Winona Ryder is 45 and looks better than most actresses in their late 20's

Winona Ryder is 45 and looks better than most actresses in their late 20's.

With Beetlejuice 2 and Stranger Things 2 on the way, are you ready for the Winona resurgence?

btw...Did the shoplifting thing really kill her career for a decade?

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>With Beetlejuice 2 on the way
i've got bad news familia

BJ2 will hopefully never happen. She's very good recently w/ Oscar Our Guy Isaac in Show Me a Hero.

She's a Jew. Nothing can kill her career. She was probably embarrassed and went into hiding.

Wut?

movieweb.com/beetlejuice-2-michael-keaton-not-happening/

>hurrr durrr antisemitism is hilarious

Kill yourself mate. Seriously. Walk into your bathroom and kill yourself, you insufferable piece of shit. The world is better without you.

When his McDonalds movie bombs and the pretentious people who pretended to like Turdman forget about it, he will come crawling for the BJ2.

sje looks like tina fey

Sure, an ugly version of her.

Are (((you))) mad?

>>(((76638547)))

he's in the new Spider-man...

Damn, she definitely needs to get slimed to save her career

only reason I watched Stranger Thigns

same

Yeah, she's still smoking hot. And the crazy just makes it better.

Am I mad when people make hateful comments about people relating to their religious/ethnic background?

Yup.

Based Mel BTFO this bitch... fuck you OP.

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I want that sweater

normally manic pixie dreams age horribly. she did alright

I hated her because of girl interrupted

What a terrible movie with characters with snowflake complexes

I want to marry Winona! I would even convert to Judaism for her!

OVEN DODGER
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Pathetic grovelling Mel that was exiled from the industry, causing him to have a nervous breakdown?

lol, Fuck him.

Cute as fuck.

Hope they get together in season 2.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A NEW SPIDERMAN?
FUCK THESE FUCKING HACKS MAKES SOMETHING NEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Waaah stop pointing out the obvious Jewish nepotism in Hollywood, the media, corporations, government, and academia waaaah
Why don't you neck yourself, reddit.

My ex loved that movie, didn't have the heart to tell her it was just a shittier OFOTCN.

She's not religious m8.

Her Dad is atheist and her Mother is buddhist.

if gibson calls someone an oven dodger then they're an oven dodger

I'd watch her in BJ2 if she stops waxing and shaving.

>the obvious Jewish nepotism in Hollywood

lel, they are better and more attractive actresses

deal wiv it

Its not even fucking close to a cuckoos nest knockoff

Girl interrupted has 0 substance or even meaningful contribution to the snowflake characters

The black nurse telling the dumb bitch she's just basically a narcissist with an ego was the sole point of any introspection in the movies part

Not a single cast member had any mental illness

Low test.

>Sitting on the net making bigoted comments you're too afraid to say IRL

HIGH TEST!

>Hey, B. I'm back from the store!
>*heh heh* Did you get any orange juice?
>Yup! I picked up some Beetle Juice, too!


I can't believe they greenlit this shit

Isn't she like 40+ and isn't married or has children?

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You want to do WHAT with me, user?

Here is your (you)

you mad mel?

That's the perfect woman.

> mfw no crazyeyes gf

So? Means she's available for multiple relationships.

Kira Kneightly and Natalie Portman took all of her roles post shoplift-gate, desu.

It was a pivotal shift in Hollywood's fortunes... shit movies were made with Kneightly and Portman and really degraded the industry... Prime Winona would have been better for Hollywood through those dark years

>multiple relationships.
Would you guys share Winona with other people?

I mean would you really want to see a Beatlejuice sequel made by current tim burton?

I bet she's vegan and goes jogging often

THIS IS NOW AN EERIE INDIANA THREAD.
POST "THANK YOU BASED OMRY'' OR MARSHALL AND SIMON WILL COME INVESTIGATE THE MYSTERIES OF YOUR ANUS.

