ITT We invent new Oscar categories

ITT We invent new Oscar categories

>Best Non-Liberal Picture

Outstanding achievement in quips

Best Depiction of a Mother.

Award for gender sensitivity

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

Break down all awards by movie genre

Oooh, that meme has a fine vintage to it.

Can Meme Magic be a category?

god damn this meme is older than half of this board

Outstanding Achievement In Not Having Any White Males In Your Film
Well done

Best urban picture

Best actress in an interracial relationship.

Outstanding Contribution to Meme Culture

the only way Nolan could win anything

best feet scene

don't you cúcks get tired of complaining about this shit in an echo chamber?

Biggest Guy

Best big guy in a motion picture

Best interracial sex scene

Best cameo of a Somali

Best use of Idris Elba

Best non-remake movie

Best Use of Keanu Reeves in a Motion Picture

Best Sodomy in a Comedy

Outstanding Achievement in Offensive Comedy

/r/imgointohellforthis

Best Comic movie

Beautiful

Best Picture that women can understand

Best meme actor

Best Armpit

And the Academy Award for Best Adapted Meme-play goes to...

Best Boopable Nose

Most Subtle Reference to the Suffering of the Chosen People

Real talk: if there's one thing that really turn me on is armpits. Weird but does. This woman, jesus.
I will check if there's porn with armpits.

*boop*

Biggest Guy
Biggest Scene

best interrogation on a plane

Best Documentary Short Subject

Best comercial/ad/trailer

Best Oscarbait

WHEN I WAS

No but seriously that's not funny man, my brother died that way.

Most elaborate use of eyebrows

Fastest actor on set

Best flying performance

Real talk, best ensemble should replace both best supporting actor categories, every year lead performances are entered in those fields for an easier win whilst real supporting actors are ignored

>award inflation so nerds can claim their crap movies are oscar worthy

Best power pose

'Capeshit' and 'Kidshit' categories so we don't need long think pieces about how Inside Out deserved a nomination for Best Picture or how CW deserves a nod over Hacksaw Ridge.

Silliest walk

10/10 Britbongistan humour

*farts* at your general direction

This is already a category

"Best Original Screenplay"

CIA would beat out kenobi

Hottest Chick I Wanna Bang

Best feet by a woman

Best Kino
Best Flick
Best Ciné

Best Gentile Director

Realest nigga

"Old flick that really deserved to win in its year but lost to some oscar bait"

Best Voice Acting Performance

We also need to merge the actress and actor categories since it's 2016 and people no longer fit into those two categories.

Best Doubles

Best picture without a political agenda.

Biggest guy
Fewest survivors
Most loyalty for a hired gun

It's not our fault that the Oscars are nothing but a sjw cuckfest at this point.

so brave

That one goes to me

>mfw he loses to Aidan Gillen, then Tom Hardy, then Refn, then Snyder

It's ridiculous though, because book adaptations can't compete there and films based on short films are also exempt
And this creates stupid situations like Whiplash, which was an entirely original script and film but wasn't eligible because Chazelle made a short film based on the script (the scene where he gets called a single-tear faggot) to convince investors to fund the film
/rant

>2 years in a row with no black actors or directors nominated
>Oscars are SJW circlejerks!
lel
It's funny when you guys use the same facts to argue the EXACT opposite of tumblr

Lmao

Best movie containing Eric Roberts.

Shortest actor in a feature film

Cracked (>inb4 >Cucked or some shit) actually did a rare good article on awards they should give the other week. Something like
>Best speaking of a made up language
>Best acting with your face concealed
>Best acting where you're talking to a green screen
And a few others

>Best Kino
>Best Cinema
>Best Picture
>Best Film
>Best Movie
>Best Flick

Jesus Christ that's embarrassing.

>most mediocre movie of the year
worst movie of the year would just inspire bad movies

>a bunch of rich white people crying as lady gaga spews untrue rape statistics in promotion for her latest single
what a brave new world we live in

Best waifu material

Best Stunt choreography

It's a a display if how detached snobby rich people are from the real world. If anything it's people who has never been oppressed trying their hardest being oppressed. You have priviledged white/jewish women/gays thinking their life is hard because they're female or gay.

>2 years in a row with no black actors or directors nominated
that's just because they suck at movies... they do get invited left and right regardless

>this level of double-think
impressive

Pic related will win every year