Is Rooney the best false 9?

Is Rooney the best false 9?

Who?

best at what?

the best false hairline maybe

>spotted the baldy
are you jealous m8?

best false footballer I reckon am i rite?

>false 9

Yes. He's the best in the world at silently dominating CBs.

savage

>false 9

>false 9

the best false at everything yeah

>false nine

Is Rooney the best false superstar?

After this season I'm convinced he's the best false football player. Whenever he gets onto the pitch it feels like watching someone's dad playing after a few pints.

>rooney
>the best
I didn't knew this was a "pretend it's 2007" thread.

>british genes
>age like milk
like clockwork

More like best false professional player

Best fat 9 maybe

Best false hairline for sure

estonia caca