Yup. I'm a younger guy so she'd probably be too embarrassed to be seen with me in public. I'd keep her bed warm :)

Why don't I ride her.

As long as the balls don't touch.

that bitch got nothing on WR

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Wait are you framing that as a compliment?

never married. no children. in the 90s she fucked pretty much every other dude in hollywood/rock n roll but she's been with this rando called Scott for a few years now.

I meant Tina Fey is an uglier version of Winona Ryder.

he owns Marc Jacobs

>never married. no children. in the 90s she fucked pretty much every other dude in hollywood/rock n roll

Erm she was with Johnny Depp and then the rockstar guy.

These rumours of her promiscuity are greatly unfounded.

Sony has to make one every 5 years or they forfit the rights.

dude...

Dave Pirner
Billy Jo Armstrong
David Duchovny
Robert Downey Jr
Matt Damon
Pete Yorn
Adam Duritz
Jamiroquai
Conor Oberst
Page Hamilton

there are others I can't remember...but in a decade thats a lot of rockstars/actors.

>ywn be dragged to award shows by prime noni

Why do you say that? I thought he was some eco-green-enviro guy from San Fran...

Oh okay.

she probably stole it

>Bitter alcoholic insulted a 5'3" girl
>Lol that's so kewl brah

Kys you pathetic child

There used to be a joke that if you wanted to be in a successful 90's alt rock band you had to fuck Winona or Rachel and Monica from Friends first.

Sounds like a pretty great deal to me.

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Bro calm down. This new Spider-Man is in the MCU! Also he's great:
instagram.com/p/BNII9UwA9ds/

>15 million Jews in the world and they are ALL IN ON IT!!!!!

Why don't YOU neck yourself, fucking paranoid schizophrenic faggot

lel fucking gas yourself kike, Mel's back and he made the film of the year that's gonna sweep the Oscars.

JIDF is strong in this thread. Thankfully the kike naturally fears the Catholic.

>Dave Pirner

Runaway Train has one of the saddest music videos of all time.
youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY

What's so wrong with appreciating a cute Jewish milf?

Courtney Love, who was Noni's friend in the 90s, once said "Courtney Love once said, "You're no one in music until you have feuded with me or until you sleep with Winona."

After the whole shoplifting thing went down, it was discovered that Cuntney Love's over prescribing quack painkiller doc was the same one who was giving Noni giant bags of opiates. More recently Love blamed her relapse into pills during the 00s on Winona, because she's just an awful human being with no accountability.

>Made a film starring a Jew in the leading role
>He sure sh-showed th-them

Fucking retard

Literally nothing. In fact my gf is Jewish. Still, JIDF be JIDFing.

Great band saw them live last year, rocked pretty hard.

>ywn....

>Using a kike to make money and work his way back into Hollywood so he can make the films h wants to make

Yes, what a fool. Stupid fucking kike faggot, go circumcise your neck with a chainsaw.

Ara ara~
But I'm just an old lady, user. Surely you wouldn't want to have sex with me...

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Yes he's a strategic genius that Mel.
I bet all that groveling and apologies was part of his plan to fuck over the Jews too.

There's a reason why Jews control the world. Because most of the world is filled with retarded mongoloids like yourself

Day of the Rope comes soon, Shlomo. Don't forget you are always one fuckup from everyone figuring you subhumans out and taking up arms against you yet again. How loud do you think you'll beg and plead for your subhuman life when the noose is around your neck?

damn and I thought pol was autistic

I beg to fucking differ.

Got nothing to say aside from a chimp out, huh nigger? Figures

Not a single person of colour in that list.

90's girls

hhhhngg.... i have always like her... ever sins i saw Bram Stokers Dracula....

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>But I'm just an old lady, user. Surely you wouldn't want to have sex with me...

I really want to be her boytoy.

I'd be your goy toy any day, Winona!

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>tfw no qt kike gf

It's too bad she is a lesbo annoying dyke jew.

Her recent photos are stunning.

She literally has no wrinkles.