CL and EL babby qualifying draw

In 20 bings

>CL First qualifying round draw

Seeded
The New Saints (WAL)
Linfield (NIR)
Víkingur (FRO)
Hibernians (MLT)
FC Santa Coloma (AND)

Unseeded
Alashkert (ARM)
La Fiorita (SMR)
Europa (GIB)
FCI Tallinn (EST)
Trepça '89 (KOS)

>CL Second qualifying round

Group 1
Seeded
Salzburg (AUT)
Ludogorets Razgrad (BUL)
APOEL (CYP)
Qarabağ (AZE)
Partizan (SRB)

Unseeded
Žalgiris (LTU)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Dudelange (LUX)
Budućnost Podgorica (MNE)
Samtredia (GEO)

Group 2
Seeded
Kobenhavn (DEN)
BATE Borisov (BLR)
Astana (KAZ)
Rijeka (CRO)
Sheriff (MDA)
Hapoel Beer-Sheva (ISR)

Unseeded
Žilina (SVK)
Kukës (ALB)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Budapest Honvéd (HUN)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Spartaks Jūrmala (LVA)

Group 3
Seeded
Celtic (SCO)
Legia Warszawa (POL)
Maribor (SVN)
Malmö (SWE)
Rosenborg (NOR)
FH Hafnarfjördur (ISL)

Unseeded
Dundalk (IRL)
Vardar (MKD)
Zrinjski (BIH)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Winner of first qualifying round tie
IFK Mariehamn (FIN)

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uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000877/index.html
uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
uk.soccerway.com/teams/luxembourg/fc-progres-niedercorn/6943/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Stream would be on uefa.com btw

Those are actually pretty fun

EL 2nd qual round is being drawn too right?

and EL draw would be in a bong

Group 1
Seeded
Trenčín (SVK) 6.850
Maccabi Tel-Aviv (ISR) 23.375
İnter Bakı (AZE) 6.050
Dacia Chisinau (MDA) 3.650
Shirak (ARM) 3.775

Unseeded
Shkëndija (MKD) 3.375
Gorica (SVN) 3.375
Mladost Lučani (SRB) 3.075
Tirana (ALB) 1.825
Torpedo Kutaisi (GEO) 1.775

Group 2
Seeded
Lech Poznań (POL) 10.950
Kairat Almaty (KAZ) 5.550
Altach (AUT) 6.570
Levski Sofia (BUL) 4.425
Zirä (AZE) 3.550

Unseeded
Sutjeska (MNE) 3.300
Differdange (LUX) 3.475
Chikhura Sachkhere (GEO) 3.025
Atlantas (LTU) 1.825
Pelister (MKD) 1.125

Group 3
Seeded
Mladost Podgorica (MNE) 3.550
Beitar Jerusalem (ISR) 5.875
Milsami Orhei (MDA) 4.900
CSKA Sofia (BUL) 4.175*
Vojvodina (SRB) 9.075

Unseeded
Irtysh Pavlodar (KAZ) 3.550
Ružomberok (SVK) 2.350
Fola Esch (LUX) 3.475
Vasas (HUN) 1.900
Gandzasar-Kapan (ARM) 1.775

Group 4
Seeded
Videoton (HUN) 8.650
Ordabasy (KAZ) 4.050
Botev Plovdiv (BUL) 4.675
Jagiellonia Białystok (POL) 4.450
Slovan Bratislava (SVK) 7.350

Unseeded
Dinamo Batumi (GEO) 1.525
Pyunik (ARM) 3.275
Partizani (ALB).075
Široki Brijeg (BIH) 3.550
Balzan (MLT) 1.300

Group 5
Seeded
AEL Limassol (CYP) 8.210
Crvena zvezda (SRB) 7.325
Osijek (CRO) 5.550
Željezničar (BIH) 4.800
Rabotnicki (MKD) 3.875

Unseeded
Zeta (MNE) 2.550
Tre Penne (SMR) 1.566
UE Santa Coloma (AND) 1.233
Floriana (MLT) 1.050
St Joseph's (GIB) 0.500

cont.

