Why are there no funny right-wing comedians?
Why are there no funny right-wing comedians?
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Funny you should post a picture of Tough Crowd. There was this italian fellow on that show that was amusing, but apparently he refuses to fly so he never really hit it big.
right wing people tend to have real jobs
seriously though everyone knows being anything but a disgusting libfag is career suicide in hollywood and all these guys want a sitcom or a movie etc.
>post an image from a right wing comedy show
really made me think
Think about why they weren't funny?
Nick DiPalo
They're all on Sup Forums
>who is Sam Hyde
There's a few of the regulars on tough crowd that weren't right wing as such, but you couldn't really describe them as lefty either.
>right wing people tend to have real jobs
Sure, sure.
Your mum?
>seriously though everyone knows being anything but a disgusting libfag is career suicide in hollywood and all these guys want a sitcom or a movie etc.
It's almost like "libfags" aren't racist, homophobic, gun toting, morons who hate other people for being smart.
But hey, keep calling people stupid for trying to make the world a better place. This entire planet is fucked and it's because most people think like you. I hope you know that.
because conservatism is not progressive
Eh i think mudshits are a bigger threat to world peace currently than straight white males.
Forgetting about someone OP?
holy fuck is that sam? he's a fat fuck now. did he just bulk and forget to start lifting? i know he used to be depressed, maybe it's setting in again.
You have to first be smart to be funny.
Colin Quinn
Greg Giraldo
Philip Geubels
Hans Teeuwen
Please tell me you aren't implying that liberals are intelligent.
Well conservatives definitely aren't funny, unless you count laughing at their ineptitude.
Colin was right of center. At least in those days. It's obvious he was one of those white, working class background folks that got really sick of the liberals' view of the world after 9/11. Don't know if he's still like that now.
This is not my favorite episode, but it's the most extreme I've found yet during this binge I'm on. From the cold open where he gives a big fuck you to Comedy Central for Chappelle's $50M deal, to Rich Vos' pathetic confession of his junkie past to the constant race and sex baiting from beginning to end. It's pretty brutal. Even if it's stupid at times, I'm just amazed Colin was able to keep this show on the air for as long as he did.
He's implying that anyone identifying as right wing isn't. How do you miss that?
>this sausage pizza isn't good
>ARE YOU SAYING PEPPERONI IS GOOD? ????
right wingers are fucking retarded and have no sense of humor
>le comedians are smart meme
They are dancing monkeys, desperate attention-whoring clowns. The lowest of the lowest filth. People looking up to them.. I have no words for them.
>Party that voted that got deceived by an orange skinned scam artist and business failure
>Smart
How's that "drain the swamp" coming along kiddo?
not all libs are smart
but all smart people lean left
Bill Cosby
Lisa Lampabelli
Adam Corolla
That's not true at all.
Liberterians and Classical Liberals have higher average IQs than SJW liberals
KEK
You're being dead-serious, that's the funniest part.
Libertarians are center-right in most countries and most smart people I've talked politics with (as in I thought they were smart before ever talking about politics) turned out to fall under that category.
CTR™ fat girls are still posting. God bless your fat little hearts.
Libertarians are what you call "classical liberals".
Libertarian is a term made by Americans who started using the term Liberal wrongly, to mean "leftist".
But conservative humor is the funniest of all
you have just proven to us all that you are retarded
holy shit this guy is awful. His delivery is painfully bad. This sounds like a 14 year old doing a bill hicks impression after reading to much Sup Forums.
This person thinks the right-wingers on here are southern religious conservatives.
The people supporting Trump are largely socially moderate/liberal types who are sick of high taxes (to pay for programs for minorities), high crime rates (from those minorities), a media that largely covers up these crimes, and the retarded 20 year olds who think that they are "smart" for supporting mass immigration from the 3rd world and ceaseless system of gibmedats.
Sam Kinison would like a word.
And thank you for correcting the record™
Also, stop eating.
Because only libshit comedy puts food on your table, obviously. /thread
>all smart people lean left
>James Woods – IQ 180. Woods aced his SATs, received a full scholarship to MIT (but dropped out to pursue acting). He also enrolled in the UCLA linear algebra course — while in high school!
Maybe you're not as smart as you think you are.
>three and a half minutes in
This is amazing television.
Fucking based. I thought Tim Allen and discount Baldwin were the only ones on our side.
they are to busy making jokes out of themselves
Bill Burr.
Philip en Hans rechts? Mwah
Because conservatism is about keeping things safe and orderly, so it's inherently unfunny, whereas liberalism is about being wildly retarded and having an altered perspective that allows you to point out the inconsistencies in things.
They both have their place in society.
After Eden is god tier (no pun intended.)
It's like if Norm McDonald was a hardcore fundie and wrote comics.
What?
Hollywood Conservatives:
Clint Eastwood
Bruce Willis
Jon Voight
Tom Selleck
Mark Wahlberg
Mel Gibson
Gary Oldman
Gary Sinise
Sylvester Stallone
Angie Harmon
Robert Downey Jr.
