This is so damn weird
Just imagine
One head is controling left side of body (one hand and one leg) and the second one is controling the rest
They can literally READ THOUGHTS of each other
I know they graduated and are now willing to work as a math teacher
just imagine
Your teacher is two-headed
Hoky fucking shit.
I bet they give a great head
>posting this without the pic
seriously?
They are all fake anyway so who cares
>I know they graduated and are now willing to work as a math teacher
They haven't actually decided if they want to teach yet.
They're still in two minds about it.
I'm just curious if they masturbate, or how weird it would be.
>point and laugh
>he's never seen IT
Obviously they do
Who doesnt masturbate
Name me one person
can they kiss each other you think?
maybe that would be a strain on there necks
Just become a villian like two face
Do they get one or two salaries?
I don't masturbate. My penis was cut off in a freak circumcision accident. All because my mom wanted me to have a penis she thought looked pretty like my dads
Thanks mom
People with no arms.
>They can literally READ THOUGHTS of each other
karl you're talkin shit again
me on the right
One. It was said in interview that they are getting one salary for any job.
>circumcision
>pretty
>they can literally read thoughts of each other
Don't they have separate brains?
They should probably only get a half salary, I bet they're unco as fuck.
>Have sex with it
>One fakes the orgasm, the other one doesn't
Nah its true
Thats what they say
Is the one on the left in charge, since the one at the right has her neck at a 45 degree angle.
Someone post the pics, I've never seen them and its my fetish
its fake tho
>They can literally READ THOUGHTS of each other
no they can't, they just know each others personality really well
pic related can though, wonder if they'd be allowed to play poker at a casino
Would you Sup Forums?
Is it just me or do they actually look pretty happy?
They do, but there is some neural system connection or whatever. Anyway it was stated in the documentary and interviews that they can know what the other one thinks about atm.
play a record
he's talking shite
Their spines are connected so it makes sense that they can "know" how the other moves its leg etc.
Doubt they're able to literally read each others thoughts though.
What if one is horny and the other isnt? Important questions.
Most people are probably pretty nice since they have decent faces and feel horrible for them.
There's always one retard
How would they cope if one was a Trump supporter and the other a Shillary supporter?
why was it allowed to live
>Thats what they say
They are mistaken, lying, or exaggerating. They are probably stupid enough to think "feeling the same way" or both of them saying a sentence at the same time means they can "read each others thoughts."
Two headed facebook pic
We need new gods
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they'd be millionaires if they got into porn
I'm still convinced this is just an elaborate hoax. It's just way too fucking bizarre to think about.
Do you think that when they argue they try to headbutt each other?
If they go swimming, could one head stay submerged permanently?
If you shot one of them through the head, would the other stay alive if bleeding, infection etc was accounted for?
How many times do you think they've (unintentionally?) recreated the famous spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp?
They are pefectly ok
Fuck. I am surprisingly attracted to them.
in a heartbeat
>If they go swimming, could one head stay submerged permanently?
>tfw one of them could rim your asshole while the other sucks your dick
;)
So they don't know what the other person sharing the same body is thinking but you know what both of them are thinking because you watched some things about them on the internet? Really makes me think.
do you think they practiced kissing on each other?
Someone should set them up with the dude with two dicks
Which one? there are alot of them
If this was a guy, do you think there would be an advantage for anything. The only thing I could consider is maybe an e-sport where one is focusing intensely on the game. Then the other is looking at minimap or doing some intense micro thing.
Yes, because I have a basic understanding of human biology.
they need a bwc between them to actually be ok
At some point, one of them must have entertained it.
So like ugh
Who controls their farts?
Because it could live. And has. And I have no doubt if you ask them now they'd tell you, as bizarre and unique and difficult as their life has been, they would not prefer to have been killed before they were born.
And you know user, you KNOW there's a man/men out there for them. They really can have a life.
charles and mambo?
Once i saw an image of them giving a blowjob...
reminds me of The Thing
Eyedol from Killer Instinct for me.