Group 6
Seeded
Skënderbeu (ALB) 6.825
Valletta (MLT) 4.550
FK Sarajevo (BIH) 5.300
AEK Larnaca (CYP) 6.210
Rangers (SCO) 3.785

Unseeded
Lincoln (GIB) 3.000
Progrès Niederkorn (LUX) 1.225
Zaria Balti (MDA) 2.150
Folgore (SMR) 1.066
Sant Julià (AND) 0.733

Group 7
Seeded
Haugesund (NOR) 4.165
Ventspils (LVA) 5.725
Vaduz (LIE) 4.450
Midtjylland (DEN) 16.300
Domžale (SVN) 4.125

Unseeded
Derry City (IRL) 2.315
Flora Tallinn (EST) 3.050
Bala Town (WAL) 1.525
Valur Reykjavík (ISL) 1.925
Coleraine (NIR) 0.900

Group 8
Seeded
Stjarnan (ISL) 4.175
St Johnstone (SCO) 6.535
Olimpija Ljubljana (SVN) 4.625
Dinamo Minsk (BLR) 10.975
Crusaders (NIR) 3.900

Unseeded
NSÍ Runavík (FRO) 1.450
Liepāja (LVA) 2.225
VPS Vaasa (FIN) 2.030
Trakai (LTU) 1.575
Shamrock Rovers (IRL) 3.065

Group 9
Seeded
IFK Norrköping (SWE) 4.945
Odd (NOR) 5.665
HJK Helsinki (FIN) 10.530
Ferencváros (HUN) 3.900
Nõmme Kalju (EST) 4.800

Unseeded
Jelgava (LVA) 2.975
B36 Tórshavn (FRO) 2.450
Connah's Quay Nomads (WAL) 1.275
Ballymena United (NIR) 0.900
Prishtina (KOS) 0.000

Group 10
Seeded
AIK (SWE) 9.945
Shakhtyor Soligorsk (BLR) 7.475
KR Reykjavík (ISL) 5.175
Lyngby (DEN) 4.800
Levadia Tallinn (EST) 4.050

Unseeded
Bangor City (WAL) 1.275
Cork City (IRL) 2.565
SJK Seinäjoki (FIN) 2.780
Sūduva (LTU) 1.825
KÍ Klaksvík (FRO) 0.700

>2nd quali round teams (seeding tbd):
Galatasaray (TUR) 58.840
Astra Giurgiu (ROU) 17.870
Hajduk Split (CRO) 11.550
Apollon Limassol (CYP) 10.710
Mladá Boleslav (CZE) 10.135
Luzern (SUI) 9.415
Brondby (DEN) 8.800
Gabala (AZE) 7.800
Aberdeen (SCO) 6.785
Utrecht (NED) 6.712
Sturm Graz (AUT) 6.570
Panionios (GRE) 5.580
Bnei Yehuda Tel-Aviv (ISR) 4.875
Dinamo Brest (BLR) 3.975
Östersund (SWE) 3.945
Brann (NOR) 3.665
Yes

Actually the seeding is known, just not the groups
Bnei Yehuda and everything lower is unseeded

uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000877/index.html
The stream

Expectations
>Alashkert
Northern Irish or Welsh team in the first round because meme country games would be skippable (and embarassing to watch if we lose)
Hapoel in the second round because MUH JOOS
>Pyunik
Jewish, Turkish, Georgian, Albanian or "Kosovar" teams in the second round for meme value
>Shirak, Gandzasar
Cuck teams filled with negroes, who cares

Who /lifelong/ here

>Unseeded
>Žalgiris (LTU)

Fuck UEFA we should have finally been seeded this year, but some meme team won somewhere and were not. AGAIN.

for me, it's Sup Forums la fiorita

blame Sherrif Tiraspol, last 2 years they came 2nd to goal difference but convinced their FA to play a game between 1st and 2nd to determine the champion

they won in both instances

>it takes them 5 whole fucking minutes to rig the draw
uhh, I mean separate Arm/Aze teams and Srb/Kos teams! Yeah, that's what takes 5 minutes!
And you're in the group of death too, gl playing group stage level teams

What's the point of having games for these loser teams, when their chances of winning the championship is zero?

