The Netherlands couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Belgium in a week

>The Netherlands couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Belgium in a week
TOP KEK WAAL PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Dutch are ITCHING for a war with Belgium. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty non-country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Wallonian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the Frisians and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Waal pig shit they see. When the Dutch done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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No matter where we settle, the Dutch will always survive.

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Damn right.

DAMN proud Dutchman right now

We just want Flanders. France part of Belgium is useless.

Hoe is het leven met autisme?

Geen idee, zal dalijk even rondvragen op R negen K

Jesus Christ, your language is really similar to English

België bestaat niet voor mij.

Yeah, very similar languages, Dutch is the closest language to English. All Americans i know here picked up Dutch real fast.

If you know english and another germanic language it's surprisingly easy to figure out what a dutch text says. Listening to it is impossible though.

Take Walloon Brabant aswell pl0x. We're the richest Belgian province and overwelmingly right-wing.

Don't leave us with these socialist imbreds.

Grappig hoeveel nederlanders hier naar school gaan aan de grens, omdat ons systeem zoveel beter is. En ik lach mij altijd kreupel als ikweer een stomme hollander langs de weg zie staan omdat ze denken luxemburg in 1 keer te halen omdat het daar goedkoper tanken is hahahahaha

dutch is just german with all of the words spelled wrong

So why do you guys want to attack Belgium?

They stole our land, the land that we deserve and we wan't it back.

Also without being on the losing side in nearly every war.

We have the same to Polish

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I understand this (but not 100%)

we lost WW2 too, cuck

if you learn dutch and are not annoying socialtards you'll be more then welcome.

We never participated.

this is good pasta

Yeah but then we joined germanbro and when they were losing, we switched sides again

We're still a victim of the results

Achmed is trying to divide us Belgian Bro's, you know this. Don't take this bait seriously.

Don't stop there, kankerlanders. Come liberate Vojvodina. We got no mountains, lots of tulips and high suicide rates. You'd feel right at home. Save us from the slav menace.

Nah, German came after Diets. We were first, ondermens.

Yeah, about that, we went to that part of europe once. Wasn't really a hit if you get my drift.

Please free us from Wallonia.

Filthy Hollander, Frisians are the best.

Fryslan boppe!

Dutch people are all right. Our second largest city was actually built with the help of dutchmen. They decided to build the town in a damn swamp so the first one sank, then we shipped over some dutchmen to work their swamp magic and they built the foundation for the old town.

more like u will flee like bitches when french show up

hahaha, how many times do we have to kick your ass? Ratio is still 4 times for us and 1 time you guys.

>Germanic Aryan fighter will flee when swarthy Latin manlets show up
Yeah, not really

yea rly, open a book maybe, dutchies try to invade belgium, french show up to say no, dutchies flee without a single fight

Pls. Stop behaving like a faggy teenager.

Apologies Belgium, you're cool.

Yeah... we are absolutely believing you France