>you'll never know if that big fat ass in that one movie is hers or a double's
Sebastian Cruz
what is it with HBO and dicks?
William Jackson
DELETE THIS!
Brayden Taylor
THAT IS TOO LEWD
Brody Perez
Why would you handcuff a dick?
What crime did it commit?
Logan Lopez
A shame she never got naked. I'd give her a deep dicking, if you know what I mean.
Tyler Johnson
Forced entry
Nolan Smith
The script just called for Bezzerides to "confess something". Judging by the reactions of the counselor and the other cops in the scene, it worked.
Adam Price
because she knows from experience
Brayden Bennett
i think i can guess ahaha
Jacob Rivera
tfw pencil dick
James Sullivan
You know they don't lock up rapists' dicks, right?
Chase Hughes
That's not Liam Neeson.
Josiah Kelly
Oh, so they just hang the dick up on a hook while the rapist serves his sentence, and let them re-attach it when they're finished?
Thomas Murphy
...
Chase Parker
really makes you think
Lucas Campbell
Name three gratuitous dick usages.
Samuel Morgan
Why is pizza dialogue so fucking hilarious
Benjamin Diaz
this dialogue, the unnecessary black dick shot of a dead guy in a morgue seen in the night of, and now westworld.
Robert Foster
every episode of GoT?
Jason Young
10/10 would let her make fun of my tiny 6"
Kevin Adams
he's a fedora edgelord who doesn't have any collaborators or editors
Henry Morgan
>be girl >need a big dick to satisfy you
Sorry love, but you have a busted up pussy.
>be girl >cums hard off regular dick sizes
Our /girl/
Whether my dick is monster or not, any woman with a wide pussy is trash.
Elijah Long
L-LEWD!
Blake Russell
>mfw over at /gif/ tards actually argue that women can't fuck up their vagina with huge ass dildos
Owen Phillips
Listen up, "man".
Have you ever given thought about why you seemingly have to work harder on your physique and your skills, to attain us women? It's because most, if not all of the time, that's all you have to fall back on.
You complain, "wah wah wah, women want a man who looks like a Greek god, she won't settle for my flabby body, she wants someone who can offer financial stability" and the absolute most important factor is ALWAYS left out.
The size of your penis.
Imagine the disappointment on our face when we realise we're either (a) not going to get off at all, or (b) not going to get off but have to FAKE getting off, the moment you drop your trousers to reveal your laughable micro-penis. Imagine the despair we women feel as we have to settle for either a life filled with regret, or a life filled with lies as we find compatible sexual partners outside the relationship, who CAN get us off.
And you think being a man is tough. You weak-willed cretin.
P.S. the "average" penis size is about 3 inches too short.
Jeremiah Rivera
Nice bait, slut.
Nolan Robinson
I've noticed that only really trashy women care about dick size. Normal trashy ones care about money. good women don't exist.
Jose Wilson
is Sup Forums filled with tiny dick faggots? why are you getting so triggered?
Cameron Howard
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Juan Anderson
Bait but I'll bite.
Nope. A woman can cum off a tongue. She can cum off being fingered. Neither of those need to penetrate her 9 inches to make it happen either.
Technique is paramount. If you can't bring your woman to massive orgasm while she's fully clothed then how the fuck do you think you'll manage just by having a long penis?
You're an idiot. You are also a virgin who got his knowledge from watching porn.
Jackson Stewart
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Nathaniel Young
Im no Shane Diesel but I have a 7" x 6"er. If that's tiny, then she must fuck horses.
Wyatt Morales
>still not understanding that hitting the cervix is fucking painful It's not like your animus
Luke Robinson
CUTE
Brody Fisher
...
Carson Hall
>I mean what can I say.. >I... >Just really like big guys >It's not just height >Everybody's always talking height, but it's fine. >I mean, stance, too. >I really want to have trouble putting a hood on the guy, like.
Cameron Jones
>tfw no qt detective gf
Jordan Edwards
...
Noah Turner
:3
Parker Cruz
...
Alexander Williams
Webm of Rachel browsing Sup Forums please.
Sebastian Wilson
I laughed but you should look into killing yourself
Jackson Wilson
...
Lucas Wright
...
Ryder Phillips
Not fair, desu senpai
Daniel Campbell
Glad I never had a sister, though from what I hear from most guys that had them they're the least sexiest thing ever and that wincest is bullshit fantasy
Gabriel Smith
what did she ask him to do?
Hudson Robinson
same
it was always my friends that had hot sisters
Luis Hall
...
Luis Ross
Should I watch the second season of True Detective? I just finished the second season of Fargo.
Hunter Morgan
She ate his ass
Tyler Nguyen
>have sph fetish >get turned on by stuff like this >literally never fap to anything else >always use my finger and thumb to jerk off >have 8 inch dick
Life is so unfair, I'd give anything for a smaller dick. I've never even got laid because I know the girls will be so turned on by it and ruin the experience.
Christian Ward
You have to have some kind of incredibly fucked up childhood to have sexual feelings towards your family members, regardless of their attractiveness.
Incest fantasies/fetish and actual incestuous thoughts about your own family members are completely unrelated, as strange as it sounds.
^ this >everybody talks about length whats a good girth?
Joseph Ross
There's something magical about this image that always leads to at least 3 replies. Masterful bait.
Jason Bailey
'no'
Gabriel Harris
im really enjoying this thread
Robert Torres
Dude, she's so far in the closet that she's a citizen of Narnia.
Hudson Butler
...
Asher Hall
>3 replies >masterful really faggot?
Hudson Hughes
The onus is on you to prove that, I'm sick of every faggot on this board accusing celebrities of being gay but have no evidence beyond "well it's so obvious!"
Jaxson Nguyen
pegging
Nathaniel Green
considering it's big in everything else, i think it's her
Eli Bell
>tfw length but not girth
Connor Powell
Untrue. Show your sources.
Ryan Bailey
...
Daniel Rodriguez
whats acceptable or good girth?
Eli Morgan
...
Lincoln Rivera
evian bottle
Wyatt Ramirez
...
Dylan Morgan
5" ++ basically anything above average
Ethan Walker
I hope ASR's career takes off so when rachel gets too old she can replace her as the top pawg actress
Luke Nguyen
Anyone going to post the Stabby McStabby webm from the party?
Liam Sanchez
...
Aiden Ortiz
...
Jonathan Scott
...
Gavin Reed
SEASON 3 WHEN
Eli Sullivan
i made a woman cum by just making out
Brody Price
Got The night of Westworld
Carson Allen
ugly
Wyatt Kelly
White women love B.C - am I right!? KEK
Michael Morgan
That is true - and it only gets worse, since a majority of women are now fem-nazis.
Blake Moore
Nice try, bitch. You couldn't 1 v 1 ANY of us. Also, you got NOTHING, but a horse-shit face to fall back on.
William Miller
>kate beckinsale sends pics of his dick to their daughter
Nathan Sullivan
What doe sshe really say though
Robert Sanchez
>tfw small dick
the worst thing is that I KNOW all women want a big dick.
dick size and height, two things I can't do anything about, yet they are what matters most to a woman.
people use to joke "sucide when?" but I'm seriously considering it.