Rangers v Red Imps please. £114 return to Faro from Glasgow. I'm like a kid at Christmas.

Gl playing (((Linfield)))
Because progressing to the group stage is a victory for them already
Don't forget that there's like 10 teams total that have a chance to win the championship, and even that is a stretch, we all know that it's Halal, Messhit or Buyern

what's the point of having non european or south american teams in the World Cup since they are the only ones that have a chance to win it?

What a fucking loser lol
I don't even go to the stadium which is a 10 minutes walk from here, I think the games are fucking free to watch too, at least that's the way it was when I was a kid

rip zalgiris

>Ludogorets
Haha, enjoy having even a lower ranking

>Serbia vs. Montenegro
>Georgia vs. Azerbaijan
Yeah, not rigged guys

Our goal is to advance to 3rd round so we could then go to late EL qualification stages. But this year we have no chance of even doing that.
Yeah, but we get them all the time by being unseeded. Last year was pretty close and we would have advanced if Astana didnt score in the last seconds of the 2nd match.
Also, pls no Salzburg.

hope sherrif tiraspol get based honved and get knocked out

fuck trasnistrian commies

>zhey will play against zhe winnar of zhe first match of zhe first qualifying round

dundalk will knock out FH yet again

screencap this

Aren't Sheriff owned by the Moldovan mafia or something?

Ok, Pyunik is the only hope now
Starting from next year you'll have all the losers from early rounds go to the EL qualifying.
In fact there would be a champions route for the EL qualis, this not only gives a good second chance for shit countries but also will improve the team quality at EL

what? Alashkert has a decent chance

Bate is a fucking CL group stage regular

>celitc- linfield

Where were you when "the troubles" started again?

Linfield vs Celtic

Yeah 2nd worst team we could have got. Also, another team we will face with 40 million player worth.
Then next year is our year la

they got beaten by astana and dundalk last year kek

>only ones that have a chance to win it?
USA winning a World Cup will be inevitable. Just a matter of time.

>yfw Linfield bring on a flute band at half time

when is the EL draw

15 bings

13:00 CET

Yeah, when the (((master plan))) is complete US youth would be all hispanic and black, then US might have a good side
>40 million player worth
where do you check it

Kek
salzburg posted links to scottisch hibs and flora tallinn on their facebook page. Their page seems to be "professionally" run.

You can check it on transfermarkt.de m8

can't wait for albanians to storm Vikingur's facebook page

"SHQIPTAR

why is it always muslims who do this? look at the fb comment section of any big european club and it's 90% arabic.

Is there a liveblog anywhere? I'm not at home right now.

they're mentally underdeveloped

this thread desu

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Is Vardar Skopje any good?

It's THERE YEA LA

STARTING NOW

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/botev/ here btw

It takes much time and I dont know most of the teams, but gonna watch.. got nothing better to do

Panionios better get a good draw, they're a good team

Thanks
I had no idea our teams are worth something

>Jews v Hungarians

wtf is this shit? Where is Real Madrid and the other teams?

Anyone knows anything about partizani albania?

they didn't pay their taxes and have been demoted to the mexican league

>New Saints from Wales or Europa from Gibraltar

this sounds easy for Croatian champion, or am I wrong?

Gonna need a quick rundown on Progrès Niederkorn. Glad we avoided the Moldovan team desu

I'm half Macedonian so I know them a bit. Vardar are very dominant in the Macedonian league, which is improving a lot. There's a rivalry with Shkendija, who are backed by some shady Dubai company and are effectively an Albanian team. Due to this rivalry Vardar has gotten a lot better and they're developing nice young players as well, as evidenced by the fact that a lot of Vardar players are in the Macedonia U21 team currently playing at the Euros. Vardar are backed by a rich Russian, and he has built a completely new world-class training facility. The Vardar men's handball team just won the Champions League (beating Barcelona in the semi-final and PSG in the final). I would rate the following players as the most important players: Igor Aleksovski, Boban Grncharov, Darko Velkovski, Hovhannes Hambardzumyan, Stefan Spirovski, Nikola Gligorov, Juan Felipe, Dejan Blazhevski and Jonathan Balotelli (kek).

