I don't know. I mean, what can I say? I just really like big dicks

>I don't know. I mean, what can I say? I just really like big dicks.

>Yeah. It's not just length. Everybody's always talking length. It's fine. I mean girth too. I really want to have trouble handcuffing the thing.

Why did Rachel McAdams ad lib this?

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>you'll never know if that big fat ass in that one movie is hers or a double's

what is it with HBO and dicks?

DELETE THIS!

THAT IS TOO LEWD

Why would you handcuff a dick?

What crime did it commit?

A shame she never got naked. I'd give her a deep dicking, if you know what I mean.

Forced entry

The script just called for Bezzerides to "confess something". Judging by the reactions of the counselor and the other cops in the scene, it worked.

because she knows from experience

i think i can guess ahaha

tfw pencil dick

You know they don't lock up rapists' dicks, right?

That's not Liam Neeson.

Oh, so they just hang the dick up on a hook while the rapist serves his sentence, and let them re-attach it when they're finished?

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really makes you think

Name three gratuitous dick usages.

Why is pizza dialogue so fucking hilarious

this dialogue, the unnecessary black dick shot of a dead guy in a morgue seen in the night of, and now westworld.

every episode of GoT?

10/10 would let her make fun of my tiny 6"

he's a fedora edgelord who doesn't have any collaborators or editors

>be girl
>need a big dick to satisfy you

Sorry love, but you have a busted up pussy.

>be girl
>cums hard off regular dick sizes

Our /girl/

Whether my dick is monster or not, any woman with a wide pussy is trash.

L-LEWD!

>mfw over at /gif/ tards actually argue that women can't fuck up their vagina with huge ass dildos

Listen up, "man".

Have you ever given thought about why you seemingly have to work harder on your physique and your skills, to attain us women? It's because most, if not all of the time, that's all you have to fall back on.

You complain, "wah wah wah, women want a man who looks like a Greek god, she won't settle for my flabby body, she wants someone who can offer financial stability" and the absolute most important factor is ALWAYS left out.

The size of your penis.

Imagine the disappointment on our face when we realise we're either (a) not going to get off at all, or (b) not going to get off but have to FAKE getting off, the moment you drop your trousers to reveal your laughable micro-penis. Imagine the despair we women feel as we have to settle for either a life filled with regret, or a life filled with lies as we find compatible sexual partners outside the relationship, who CAN get us off.

And you think being a man is tough. You weak-willed cretin.

P.S. the "average" penis size is about 3 inches too short.

Nice bait, slut.

I've noticed that only really trashy women care about dick size. Normal trashy ones care about money. good women don't exist.

is Sup Forums filled with tiny dick faggots? why are you getting so triggered?

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Bait but I'll bite.

Nope. A woman can cum off a tongue. She can cum off being fingered. Neither of those need to penetrate her 9 inches to make it happen either.

Technique is paramount. If you can't bring your woman to massive orgasm while she's fully clothed then how the fuck do you think you'll manage just by having a long penis?

You're an idiot. You are also a virgin who got his knowledge from watching porn.

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Im no Shane Diesel but I have a 7" x 6"er. If that's tiny, then she must fuck horses.

>still not understanding that hitting the cervix is fucking painful
It's not like your animus

CUTE

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>I mean what can I say..
>I...
>Just really like big guys
>It's not just height
>Everybody's always talking height, but it's fine.
>I mean, stance, too.
>I really want to have trouble putting a hood on the guy, like.

>tfw no qt detective gf

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:3

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Webm of Rachel browsing Sup Forums please.

I laughed but you should look into killing yourself

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Not fair, desu senpai

Glad I never had a sister, though from what I hear from most guys that had them they're the least sexiest thing ever and that wincest is bullshit fantasy

what did she ask him to do?

same

it was always my friends that had hot sisters

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Should I watch the second season of True Detective? I just finished the second season of Fargo.

She ate his ass

>have sph fetish
>get turned on by stuff like this
>literally never fap to anything else
>always use my finger and thumb to jerk off
>have 8 inch dick

Life is so unfair, I'd give anything for a smaller dick. I've never even got laid because I know the girls will be so turned on by it and ruin the experience.

You have to have some kind of incredibly fucked up childhood to have sexual feelings towards your family members, regardless of their attractiveness.

Incest fantasies/fetish and actual incestuous thoughts about your own family members are completely unrelated, as strange as it sounds.

alt. Factory Porn

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last of my mcadams btw

brehs

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whats the /pencil dick/ threshold width?

Loved her in Passion.

She's gay though.

^ this
>everybody talks about length
whats a good girth?

There's something magical about this image that always leads to at least 3 replies. Masterful bait.

'no'

im really enjoying this thread

Dude, she's so far in the closet that she's a citizen of Narnia.

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>3 replies
>masterful
really faggot?

The onus is on you to prove that, I'm sick of every faggot on this board accusing celebrities of being gay but have no evidence beyond "well it's so obvious!"

pegging

considering it's big in everything else, i think it's her

>tfw length but not girth

Untrue. Show your sources.

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whats acceptable or good girth?

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evian bottle

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5" ++ basically anything above average

I hope ASR's career takes off so when rachel gets too old she can replace her as the top pawg actress

Anyone going to post the Stabby McStabby webm from the party?

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SEASON 3 WHEN

i made a woman cum by just making out

Got
The night of
Westworld

ugly

White women love B.C - am I right!? KEK

That is true - and it only gets worse, since a majority of women are now fem-nazis.

Nice try, bitch. You couldn't 1 v 1 ANY of us. Also, you got NOTHING, but a horse-shit face to fall back on.

>kate beckinsale sends pics of his dick to their daughter

What doe sshe really say though

>tfw small dick

the worst thing is that I KNOW all women want a big dick.

dick size and height, two things I can't do anything about, yet they are what matters most to a woman.

people use to joke "sucide when?" but I'm seriously considering it.

>tfw girth but not length

That's literally the scene: youtube.com/watch?v=u9Nwaws1xOE

The joke in the OP is that McAdams just ad-libbed it as an outrageous blooper and they left it in.

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You need to stay off Sup Forums and porn for your own sanity.