against the orioles to left field in the first inning at Shea

I love u Mest

>mom PIV with David Ross
The man's a legend

I unironically agree with this

>You'll have to play him at first which means benching Freeman, or play him in left which means his value gets cut in half

>ywn be autistic enough to type this out

Feels good man

He's a >yakkety yaks fan, intant block from my acct

>yakkety yaks
>don't come back

>wah. I don't like what other people are posting. everyone must adhere to the parameters that I set for them. no one is allowed to call others out for their bullshit. I think I've soiled myself again.

>implying bench Freddie
>implying Copp won't trade him at the deadline for more young arms

>Yaks fan
>Complaining because "people are really mean to Kershaw :("

Is accusing people of being Yankees fan the hot new meme? I've been called a Yankee fan for defending Kershaw like twice this weekend

>yakkety yaks
>don't come backs

I regularly get called DG for bashing the Mets. It's the price of anonymity.

It's one autist that spams people calling DG, just like it's one autist spamming this retarded yakkety yaks meme that he forced. Baseball fans are generally autistic, which is why these forced shitty memes and worship of trips is so prominent here.

Yet, somehow, /nfl/ and /nba/ manage to be worse. Generals are absolute fucking cancer.

>that he forced

It wasn't particularly funny in the first place, and when people said that it wasn't funny, he clearly samefagged as damage control.

I understand the thought process of "it might not be funny, but it makes Yankees fans butthurt", but that argument is completely invalidated by the fact that he spams this to literally anyone that posts something mildly critical of something here, regardless if they're a Yankees fan or not. If you're going to spam a meme, it at least needs to be funny.

>yakkety yaks

And yet here you are, making the general worse with your whining and complaining
>oh the irony

>yakkety yaks

Yes, people don't like the general on here. This isn't something new. You faggots don't make it any better by propelling tripfags into stardom, and forcing shitty memes.

>genuine criticisms about the general make the the general worse
That's fucking retarded.

So when will Aaron Judge be universally hated? One year? Two years? A couple of months?

>ragsedy rags
>don't come back

Finish the DGxMolester arc already

Now?

It's an open forum. Anyone can post anything they want, as long as it's marginally on topic. Are you so autistic that you can't skip over posts that don't interest you? I'm sorry that /mlb/ can't be your personal hugbox/safespace so you can feel good about your life and your opinions about baseball. Life will be a lot easier for you if you just try and remember two simple words and adjust your expectations accordingly.
"People Suck"

I was ahead of the curve and started hating his ugly face in April.

>worshipping troll tripfags is ok, and if you think otherwise it's because you want Sup Forums to be a safe space