In South Carolina on vacation

>in South Carolina on vacation
>at coffee place
>ask for an espresso
>morbidly obese woman at the counter says "y'all mean an expresso??"

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>in Virginia on vacation
>at baseball park
>ask for an espresso
>get shot

>vacationing anywhere in the USA other than California or the North East

Sherman was right. The South was a mistake and should be burnt down again.

I remember one time on Sup Forums when one autistic user went on a 10+ post rant about how expresso is actually the authentic French term.

>be in Alabama
>Ask for movie tickets
>Get shot

>SC
>Vacation

You did this to yourself

>be in New Orleans
>ask where dey got dem shoes
>get shot

>in New York
>shitpost IRL
>become president

>In South Carolina
Found the problem
Sage for not sports

Why would you willingly go to the USA of all places

>be on 4/sp/
>discuss anything outside the designated General
>get baleted

>in College Station,Texas
>Go Buy some German Beer
>some frat guy starts hazing me

>be on 4/sp/
>read anything that doesn't conform to the General standard
>get triggered

>be in charleston sc
>walk through king and market streets
>stop for food and coffee
>it's actually quite nice

i was legit surprised

fuck you southern accent is best accent.

you're dumb as fuck northern women eat my accent up.

go die faggot.

>at work
>some twerpy little yankee comes in
>wearing a fedora and fingerless gloves
>acting all European and gay
>asks for espresso
>fuck with him
>literally starts crying and starts typing into his phone

Go to West End Elixir Co
Tell Bruce that Mike and Josh sent you
??????
Free drink

>vacationing in the south
why would you do this to yourself?

Underrated post.

South Carolina and North Carolina are America's best kept secrets. Any further South and you get into God's sweaty armpits of hell.

Fuck off yank

>communistfornia
> a good place for vacation.

...sigh.

>Northern Aggression

Why do people vacation in Ethiopia? It sometimes makes you realise how good you have life.

Hello, how's your holiday going?

you're right you are absolutely right that's exactly what it was.

give this stupid faggot a gold sticker.

>Commiefornia
>Jew York

Is that really the best America has to offer now?

People vacation in Ethiopia?

I've literally never heard of anyone vacationing in Ethiopia. Kenya or South Africa sure. But Ethiopia?

Only in the minds of Jew Yorkers or Commiefornians

Anthony Bourdain did.

>Anthony Bourdain

>California is now the first majority non-white State in America
>Cuckolds will defend this

Sad.

He'll travel anywhere. That's literally one of his main things.

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>literally the same thing
>plagued by negros and crime
>claim to be more Christian than others
>muh culture

The South was a mistake.

If you like Beaches and Humidity Florida might be an Option

Florida is honestly a garbage state. Disney World and Universal get old after about 5 minutes, and the only other things the state has to offer are humidity and hurricanes. Miami is nice if you like Cubans, I suppose.

>not Hawaii or New Mexico

Hawaii is the least white state and is also one of the best tbhwy

Florida is literally the worst state. It's main import are the poor dysfunctional fags who can't take living in states with actual standards.

Florida would be cool if it weren't for the humidity and the alligators.

>he unironically fought a war to enrich the USA with negroes
I believe it's the North that did mistake friend

>vacationing ANYWHERE in America

you're all a bunch of white race traitors and i'm going to murder as many of you as possible

i-is Maine the GOAT state?

>be from Ohio
>at FC Cincinnati soccer game, finding our seat
>national anthem starts playing
>fat woman screams "stop walking" to everyone around her

No one likes Cubans, even other Cubans. They literally have an actual distinction between west and east sides that persist in America, even though at this point they are all third generation Americans.

It's a shame Trump is bending over for them to hope another Florida win.

I'm not asking that you life there. We are talking about Vacation

wew lad

Vermont > Rhode Island > Mass > New Hampshire > Maine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Connecticutt*

>*CT is debatably part of New England

Calm down, Muhammad.

