Nick Offerman Age 46

>Nick Offerman Age 46
>Megan Mullally Age 58

Why do you marry a woman that is 12 years your senior?

People are sometimes into weird stuff like that

Some sort of mommy fetish?

because hes a major cuck irl

Sometimes older women know how to fuck like rabid badgers.

If you find one, keep her.

can you imagine nick offerman calling her mommy

this
>wanting to fuck an old woman

what shitty """advice"""

Megan Mullally was sexy as fuck on Will and Grace.
I don't like this granny feminist look she's going for now, but I would have married her as she was on W&G.

you know they do sell testosterone supplements these days, right? it really helps guys in your situation

It is good advice though. Helps you know how to deal with the bullshit girls your age/younger bitties put you through. The sex experience helps too. Like damn you're not gonna marry her, right?

pussy game is ridic

I'm dating sometime 19 years my senior. I just can't deal with immaturity.

>tfw I'm 20 and more attracted to women in their 30s
I don't have mommy issues, do I?

>21 years older than me
Would marry in a heartbeat.

>mfw i'm not attracted to anyone around my age

They're all so fucking stupid and immature. Older women don't even bother with me so i'm fucked.

Because she's hot

Because she's funny

Because she's a talented comedian

Because she's not an idiot like Amy Schumer that resorts to acting like a buffon and then claiming feminism to avoid feeling like a clown

not unless you actively want to call her mommy
generally you know if you have real mommy issues, it's not a very subtle thing

because you love her?

mommy c-can I kiss you on the lips?

nigger shes hot as fuck

Does everyone in this thread just want to fuck their moms because that's all I'm getting out of this.

Look at it this way
I'm 23 and refuses to date anyone under 28
Have you ever met a 23 years old girl?
Yes i said girl not woman

you do too you're just too ashamed to admit it

>the hands
you just knoww

basically.

i suggest you leave because that's what i'm doing.

what did they mean by this?

I'm friends with this girl who I wish would be my fuck-buddy and while she's usually playful and silly, we DO have mature conversations, and she knows when to get serious. She's 22.

welp look between her legs because you want to fuck a dude faggot

but bro her tits are huge and she's got crazy hips

I really like hips..

Because she's gorgeous and funny, and everyone who knows her says she's like the nicest lady in the world. I'd marry an older woman like that if I could find one.

Only sensible posts ITT.

I'm 25 and the youngest girl I fucked this year was 16, the oldest was 42

Were lucky to find anyone we love enough to marry, if we actually give thought and consideration to relationships. Worrying about age gaps is silly in light of that knowledge.

t. permavirgin that thinks porn and his stupid fucking gook cartoons are real life

>42
im jealous

Not at all. That's when they're actual women and not just girls. Women who have their shit together are hot. (Also females around that age really like to fuck.)

>tfw dating someone 15 years older than me
>tfw she's asian and looks young

There's no way she isn't crazy in bed.

Still not enough to bridge that gap though.

Ohoho, wait till menopause kicks in for her, man. It's hits asian women like a fucking train.

sometimes younger women do as well. either way, it doesn't matter, you fuck them like a rabid badger. toss them around and fuck em silly and get on with your day.

time bomb

>tl;dr Maturity. Source: dated a 30 y/o when I was 21 for 6 months, and it was easily the only time I was able to relate to someone I was dating.

I grew up in a poor household with my brother and a single mother in a fairly well-off neighborhood. Like, we'd miss meals and shit and I was working/helping with rent when I was 16.

I tried dating girls my own age, but it was fucking impossible when their "problems" where that their parents had grounded them or whatever, when I had to do shit like beat up my mom's abusive alcoholic bf at the age of 15, or work all weekend so we wouldn't be homeless. Whenever they cried about stupid shit, or tried to manipulate me or whatever, I just couldn't be bothered.

When I dated the 30 y/o, it was completely different. She kept her problems in perspective. She didn't play any mind games (probably because she realized it'd be fucking ridiculous to do so with someone 9 years younger.)

We broke up because she was ready to get married and shit, and we both knew I wasn't. Even that was handled with complete maturity and honesty, as opposed to the shitshow of breaking up with girls my own age.

