wtf I love Reddit now
Wtf I love Reddit now
Me on the left
She's gorgeous, has she been Blacked yet?
>She
really makes you think
I think she only does lesbian stuff.
She only ever did lesbian stuff. Talks about it in the AMA.
but i love huge pussies assuming you mean fap lips like a big retarded sandwich flopping out
what is the female equiv of a small dick anyway. being a flatso?
She said it. Loose large pussies are generally seen as unappealing.
i would love to tuck my peenie between my legs and lick her pusy!
>what is the female equiv of a small dick anyway.
A huge, loose, overly lubricated vagina. A guy could be hung as a motherfucker and still feel like he has a micropanis
oh well no shit loose pussies aren't appealing
even lesbians don't want an abused hole top kek sluts btfo
looseness has nothing to do with being a slut. People in relationships probably have more sex than sluts, even if that slut is having a one night stand every single week.
nice try roastie
>/r9k/ virgins honestly believe a vagina gets looser every time it's fucked
>there's a magical number of times a vagina can be fucked in a woman's life before it is rendered useless
>tell her that she just has a huge pussy
>it's all in how you use it
what is it with dicklets in blaming the girl for their own inadequacies and using that meaningless feel good line "it's how you use it".
average dicklets fucking pathetic
clitlet
that's because they've never been in a relationship before. If they had, they would realize that sluts are probably the tightest compared to a girl in a dedicated relationship.
1.) This is a film board
2.) everything written there about being nice about imperfections is common sense to non-autists.
are you really this retarded?
vaginal cavities can get stretched, like any orifice, they can tear, as they do in childbirth, and with poor health and age they loose elasticity becoming more loose.
So in short is a woman that is shoving massive toys, (or cocks) into herself, it will stretch and be loosened
Shes white user
Ah, shame, I can't masturbate to her then.
>sinn sage did hetero
Does your mouth get bigger as you eat more? The vagina is a muscle. It gets slacker for some as they grow older but there's no relation between how many cocks it takes and it's size.
he's not anonymous
Oh sorry didn't realize I was talking to the King of Vaginas.
Hey everyone! The King of Vaginas is here! Here to wow us with his marvelous knowledge about vaginas! Truly there is no one in the land who knows more about vaginas than this guy.
t. roastie
reminder that 90 percent of women in modern Egypt will have their clitoris removed before puberty.
I know you're just a rusemaster but remember that when you go to bed tonight. 9 year old girls being mutilated because the men in her family think she's nothing but property.
Oh and none of them will ever feel sexual satisfaction but instead will feel severe pain during sex.
the walls of a vagina are merely internal muscles. muscles being stretched is considered a good thing. And if she learns to control those muscles it literally doesn't matter at all since she can force them to grasp at your cock
you're painfully unfunny
>since she can force them to grasp at your cock
god bless you, you did try to be funny.
how come you're this new?
>being this new
How do I find a girl with a small vagina? Just find a short one?
Can confirm.
Asking a chick to squeeze her vaginal muscles as you cum is GOD TIER.
>he has to actively look for a girl with a small vagina
Yes, that's correct. Try to say something that can hurt my feelings, you won't achieve it because my life has always been a joke.
>women """""humour"""""
women truly are just walking warm, penis milking holes.
>trusting women to know how long an inch actually is
It's like an ssd.
They have Calisthenics that women do to tighten their vaginas but I can't remember the specific name of it right now.
Holy shit that image
>trusting a man to not lie about the size of his dick
This was so fucking cringy
>trusting a woman not to lie
heh... kid...
Now I agree with the /r9k/ guy because of this post, I don't even care about the actual science
Now, I'm not vouching for the validity of that poster's joke. But that's beside the point.
Men don't know jack shit about vaginas or how they feel and they will never do.
Your joke was terrible dude just move on
>this whole post
I reread it a couple of times now and each time it gets weirder. You're the same guy who made that "joke" right?
Are you some kind of sperg?
are you some sort of spastic?
trust me, not the same person
I don't write sarcastic jokes like that.
>it's how you use it that matters
what the fuck does this mean anyway
can you pls post pics of your pusy im so horny
As long as you're average, you're fine. Guys spend way too much time worrying about size rather than what to do with it. Honestly, a guy with an average to slightly above average dick is the best as long as he isn't insecure about it. The only reason guys with larger dicks end up being better in bed is because they aren't worried about it. A guy with a slightly above average dick can fuck the hell out of you and not hurt you though. It's much better. I'll take a six or seven (seven can be a bit too much if he doesn't really know what he's doing) inch guy with skill over some really big guy any day. There is a reason the average is what it is. Despite what porn may have shown you, that shit HURTS unless it's done exactly right.
This is like Nostalgia Critic level cringe unfunny.
I'm embrrassed for you
Based Malena
It's a real shame malena only does lesbian stuff.
I don't know, but it sure does make average cucks feel better
take this cuck for example >I'll take a six or seven inch guy with skill over some really big guy any day.
how much skill do you seriously need to fuck? it's completely meaningless.
You're clearly the same person.
Just go back to where you came from, ho.
We don't take kindly to your kind here.
I'm not,
the only proof I can give you is that yes, I agree that joke was dumb
not to mention, I'm a guy.
I come from here (LONDON) and I don't know if I'm a ho or not. I haven't fucked double digits and I'm happily married so I don't think I qualify.
>Caring about the woman's pleasure
Sure is cuckspeak in here. Just get yours and it's all gravy.
Some women just naturally have giant vaginas.
I've fucked a girl who wasn't a whore by any stretch and just had a gigantic vag that was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
>all of these virgins saying that women somehow CANT be loose
it's so painfully obvious that you've never been inside of one
if you've fucked more than one person, you're a ho
Some women just have bigger vaginas than others. It's got nothing to do with how much they've been penetrated.
>I haven't fucked double digits
This is an achievement for women nowadays.
Don't reply to me ever again.
>satisfy a girl completely with your big dick and afterwards she'll brag about it to all her friends, essentially advertising you to other women
selfish dicklets will never be able to do this
you're basically just good at fucking prostitutes
she's hot
this is off by half an inch and doesn't talk about girth, disregarded on sight
dicklet please go
this, basically pray that your mother is a size queen, you'll be set for life
...
>"Squeeze your vagina muscles please."
lel what type of shit is that?
just dicklet things
>when you need your girl to tighten her pussy for you
t. tranny who thinks they have a vagina
ITT: salty dicklets
my bad, it's and ok picture
still a half an inch off, but ok
You're funny
kegels?
>it does count, but hey don't kill yourself xd
the post
Yes, that is it.
Stop the samefagging.
>le size doesn't matter meme
observe what women do, not what they tell you
if she gets control over her hallway, she can cause it to become an extremely narrow hallway when she contracts her PC muscles.
But women fuck guys before they know their size. Women fuck dudes because of how they feel around them.
Size mattering is a meme.
Yeah, and if it's a small size then they leave you. Are you fucking autistic?
No I guess I just don't have a small dick. I don't have a big dick either though. I'd imagine if you play your cards right they'd act the same way, small dick or not. Just ignore them a bit after you fuck them, they'll come back.
>Just ignore them a bit after you fuck them, they'll come back.
yep, the chances of them increases exponentially the bigger your dick is
Porn is film, newfag. No different than your shitty threads discussing your favorite shitty celebrity.
tfw ~6x5.5
Depends what average is. 9-10 inches right?
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting