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girls who aren't normies are huge crazy bitches.

You did the right thing.

/fr/

koth sucks

tfw no gf

He wasnt allowed to do laundry or something that with the people he was staying with or something, I dont remember exactly. But yeah

find it hilarious that many of your own countrymen even find this general unbearable and would rather post in /brit/

Was it autism?
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dammit bobby

>yellow fever
yes

oh fuck off everyone here is boring
the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
iroquois and south dakota post anime
ryan whines about not having a gf
arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
i post an ugly boy
oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians

the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s

no one cares namefaggot

Taking a poop rn

youtube.com/watch?v=xggd9d6msZo

>british cuisine

You have no critique of my posts.

I guess that makes me the best poster.

the gf

>find it hilarious that many of your own countrymen even find this general unbearable and would rather post in /brit/

stop
stealing
posts

used to get debt collectors and medical phone mail all the time, and they constantly left messages that i ignored
fucking wrong number fucks

THIS is the ideal female body.

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lol soccer

Looks like a little Swedish boy in a dress.

don't mind me just flooding the (You) economy

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Twiggy is the thinking man's Sophia Loren.

She will grow on you.

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I'd put my dick in her mouth if you catch my drift.

*rents the catamite for an hour*
I'll take her to the /cum/ mansion

>I post a british fashion model from the 60s and meme the shit out of her because I want that to be my "thing"

kys

/cum/ in one post

Whiskey

>posting a turkish whoreman

Poster power ranking
1. Me
2. Texas
3. Bucks
3. Everyone else
4. POWER GAP
5. Sanfran

>go to /brit/ to see what our countrymen are posting in the "better" thread
>cuckold porn

needing anzu kız arkadaş

Fuck you
Clack is officially a better poster than you now

>Texas above Ravioli

The shittiest /cum/ posters are in /Brit/ most notably Edmonton

Official Oregon power rankings:
1. Clack
-Power Gap-
10. Portland
-MASSIVE POWER GAP-
100000000000000000000000000. Lane

Poster power ranking revised
1. Me
2. Texas
3. Ravioli
4. Oyster + CIA power couple
5. Bucks
6. Everyone else
7. DOUBLE POWER GAP
183. Sanfran

>Center with an re
This is because Lane's flag reminds me too much of Centre County.

uhhh
.
.
.
Jeb!

1. Bucks
2. Montgomery
3. Lehigh
10000000000000000000000000. Centre

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-== OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKS ==-

1. non-flagposters
>>>power gap

Imagine being Californian and getting triggered by a flag

THIS is the power of Lane County.

Imagine being Californian

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Nope, noflaggers consistently respond to b8 and are obsessed with footkraut, Denmark and other proxy gimmicks

What did you mean by this

Revised Oregon list since Lane's flag is much better than Centre's:
1. Lane
10. Clack
100. Portland

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DELET

*crosses a covered bridge*
Ahh yes

Big fan of this bridge. Very nice.

Portland deserves to be lower, it's full of homeless bums and sjws.

>noflaggers ranking posters based on the city they're from
kys

>words on a flag
why

>1925

oh wow, it's nothing

>tfw cunt with the world's longest covered bridge

I'll show you a covered bridge.
*whips out dick and puts on a condom*

It's alright

back from the museum.

pls visit our bridges

>this bridge crosses from canada and into england
what a marvel of anglo engineering

>feet
triggered

How do you learn to drive without killing yourself in the process? The roads are so dangerous.

visit mine

bicycle

By not driving on roads with traffic until your comfortable driving.

Time for sports /cum/.

using imperial measurements colloquially is anglo culture

Golden Gate Bride > Literally every other bridge in existence

ok

you get use to it. it's not as dangerous as you think

grim

i just passed my driving test, here's what i did:
>empty parking lot
>empty suburb
>busy suburb
>country roads at 80km/h
>muti lane roads at 80km/h

took 2-3 months with my parents

even if you crash you probably won't die

>it's not as dangerous as you think
40,000 americans died in car crashes in 2016. caging is dangerous.

Taxation is theft.

got some cinnamon flavored pepsi and it tastes like whiskey desu

this


now get out haitano

this is what I listend when I explore a new planet
youtube.com/watch?v=s6O52sAFu6c

>"Golden" gate bridge
>actually orange
shiggy

i imagine it would taste like fireball

but you're a leaf, your test is probably easier

Taxation is theft.
Also, fuck roads.

thoughts?

fuck americans

>country full of poos and chinks
>making the test easy
I sure hope not

fuck Canadians (except the cute yellow ones, they are all right by my book)

You'll never get a girlfriend, Ryan.

drinking brio, smoking some dope and browsing /cum/

what are you up to?

shallow and pedantic