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are these good?

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no, the third is ok

The only thing Harry Potter related worth paying attention to, if you're intelligent, is Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by the esteemed kinoist LessWrong

Saw Goblet of Fire last night, it's not that bad

I still think Half Blood Prince is the worst

1st and third are good

maybe if you're a homosexual or a female(a girl) otherwise no

It was undoubtedly the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Whats with the hard on for Azkaban?

this is all you need to know

It's clearly the best film

Its the only one out of your tumblr tier movies that actually is close to a film instead of a studio project made for $$$

Why?

>CoS
>kino

delet

Deathly Hallows Part 1

>1st: didnt aged well
>2nd: Yeah its good hearty fun
>3rd: lot of people consider it the best in the saga, I consider it the worst.
>4th: good fun
>5th: somewhat boring
>6th: very boring
>7th breddy gud but falls short because its one of those "part 1 of the same book", there aren't many big things happening in it.
>8th: really fucking good.

Also: fantastic beasts and where to find them, is honestly the 2nd best movie in the franchise.

>4th: good fun

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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That is probably the worst list I've seen.

>No faust
>Quijote in god tier even though its shit
>Tolkien in shit
>100 years of solitude in low tier
>No fucking ernesto sabato.

>Director: David Yates
He is what JJ Abrams was to Paramount as he is to Warner Brothers. If you don't understand this then: A studio director, a director for hire, a no talent yes man.

Dat cinematography, dat lighting.

>How much they fucked up Goblet of Fire and Half Blood Prince

I don't like this guy that much, but he sums some of it up

youtube.com/watch?v=3hZ_ZyzCO24

You can also read this review
letterboxd.com/hawkballer/film/harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban/

>alright I can't wait for the Quidditch World Cup
>they skipped it
I remember a few people leaving the theater after that and I started swearing loudly

6>3>7>4>2>8>1>5>FB

>6 in top half
pleb

Only the first four

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>No custom intro

Fuck off

>Avatar

Good job whoever made that pic. I actually kekked when I noticed that.

How many years left has Quentin got on his Child Porn Jail Time?