Headlines that would make you cry tears of joy

Headlines that would make you cry tears of joy
>Mr.Bungle to reunite for forth album

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>John Frusciante rejoins RHCP and brings back that funky style on their new album
too bad this will never happen...why do you make me feel feels op?

Mr. Bungle is my favorite band but I don't know if I'd like a fourth album. They already have a flawless discography and I don't want a shitty comeback album to ruin that.

why would you even want this?

This. Let Froosh do his own thing.

>inernet can no longer afford electric bill; cd shops relevant again

"Someone at WB actually said they they thought we were "close" to having a hit record. The seemed to think that if we made a 4th CD it would be more accessible than anything else we'd done. Oh how little they knew us. Chances are, the 4th would have been 74 minutes of non-stop, unlistenable noise."
-Trevor Dunn

>Brian Wilson found alive and well in his house the morning after Christmas day

>Rap no longer considered music

>Kim and Thurston are getting back together

My heart would explode

>XXXtentacion has finally stopped doing all that emo queer shit and becomes Ski Mask's friend again

>XXXtentacion found dead in his prison cell from a prolasped asshole

>hip hop sales seeing a decline

this

Kys

>David Bowie faked death and is coming back with a followup to Blackstar

>Mike Patton retiring from music to focus on his egg sculptures

>found dead
That's too far. Knowing him being raped would give him some good material for some hype shit

>The new Tool album has released today, and it’s better than ever.

>David Sylvian is going on tour for the first time in 10+ years

>all the smaller and more obscure artists you really like are receiving the recognition they deserve

>Barenaked Ladies reunite with co-founder Steven Page for new album and world tour

>Mark Hollis comes out of retirement and announces Talk Talk world tour

I'd rather a new album but I would still weep

This would be so nice. I hope Steven Page is doing well.

>Joanna Newsom chokes on giant dik, permanently loses ability to sing

I would cry but they'd only be tears of joy if there was video footage

>Valfar reveals his death was a hoax, 5th Windir album soon
>Chuck Schuldiner used cancer as a cover for seclusion, secretly wrighting a new Control Denied album
>Quorthon descends from Valhalla after a prolonged vacation
>Lemmy: "Bitches couldn't distinguish between the death of a hangover. Again."

>swans will do one more tour before disbanding current lineup
I need to see them for a fith time

>Ocarinas become the most popular instrument, used in ten of the top selling singles of 2018

or
>David Bowied faked death and announces sequel album 2. Contamination

>Mods ban kpop

>Pagan Poetry sex tape footage leaked

>John Lennon Beat His Wife: Exclusive Confession from Former Lovers

>crappy new album
>cash grab tour with the same songs we've heard a million times
>cash grab reissues by Warner Brothers to coincide
The fact they haven't tarnished their reputation in this manner is a good thing

>ween come back album right around the corner according to Andrew Weiss.

>user feels ok for the first time

>Aspiring pop star Claire Boucher found dead in her apartment at age 29

>Tool release double album, announce tour with Meshuggah and Animals as Leaders

>In other news, Muhammed Suiçmez announces new Necrophagist album to be released next month, followed by a tour with All Shall Perish

This so much

>Jellyfish announces reunion, new album and tour in 2018

>Kurt Cobain passed out before pulling the trigger

Oh my god I would ascend into space. I would be overjoyed if that worthless cunt died.

>peeps death was all a hoax
>now he writes nothing but happy songs after a new found lust for life
But seriously.. bring peep back

>Kurt Cobain dead, ruled a suicide

John Frusciante releases collaborative album with Thom Yorke

>Anthony Fantano found dead after giving someone's favorite album a 6/10

>David Bowie found dead in his apartment again a few days after the release of his newest album

>[soundcloud rapper] dies

>Dire Straits reunite for new album

>King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard to spend months in arctic retreat training with Rush for collosal new double LP prog album

>Thom Yorke has died

I came here to post this

>GY!BE has rereleased their first album "All Lights Fucked..." on 33 cassette tapes hidden in separate independent record stores across North America

>Sonny Moore undergoes vocal cord surgery to regain his old voice, announces From First to Last tour playing Dear Diary... in its entirety

Other way around desu

Came here to post this.

As a Skrillex fan I 100% support this.
Even if I hate emo, it would still be better than the gay garbage he's doing now.

>Recording artist Robert Fripp alleged to have engaged in sexual acts with a minor

>Ariel Pink and John Maus announce new collaboration album

>related link: dgmlive.com/albums/december-3-1977-monitor-mixes
"John Wetton wasn't actually dead, Phil Collins doesn't have back and nerve damage; they just went into hiding to rehearse to form a godtier fusion group with Fripp"

>lil peep returns from the dead to destroy donald drumpf

Titled: Shitlord

This. I wish he didn't die, so I could go with my life without hearing about him multiple times a day.

Please no.
Let them fade into obscurity, and only after nobody cares, let them die with no news coverage.

>Former rapper Lil Pump has a near-death experience narrowly avoiding car accident, and decides to become a born-again christian and to devote his life to helping others.

>[You're waifu] announces retirement from music career, signs contract with vivid.com.

>Aphex Twin stops being a bellend and finally releases his entire body of work on his website, along with a detailed explanation of all the production tehniques used in each song.

Members of Justice apologise to fans for prank ongoing since Audio Video Disco and promise to go back to making real music like Cross.

this but unironically

>Alex Soros, son of Billionaire George Soros, under invertigation for murder of record producer Sophie Long, rumored to be an attack on the powerful Bogdanoff family.

>Snoop Dogg sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty of running underground prostitution and human trafficking ring

>European Union issues ban of Despacito song after death of three year old boy

>You're

you just got trolled lol

I think he's probably happier taking it slower and playing smaller theaters, releasing music on his own time. The two albums he's released since he left have been fantastic.

>Neutral Milk Hotel releases a new album

>bob dylan and joan baez marry & plan to drop an album

>Tim Smith recovers and Cardiacs finally put out LSD.

This

>new earl sweatshirt album announced

>Jeff Buckley's bastard son discovered and he inherited the Buckley voice

>"A golden age of music has just begun. The darkest night is over, bringing forth a bright new day"

Shame it will never happen. God I fucking hate cRap so fucking bad

cringe

>Sufjan Stevens to step aside amid sexual assault allegations

These for the love of god

The next day
>Bastard son of Jeff Buckley dies in car accident

Kek

Everybody’s Waifu is featured in the next fappening

>Lil Peep still dead

>Mark Linkous faked death and will releasing a new album with Jason Molina
as if that will happen

>Pop artist Grimes found dead in tragic boating accident

>Fugazi to reunite and play a string of shows on the east coast

This

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