...

I'm her publicist, thanks for this info. We've been researching ways to make her fuckable at 58.

I hope she's really rich and she lets him fuck young chicks or escorts.
Otherwise he is just stuck taking care of that nanny in his 40s.

>be 25
>have a date with 19 year old

I don't know how I feel about this

When he came to my uni and did a comedy thing he said she was crazy nice, had a nice singing voice, and gave him blowjobs on the reg

Yeah, I've heard that. But she should have a few good years left.

She's basically a grandma afraid of dying alone.

>be 24
>in love with this 19 year old
>cucking her boyfriend to boot

Once she realizes my age means jack shit I lose. I'm too happy to actually care, though.

Is that the Stannis advisor?

Love?

I'm gonna advise you to fuck and not take it further.

I know this is cliche, but once a cheater always a cheater. If she cheated with you, she will cheat on you.

Thanks, Rory.

I advise avoiding drama as much as possible

may include side effect of extended virginity

no. i want to fuck my dad.

>Her biological clock is suffering from a midlife crisis
>She doesn't look 58
>At that age she can go to a Paramore concert and nobody trolls her that's she's too old for that type of concert
>mfw

>you know they do sell testosterone supplements these days, right?
Such as?

What a nice gentleman

but they're literally dating

Had a fuckbuddy that was 9 or so years older than me, closing in on 40, but seriously looked like she was 30 at the most.

Was into rape play, struggle fucking, having the shit choked out of her. She was amazing.

Ever wonder why you never see a good looking old asian woman?

They're borrowing. They borrow time and any semblance of youth from their future selves when they're young, get you married to them because they're so freaking hot. Then one day BAM. They're Jack Nicholson overnight.

White women are Jack Nicholson caked in makeup from 30 onward.

I can't imagine a single man in existence working harder to keep his woman happy than this guy.

Prepare to roll your eyes with how goddamn stupid she is and the dozen social media apps she'll communicate with you through rather than just texting or calling.

That's just women in general.

My girlfriend is almost 5 years younger than me and she's still in high school, I think as you get older age become even less of a social separator.

That's what worries me.
I'm hoping she's "beyond her years"

So that you both die around the same time.

Remember when Nick Offerman was on Deadwood?

>My girlfriend is almost 5 years younger than me and she's still in high school

What the fuck

Oh wait, I forgot I was on Sup Forums. Carry on.

>mommy
>not onee-san

Because its hot.

>girlfriend is almost 5 years younger than me and she's still in high school
Unless you live in a 3rd world country where marriage proposals are made with burlap sacks instead of diamond rings there is no way that this is socially acceptable.

Nigga, don't be stupid. Back in my highschool days all the girls pretty much wanted to date college boys.

4real. I never understood how guys in their mid twenties + could date teenagers and not feel pathetic. There is no way it couldn't be a pure desperation move.

What the fuck could you possibly have in common? The only reasons you could possibly be dating her are for sex and just to "have" a gf, while she's probably only dating you because older people seem cool when your young.

In my HS days, I'd occasionally see or know a girl dating a guy in their 20s.

They were always kind of the bottom of the barrel though. DYEL, constant drugs/drinking, no real direction in life, still living with parents, etc.

It was pretty obvious that they were dating HS girls because girls their own age found them kind of pathetic. The girls they dated were generally pretty low-tier too (the less shitty ones didn't want to date somebody with zero direction.)

I remember being 16, and going to a party where a 14 y/o was dating a 23 y/o. Shit, even as a 16 y/o I refused to date anybody below 15.

I could generally use them to get alcohol for me though, so that was pretty cool.

Because sometimes there's just something that just clicks. That's just how love is sometimes.

pussytastebetter

Why does it need to go back to the mother? I mean I understand the whole freudian thing but there are so many people, especially women, that play a significant role a child's upbringing its hard to believe it always comes back to one of two people.

I'm not in my mid twenties or 20s even, I'm 19 and she's 15, does that make you guys feel better? holy shit.

>your gf was born in 2001

after 9/11 too, she's adorable and I love her