ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY Final Trailer
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meh
The blind asian guy is so ridiculous
Wake me when we get a Stormtrooper movie or even a Republic Commando movie will also do nicely.
>member a new hope?
>OOh I MEMBER
Not when the blind asian guy is played by Donnie Yen.
>punch it
>may the force be with us
Ohh I member!
It'd be hilarious if simply including two of the biggest chinese stars made Rogue One take off at the box office and edge out Forced Awakens.
I'd love to see the butthurt western SW fans as they realized Disney's playing a numbers game, and China simply has more
Why is the dialogue so shitty, who wrote this trash
Where are all the aliens though
WHERE THE FUCK IS TARKIN?
"lets advertise Darth Vader toys while we bash on white males": a star wars story
That looks fucking gash min.
You got one right here.
What happened to Vader's helmet?
Why are his eyes red?
Like most movies these days, the dialogue they wrote was probably superb.
Then the script got cycled through focus groups and dumbed down to the common denominator as Disney bigwigs determined what the audience wanted by pulling averages.
This result is this generic crap, same as always.
That's how he looked in "A New Hope".
DID YOU SEE THE AT-ATs???????????????
MEMBA DOSE?
It's funny, because outside of Han no one gives a shit about the rebels. Everyone loves the empire and Vader
>It'd be hilarious if simply including two of the biggest chinese stars made Rogue One take off at the box office
They've already modeled lots of toys after these guys. It happening.
>Set up the entire tow-cable scene because Imperial Walkers are virtually impervious to blasters
>X-Wings now blast through them effortlessly on the first try.
Great.
>Asian
>Not smart enough to use the Force
yea youre right thats even worse
#IRebel
>Shoot a rocket at an AT-AT
>Nothing happens
>X-Wing flies in an destroys an AT-AT with two shots
STOP
its like they haven't watched star wars
Luke still has plenty of fans. No one cares about Leia now that she's old, fat, and frumpy. Also her voice makes her sound thirty years older.
Wow, the Chinese pandering is going to get even worse in later Star Wars films
>blind Chinamen beats the shit out of the stormtroopers through the whole movie
>is force sensitive and thus may use the force
>at the end Vader comes in
>the chink is blown the fuck out in few seconds
Too bad this won't happen because muh oppressed handicapped minority.
>They call it the Death Star
>market Chinese made plastic shit to Chinese audience
The pottery never stops
white men BTFO
>implying X-wing blasters aren't more powerful than the snowspeeder blasters you mongs are thinking of from V
Besides the evil white dude who seems pimp as fuck, the two Asians seem like the only reason to watch Rogue Wan unless Felicia shows those little titties
hey i like the limited edition statue with the cool jacket
>implying snowspeeders have the same power as x-wings
Are there any spoilers out? Will Vader slash all of them in the end?
Holy fuck isn't Donnie Yen like 60? What kind of black magic is that?
I don't know why Hot Toys is making so many figures for this movie.. do they seriously think this is going to be so memorable?
this is gonna be buttfuckingly terrible and force disney to really change shit if they keep doing these films
this ffs
JUST WHY?
What a waste to design all this when they could have designed more Marvel/DC action figures.
but they had x wings too and they didn't work
>making a movie about the least liked faction in the whole franchise
That trailer looks like it was edited by a fan or a first year film school student
Well thoise guys need to die since leia says the whole alot of lives ended to get the Death Star plans talk in a new hope
i can see the gurl live somehow because gurl power but the other guys? hell no
Its funny how this looks better than the last one and this chick is much hotter than Rey but no one gives a fuck.
they didn't use x-wings on hoth
snowspeeders are like 1 tier higher than cloud cars
These will all be sold out in no time.
Someone said to me that is an extended tv spot not a trailer.
Well we know that Donnie Yen dies because another guy confirmed it accidentally moviepilot.com
Okay I will admit the action figures of Felicty are badass
I don't know why they are either. Nobody is buying the regular figures (the shelves at Target are always full of Rogue One shit that isn't selling) and they're certainly not going to buy a $200+ figure of a character they don't know.
Except that you can see X-Wings in the escort afterwards. Why wouldn't they just use those to destroy all of the UTTERLY helpless Walkers?
