ITT: say something nice about sufjan stevens

well?

he's sexy

Does he really arrange all of his own stuff? If so then he's got a real talent for it.

He deadass led me back to Church. Thanks for saving my soul, Soof.

I Walked was a great song

I heard he's got one of the biggest cocks in the music business. We're talking coke can levels of thickness.

I'm a straight man but that sounds unpleasant. Do girls/gay dudes enjoy that?

He is white.

i straight up can't

sorry i tried

no

maybe gays but no one gonna be taking it

The original douche with an acoustic guitar.

he's one of my favorite artists.

He’s a devout Christian who includes references to his faith in his music yet somehow doesn’t make it seem forced. (On the flip side he has major mommy issues and he’s been projecting that whole “I can write music that your kids could fall asleep to yet have lyrics that will make your soyboy panties wet” image for like 15 years.)

He's not one of them straights, even though you'd never know it from how unfabulous his music is.

Yeah me too, I used to tease him all the time when I was a little younger and too cool for high school, but now he's easily in the top 10 of my favorite musicians.

Yes. If a dick is less than 7 inches and thin, I hardly feel it

t. girl

Stupid hat.

Really? :(((((((((((((

Why do some girls lie about this then?

Oh, also, I love the fact that Sufjan is a Christian and hasn't held back on creating music that involves explicit Christian lyricism like with Seven Swans, for instance.

The rumors are definitely true desu.

he doesn't just arrange it, he plays nearly every instrument too

His Christmas albums are required listening, if you're into Christmas music.