Tfw no qt to go see La La Land with

>tfw no qt to go see La La Land with

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>haven't seen a film with qt since boyhood

how the fuck has that already been two years

It was 12 years.

>haven't seen a film with a qt since Rango

FUCK

FOOT PUSY!

>haven't ever even been with a girl
>haven't even held hands with one
>i still see movies by myself at least once a week

This is the only thing you need to see La La Land with.

i thought you meant you havent seen a film with a girl since you were a boy

Women are overrated and most are fucked up.

Learn to gay.

The gays I've met around my age have been just as bad or worse, that is to say boring, affected, and superficial
To be sure, I'm a kissless virgin of 23 who regularly masturbates to both mainstream hetero shit and gay porn and trannies, so I get the appeal, but I don't see how gays are any better

I don't think I can stomach another "Hollywood jerks off over itself, again" movie.

She has sexy feet.

Eh

Kinda ugly imo

>but I don't see how gays are any better

Their neuroses don't sync with the moon.
They can earn more money.
They can help out with DIY.
They don't age like milk.

i wanna fuck her soles until I die

I think her feet are wonderful. I'd love to get under her soles.

Meh, I'll stick to porn

Her feet are renown for their beauty.

Whiplash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> La La Land

i haven't seen either

>the last time I saw a movie with a qt was The Incredibles
>it was my mom

white people: the film

>i still see movies by myself at least once a week
look at this normie

Are these two getting maried yet? They are 2cute2gether

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being gay seems so much easier

bump

>tfw OP makes you realize that you haven't felt fully immersed and emotionally affected by movies in a long ass time
fuck you man

Reminder that the overwhelming majority of women are repulsed by footfags.

I'll watch it all by myself and fap every scenes of emma.

i don't think that's true. it's only a sample size of 2, but i've had 2 long-term gfs and they let both let me massage and kiss and slobber all over their feet.

bump

Being gay is easier unless you actually want love or at least a monogamous relationship.

T. Fag

the reason i dont like gays is that 99% are anti-social degenerates who don't want to get married and don't want to start a family.

They're social in the sense they want to suck every dick possible.

I'm gay and I hate it. At least you can find loyal women. With gays sex is so accessible even in a relationship you'll just be waiting to get cheated on.

>haven't seen a film with a qt

im heterosexual and i dont want to get married and dont want to start a family

no, you're a fag manchild

This.

You started and finished early.

I knew a guy who unironically wore this. It's no surprise he is the most cringe worthy person in existence. He literally wore this jacket while following a girl to her dance class after they said "hi" to each other on the bus and he expected her to let him in and watch.

I wanted to die when I heard this.

saw this last sunday. was fucking incredible. strongly recommend bringing a tissue and qt gf to see it.

>if he's into feet, say fuck it and let him sweep you off them

are you gay?