>be 13 years old
>go to Seaworld Orlando
>Get there when the gates open
>5 min in
>National Anthem starts playing
>everybody stops

Switch New Hampshire and Rhode Island and I agree. Vermont is GOAT.

>Hawaii
>One of the best
>Democrat voters
>Highest % of welfare recipients
>Hate whites

Hawaii is trash.

Germans are literally the worst tourists. They're cheap, pasty white, and try to play the 'I don't understand anything about America' card way too often.

we are not used to tipping culture

>be from allah-bam-ma
>go to the miss-uh-sippy futbawl game
>teh-xes wiyuns the darn gaym

gosh darn

Vermont is GOAT. I live in RI for business, but when I retire I plan on living in Vermont. Hopefully the Bernie Bros don't turn it into another New Hampshire by then.

>french
>espresso is originally Italian

Jesus Christ

>we are not used to culture

FTFY

>be in this thread
>it becomes the best thread on 4/sp/
>mods come and shut it down

>in Germany
>be Ahmed
>blow yourself up

leave the northeast for once in your life you masshole faggot

from experience New Hampshire is objectively best NE state.

>Americans
>talking about culture

>not wyoming

If your state doesn't have an authentic little Italy with actual espresso bars... I feel bad for you. Nothing beats a nice cappuccino and sfogliatella the morning of a Football Sunday.

>literally who the state

>Ignoring one of the GOAT vacation spots because of your Sup Forums tier beliefs.
Sad

>what are national parks and wilderness

Everything in New England North of NYC has horrible food

I travel all over the country for business. Best non-New England places?

1. Savannah, GA
2. Country Club Plaza Area, KC
3. Tempe, AZ
4. West Loop Chicago
5. Naples, FL

>I work for Nintendo: The Post

Whenever you krauts try reforming your culture a more superior Western nation has to hit you in the mouth.

I thought Nintendo was up by Seattle, which is why they owned the Mariners?

>he role plays
>on Sup Forums

>Going to a place you aren't welcome and where everyone hates you

I thought only liberals and "refugees" did that.

Honest question here.

Is there a 1 or 2 syllable for a person for people from the south? Obviously yank and Yankee are inappropriate.

>having most connecting flights end up in Baltimore

Life is suffering.

Yeah, it's 'retard'.

redneck

Though I also use Mouth Breather.

>tempe

That place is a piece of shit and I lived there for 5 years. Nothing but drunk truck bros and sorority whores that dont put out if youre not rocking whatever meme is popular for 5 days. Plus ASU athletics is horrible (exception baseball, but it's played in 100+ weather)

hick

>chad thundercocks are mean and the women don't like fedora wearing autists

your country is nothing but a joke and this is not a joke.

>Yank/Yankee
>The South

Is this a new meme?

Carribeans use Yanqui for all White Americans, so take it for what you will.

Isn't hick/redneck is generally applied to rural people, regardless of state?

Depends, but as they usually fly the rebel flag it's acceptable to lump them in with then Southern scum.

Yeah, but that's the Caribbean. It's filled with blacks, I don't have high expectations of them. Just look what they did to Haiti.

>people unironically think hick and redneck are insults

fuck yankees are fucking retarded.

Yet the South thought electing one with a piss fetish was a good idea.

>Still falling for the (golden)watergate meme

When do you think Trump will be impeached? Any day now?

yet the north wanted to elect a dumb cunt who would though not using secure terminals was a good idea.

whats that a tripfag on Sup Forums is rich and travels all over the country for business?

gee ya dont say

Good thing she didnt just hand it over!

It's pronounced cap-you-seen-oh

Hopefully never. Trump is the best thing the dems have going for them. Everything he tries to do is a complete shitshow and submarines the conservative agenda, plus Trump is the ultimate recruiting tool for the uninformed undecided, just like Bush was in the early aughts and Obama was for the stormfags.

Trump gets impeached and you have Psycho bull queer Pence ramrodding a bunch of shitty policies through quietly and effectively

y'all yankees slow as molasses, you best be ordering fireball on tap boy