Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER

>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER

At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker

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Better than a Nicholas Nigger

Martin Masturbater.

Don't be a...MANNY MASTURBATER

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I'm more of a Carl Crablegs, tbqh

I'm definitely a William Wanker

Johnny Jerker is more appropriate

Why don't they do a PSA about loud niggers yelling at the screen?

I've never been disturbed by a texter. Hell people who don't know how to chew food properly is louder than a phone beeping.

Honestly people laughing bother me more than people texting. nobody even keeps ringtones on anymore.

This nigga just farted.

They should play this before every movie

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At least I'm not a Franklin Falconer.

Everyone in this thread is a Robbie Reddit

>implying it's the guys that do this

There is literally NOTHING WRONG with picking your nose

how about a Betty bring my fucking baby to a 10:30 PM show and ruin it for fucking everyone

It's fun being a Fenton Fondler.

>Willy Wanker
Missed opportunity

Betty Breeders are the worst.

Shaniqqa Shut the fuck up

ITT Alliteration Andys

>tfw Ii never get to see in front of a Tessa takes her shoes off and puts her feet on your chair