Why haven't you had sex today user?

Why haven't you had sex today user?

I'm an alcoholic
I don't have time for this

This tbqh.

Joke's on you, goose man, I have

My daughter's in our bed

just continuing with my wizardry like always

Technically it is today here (past midnight) and I will be banging a ho after we meet for lunch

I can't get an erection anymore. I feel no morning wood. I am constantly tired. I'm only in my early 20's too.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

>genuinelyhavingawank.jpg

I had sex once 5 years ago. It was awful.

Exercise.

I work out five times a week, both cardio and strength. I think I need to see a doctor. This doesn't sound healthy.

my asshole is sore

Diet. Too much porn. Mental health.

Jesus sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one. Try some self-analysis.

Wats S . e x?

It might also be a gypsy curse or some bad juju. Consult the stars.

tfw tuu intelligent four such primitive activities

Because I drive too much.

i almost sucked a dick today at the park but the dude bailed. He said he might be able to in an hour tho. Not sure if i should do it

She went to NZ for half a year. Almost 1 month down lads, hold me.

i'm asexual

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU CHAD
YOU MAYBE STILL Sup Forums'S GUY BUT YOU ARE NO LONGER /MYGUY/

>mfw im on craiglist looking for crack whores to fuck but i cant find any

What the fuck is sex?

>i'm asexual
"i gave up"

Because I've been a virgin for so long that I can't even imagine it actually happening.
The thought of intimate phyisical contact is terrifying. I've never even kissed a girl tbqh.

This.
I'm such an alcoholic I showed up late for work today and km about to be terminated.
Ready for suicide :)

>tfw too inteligent to waste time on woman

Just tell them someone gave you some turkey and you fell asleep

My gf asked me to fuck her last night around 11:00 and we didn't finish until 12:04.

Technically I did have sex today.

You have penis aids

same

She's probably blown at least 5 guys by now you cuck. How are you okay with this?

I masturbated which is technically the same to the trillions of cells in my body that aren't my conscience.

>tfw 99% of my body thinks I'm a Chad.

Fells good man.

...

your virginity is showing

kek dubs of truth

Probably depressed. Try doing some light aerobic exercise and putting yourself out there a bit more. I'm not saying go party, just try to connect with people and be friendly.

Mods are on a powertrip right now, why is this thread still up?

Girlfriend is away for the weekend. I'm sad.

New Zealand is like the Playboy mansion for girls you dumbass.

ok kid

I was/am in the same boat. Don't wank to porn, start doing kegal exercises. I couldn't get hard with my gf so I stopped wanking for a week anf fucked her four times in two hours.