>Do you think that when they argue they try to headbutt each other?
Considering they control different arms I'm sure they can find more creative (if less comical) ways to argue.
>If they go swimming, could one head stay submerged permanently?
Well, they share a lung system (I think) so I'm guessing one could keep emptying it and refilling it while the other stayed under water.
>If you shot one of them through the head, would the other stay alive if bleeding, infection etc was accounted for?
I don't think so. The shock would probably not be survivable. At the absolute best the body parts controlled by the dead head would rot and kill the other that way.
>How many times do you think they've (unintentionally?) recreated the famous spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp?
I don't think spaghetti is a family-favorite.
That being said I am more curious about sexual stuff. Like how is this not awkward? No matter how you touch yourself, you're kinda' still fondling your sister.
>Thats what they say
It wouldn't exactly be hard to scientifically test it. Just slap a blindfold and noise-cancelling headphones on one of them and then have them recite what the other one just said.
But no, let's just go with what they're capable of. Because twins never like to bullshit people.
The Pope
Eh, mitosis and meiosis (and the dna system in general) are pretty flawed. Mistakes are bound to happen.
I wonder if one of those arab oilmoney fags in dubai offered them money to fuck them.
yes, just like your mouth can stay under water when your nostrils are still about
They are together 100% of the time. They also go to the toilet together, etc. I dont think it's awkward for them at all.
How many times do you think one scratched their bunghole and made the other smell?
Or have one of them write something down and they other has to say what it is without looking.
What pic? post it please
Maybe they did that kinda' stuff when they were little?
I actually don't think they did as much retarded, mean or stupid shit to each other. When you're sharing a body like they are I think it's established pretty early that they gotta' work together if they're gonna' get anything done.
Their lives are probably an endless compromise.
You know what kinda' pisses me off? These girls would be perfect for porn, or even prostitution. Like seriously, if you had enough money, wouldn't you pay to have sex with someone like that? I know I would.
What happens when one dies?
>still fondling your sister.
Honestly, in cases like this it's silly to act like they're in any way like regular sisters. They're not two sisters. They're the same body with two different brains attached to it. They're "unique".
With the way regular twins who become too dependant on eachother handle sex I reckon it's not even a problem when you grow up sharing a body. The only weird bit would be with boyfriends, because the boyfriend will be fucking both, which will make the relationship dynamic weird if they've got different boyfriends. If they just embrace their unique situation and stick with one boyfriend it's more simple.
what happens if one of them dies? Do they both die or the one that's alive is paralysed and is next to a corpse?
>it's established pretty early that they gotta' work together if they're gonna' get anything done.
like that time kenny and spenny were handcuffed together
each controls half of their asshole so they have to work together to fart/shit.
>they will never be alone
I envy them.
The other one dies in a day
Looks like we have an answer for every question. We are to intelligent.
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We all die alone, user.
Do these girls have a fb or twitter account where we can follow their adventures?
I'd pay good money to see them on a Blacked kino, maybe Prince Yanusha or Sean Michaels could do the trick.
instagram.com
they have a show on TLC too
how would that even work?
>that body
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>The twins both successfully passed their driver's license exams, both the written and driving tests. They had to take the tests twice, once for each twin. Abby controls the devices located to the right of the driver's seat; Brittany, those on the left. Together they control the steering wheel.
>eww these people make me uncomfortable so they should have been murdered!
Manchildren, everyone.
>Micromanaging
Finally, an RTS weapon to surpass the Koreans
Now that would be a fun sitcom
But they have only one pussy.
This guy doesn't understand how apostrophes work.
Thank you for this thread, It blows my mind that this girl isn't in a lab somewhere. She is a living breathing anomaly of nature and if she were born in any other time period, there would be a religion on par with Christianity based on her at this point.
Fuck ethics, this bitch, or maybe these bitches I dont fucking know, needs both her skulls popped open and just fucking lasers and computers and shit put in there.
They look like a young Kathleen Wilhoite.
I'm into that.
This guy doesn't understand how not being autistic works.