Aside from this, Malmö are still heavy favourites in my eyes. They have a better squad and also the advantage of being match-fit as the Allsvenskan is already underway.

This is only the qualification-round draw.

>Cyprus vs Gibraltar

Boban Grncharov is a stable defender, used to play for >us 4or 5 years ago.

>Finished 4th in their league
>Average attendance of 710
>Their guy Remi Laurent 2nd league goalscorer

Not much more to say than it should be an easy game.

uk.soccerway.com/teams/luxembourg/fc-progres-niedercorn/6943/

I know that their key player (or at least key forward) is Tigran Barseghyan from the Armenian NT
And that guy is fucking bullshit, I don't even know why he's invited on the team, he fails everything he can fail. I can easily conclude that Macedonian teams are shit tier

>faroe isles
for fuck's sake, me and my dad were thinking of travelling to the away game

Thx for the info, yeah they are good in handball saw the match against Kristianstad. I think home is no problem but the away game will be really difficult..

That Algerian centre half played with Hearts if it's the same guy i'm thinking about.

>Bosnia
>Funland
>Esti
>Armenia

EASY
A
S
Y

isn't it literally a boat's trip away though

>teams finishing 4th in fucking luxembourg enter european competition at the same stage as
>us

hmm

Yes, he played briefly with Kilmarnock as well

kek the finish team literally has two Jamaicans in it. haha

if non celtic teams would get past maltese and faroese clubs things would be easier

>Eesti
>Armenia
>Suomi
>Yemen

Next draw in one bong?
I'd go there but my dad only wants to travel to places with sun.

yes

You might have more luck in the nezt round.

Banter years keep on rolling

A /lifelong/ VPS supporter here. Andre Clennon is a pacebabby as can be expected of a Jamaican winger. Mostly sits on the bench tho. Steven Morrissey was godly (and a pacebabby) when he first came in around 2014 or so, but injuries took a toll on his speed. He's still a good striker for this level.

You know about the regional groupings, right?
Didn't you find it strange that northern teams always get northern teams as opposition?

Because you're shit
St. Johnstone can't even win against shit tier Armenian clubs
Just deal with it, all non-EPL clubs from British Isles except Celtic are Luxembourg tier.

>Norrköping got Kosovo
lel, we might see some goalscoring record.

You play Olimpija. They are shit now. Mandarić (former Portsmouth and Lester City owner) bought like 20 players in the winter and they only won like 5 games out of 20 in the spring. He also changed 3 coaches in the spring. They have lots of youth internationals for Slovenia, Macedonia. Dunno what to expect.

literally our year la

Rangers, remember it

Armenia has a chip on his shoulder for some reason.

>FRO
what?

>Literally worse than Aberdeen

????

Faroe Islands, a danish colony in the north sea.

Wake up grandpa, 2008 was 27 years ago, Rangers today is a meme, it would be the same as me remembering Ararat with Eduard Margaryan as the 1975 CL top goalscorer

What?

>tfw Henrik Larsson is the all time UEFA cup/Europa League goalscorer

2008 has literally nothing to do with the current Rangers who are a 5 year old club

Beware of what you say, this lad will make Rangers great again and he's available for Yurop.

literally who

RANJURS DIED

Just googled him, he's going to be a bust. Latin Americans NEVER do well in the SPFL

But that's exactly what I meant. 2008 was the last year Rangers were relevant, I even compared it with 1975 Ararat you bong
>he likes to watch Ongabongas from South Zanzibar and Shitpostinhos from the Amazon jungle to carry his team
Top cuck, at least I have the decency to not follow Shirak and Gandzasar because they are blacked.

>all this salt from european minnows who are just as ass-blasted as septic fans

Finlandbro knows whats up. I can't wait to see him play.