They have roughly 45 degrees of articulation, its not much of a threat to a moving x-wing.
The other guy spoiling Donnie Yen's death will never not be funny to me.
>that delusion
I give a fuck, just look at her
>DA FORCE IS STWONG
Why is Hollywood able to get away with such blatant racism when it comes to Asian characters?
>Okay I will admit the action figures of Felicty are badass
They're terrible. The 6" Black Series has gone to shit. The human faces look like featureless wax.
watching this trailer made me want to vote for Hillary
fans are idiots.
boobie fet in the ot is a massive fuckup but fans pretend hes badass.
Really nice actually. I just don't see the point of making hundreds of stormtroopers like here
AND they are re-releasing Darth Vader as a "Rogue One" edition... I don't understand that at all.
May the air force be with us.
Kek. A new Star Wars movie out next month and no one gives a fuck.
Disney are shitting the bed.
>TFA already forgotten about, made no cultural impression at all
>"Rogue One will be a dogfight war movie" - it's actually another cookie cutter adventure movie surrounding another Death Star plot with the same cookie cutter protagonist
>new Han Solo movie (lol) is to feature another version of the same female lead
>that fucking walmart-tier darth vader
>we want the muslim clients
No one gives a fuck because we're all waiting to watch Luke yank that Star Destroyer out of the sky.
Fuck rogue one.
asian gene
The Hot Toys version of her looks freakin amazing.
But yeah the Black Series has kinda gone to shit in recent years.
This will make a shit ton of money and Hollywood is all about money, so I can't get to mad at Disney....BUT. The biggest criticism of them right now is that they're unimaginative and bland which is true. We all know how this movie is going to end, we don't need this story. We also don't need spin offs about solo, obi wan, etc. This is disney's chance to original, creative, and explore the cast universe of Star Wars, but for some reason they don't want to stray away from the OT. How about an ancient Jedi film or something, use your fucking imagination Disney. God, I hope they crash and burn past 2020
Who wants to buy this?
This actually looks amazing.
I won't blame them for milking the cash cow they bought.
Won't even blame them for playing it safe and just doing bland rehashes and nostalgia-baiting.
But all the politically correct liberal garbage they're pushing is where I draw the line.
>Difference between 6' and 5'11"
They obviously needed them to escort the transports
Yeah, look closely, without good lighting and professional make up and photography.
Kekked
reminder this movie is a prequel to the OT, so the rebels should have known that x wings can easily destroy an AT AT but for some reason didn't on Hoth.
BRAVO DISNEY
>Sir we need you to look very angry and menacingly
>"But what is my reasoning for following Vader? Why do I hate the rebels so much?"
>Because you are part of the Empire of course and the Empire wants to destroy all the rebels
>"But why? I need some actual reasons to better get into my character."
>Look we are about to film the scene. It doesn't matter just look evil
I can only defend this by assuming these are prototype walkers, hence why they seem to have unfinished "bodies"
Why the fuck would I do that to my fap fuel? Are you retarded?
Without makeup, in shitty lighting and poor photography, anyone looks like shit. Duh?
still would
she has delicious lips
Cheers
Disney hasn't taken a real risk and made something good since PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl.
Despite posting on Sup Forums I am not a super negative person, but man, nothing about this trailer looks interesting or exciting to me. Might as well just play a Star Wars video game if I want to see X-wings zoom around and blow stuff up.
>Good
>Bad
"Looks like somebody set this thing to evil!"
thanks
Her looking dumb in your picture doesn't invalidate her looking like liquid sex in my picture, though. We're each cherrypicking on different ends of the spectrum - I get good fap fuel, and you get... what, exactly?
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I can't wait for all the multicultural celebration, refugee appealing and Trump jokes in the promotional run up to the release of the movie.
It's going to really make me want to see it.
ok
>everybody hated the last star wars movie because it was literally just a shit remake
Hey guys lets make another movie about the death star !
Looks alright but for fuck's sake enough with the fucking quips!
nobody gives a shit marketer. Fuck off.
just about the only way this would be cool is if they all die at the end. doubt that'll happen tho
this
Bring back the Clones, Disney
I thought bothan spies stole the plans for the death star
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>Looking down the barrel of his gun
Genuine standards beyond caked-up Bong roasties?