Jim Cavezial
Mindy Kalling
Good question.
Because the Left won the culture war, plus the (((suits))).
What the fuck? Since when is Mindy Kalling right wing?
It's a Catch-22. Big guys crash planes.
What about this guy?
it's going to fucking suck when clint dies
>leaving out based James Woods
Mindy Kaling is about as right as Stalin.
>It's almost like
This must be bait, but bravo on the Reddit impersonation.
You forgot based Arnold.
>accuses right wingers of hating people for being smart
>is liberal who doesnt understand the first thing about economics or the real world
Cant make this shit up
Youre forgetting my nigga chris pratt
>After Eden
Its like Kelly comics without the irony
They don't have a team of writers to prop them up
Patton actually tweeted this earlier today and wound up deleting it, then retweeting the original while claiming that he was being ironic. Look at his fucking time line. There was no irony here, yet liberals like him get away with this shit.
You b8ing way too hard. Calm down.
Damn, I miss Patrice O'Neal
>goes to dinner with A. Wyatt Mann
How does he get away with it? Surely the mainstream media should have hanged him by now
>conservatives vote to fuck themselves up harder in the ass
Can't make this shit up
>democrats scream and cry like children at the thought of trump winning
>then don't actually vote on election day
Better luck next time, losers.
Patton Oswalt is secretly alt-right.
The fellow next to him is Nick Bougas a.k.a A Wyatt Mann.
Also, Jim Goad. Another alt-right writer.
Because their racist, sexist, homophobic and classist jokes wouldn't be deemed socially acceptable.
That's less of a question in countries outside the United States where there isn't such a taboo around political correctness.
Because conservatism IS the joke, and conservatives just don't get it
>candidate refuses to release tax records
>Still elected by dumbfuck Republicans
Also when was the last time you heard someone say they want to move to a Republican stronghold state for their great schools, booming economy, and impressive infrastructure.
Bill Burr is a Bernie-bro who voted for Jill Stein, you aching dumbfuck.
Bob Kelly: How did we go from talking about arabs to black guys?
Patrice: That's Mr.I wrote a bunch of arab jokes and I wanna get em out
LMFAO this show was fucking great
>Bill Burr is a Bernie-bro who voted for Jill Stein
Liberals count Bernie supporters and third party voters as right wing saboteurs, so that's a double whammy.
But he isn't a liberal.
>Dropped out of high quality college to pursue acting
>smart
>B A S E D
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Ther not much funny about being the smartest person in the room.
I believe we'll see more right wing comedians in the future as the culture and values shift in the coming years, especially in the beginning when it's still rather edgy and counter culture to be right leaning these days, people like the idea of percieving themselves as different, even though it's nothing more but a "bandwagon" most is hopping on to
And if we give it some more time it'll be more left leaning if right wing thoughts become the new mainstream, and this is how it'll go on for quite some time, until the possible collapse of the west, thus giving us little time to deal with this bullshit in the first place
That's my drunken take on it at least
How stupid are you?
It's not about states, it's about school districts and counties. All red states have really good schools (the white ones) and really bad ones (the black and hispanic ones).
Just as all blue states have really good schools (the white and Asian ones) and really bad schools (the black and Hispanic ones).
This pattern is consistent in all 50 states (red or blue, north or south).
I'm going to assume that you are a kid because your level of understanding is that of a childlike amatuer
Are you literally retarded? Burr is as leftist as you can get. Hillary is a corporate neocon Rockefeller Republican -- of course he's not going to support that bullshit.
Burr has said he always votes third party. how does that make him left wing?
PATRICE!
This should have never been cancelled.
Yeah who wants to be a rich and famous Hollywood star when you can be one of Steve Jobs' tech slaves.
What an idiot!
they're blacklisted
Maybe he voted for a left-wing third party?
It doesn't. And Burr isn't "as leftist as you can get" either.
Ignore these communist shills. They post these witless, overly obvious, expositions that make even true liberals cringe.
>taking risks in life is dumb
The problem is comedians work by pointing our the intricacies and flaws of our society, political systems, etc. Because we live in such a (relatively) conservative country it's much easier to find things to mock if your a liberal. That's not to say it can't be done as a right winger, but even than its mostly libertarians as opposed to social conservatives (because you can't really mock something like gay marriage without being labeled racist). Plus, just geographically speaking most comedians come from liberal areas, because those in coal country really don't have the opportunity to break into the comedy scene.
i fucking hate clinton and retarded SJW libs, but that picture has been debunked several times, stop posting it, its fake as fuck
>maricopa county
>voted for democrat
>post is about one thing
>posts about something else completely because he can't counter
OP said funny.
now if you posted nick or charles I'd agree
the exception is not the rule
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This guy on World Peace is great, but who the fuck is he?
Bill Burr would be right wing if he hadn't married Nia.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.