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>manface
>no ass
>fridge body
Why do people find Delores attractive?

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generals are cancer

She's a pleasant blonde girl. There used to be a time when that was enough.

She's charming and pleasant, with a wholesome vibe. Find myself simultaneously compelled to protect her, and wanting to wreck her. Plus, I like her jawline just fine

She's Westworld's version of a Disney princess.

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Am I the only one who feels the multiple timeframes feel too artificial and forced?

So many things have to line up just right so they can cut to another timeframe to cause confusion or the feeling that it's all sequential, like hosts in the background or the fact that the same buildings, graffiti, number of shingles and everything are the same decades apart. And other times they just ignore a situation just so they keep up ambiguity like us not seeing the brothel bar so no one can look out for Maeve,

And some things are just pure editing tricks to again force this timeframe shit, like the Stubb's scene about Dolores being off her loop. And at other times they make it so hamfisted like last episode with Ford talking about hosts getting stuck in memories of the past while a scene of William and Dolores plays out.

This multiple timeline business is not gonna pan out for ya

On episode 2. Some of the technicians better be robots or I'm going to be disappointed

Why not, it's pretty obvious that it's true now.

You better start hoping they are by episode 8.

>2 eyes
>nose in center
>ears on both side of head

holy fucking shit dude you're right

My problem with it is that it really doesn't add much to the overall story.

At this point whether Dolores and William are romping around in the past or in the present makes little difference.

And whether William is or isn't MiB again doesn't really matter much.

The show is wasting too much time on that and on Maeve and these robots daydreaming about past "lives".

The main interest is Arnold, what his big plan is, what happened between him and Ford and when the robots are going to fully revolt.

Everything else right now feels like unnecessary padding.

In fact, it's annoying since it looks like they pushed the "robots rebel" to the final episode of the season so it can end on a cliffhanger. Sad.

>tfw to smart for this park

>Hahaha! I'll post this in the thread again! I'm not boring at all!

This

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The narrative specialist who doesn't understand less is more
lessismore
lee sizemore

bravo nolan

dead general

Are the butchers robots?

Logan

no, because nobody would bother to give a butcher a personality or even a name

Christ this general is fucking ghost town. So much for "the next GoT"

>Season 2 starts by end of 2018
>Hopkins is 78y old

So Ford dies in the next 2 episodes?

Probably not.

The thought of Elsie peeing makes an old man feel young again

He has many years left yet.

It would explain why they're such tards.

This is Stage 4 bargaining.
I have seen enough shit in my life to know that this won't end well.

>muh suspense of disbelief
>no pls believe it was realistic reaction

They are not robots, it's just a BIG OL' PLOTHOLE

do you guys think its gonna be revealed this show was actually written by robots? i feel like that would explain everything.

Shrink ray confirmed
again.

What if a guest attacks or fucks another guest thinking they are just another host?

Hosts are programmed to insure the safety of the guests, so they would intervene

Bernard Lowe is an anagram of Arnold Weber

I swear to god if we get more pointless scenes of the whole replay shit, I'm going to shoot someone. Enough all already

according to Ford though, whom I disagree with, it's a meaningless distinction

I would assume they can fuck eachother.

8.5/10 feet

I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

Then how did that neck welding work? sewing a cutted arteria should be a more complicated surgery than just welding the skin above it with one gesture

They said they have planned this series to 5 seasons. Probably we only get the/an robot uprising for the cliffhanger

Whorebot didn't nick the arthery on purpose, so the nu-male could use cauterization tool. It was just to make a point.
He'd be spraying fontaine of blood if artery was cut.

Ya think she would risk murdering a worker at this point? She would have been retired in a moment.

This will be Wyatt

>Bernard Lowe is an anagram of Arnold Weber
And if his surname had ever been confirmed as Weber that would mean something.

Dolores will be Wyatt

You mean Wyatt is the retelling the story of Dolores in the past. In the present 'Wyatt', the mass murderer rebeling robot could be Maeve.

>shrink ray
>no one complained about drowning in piss

Will a cuck

Teddy a Uncuck

It clearly got shrunk too when it crossed the threshold. If you didn't have a safety feature like that, then any member of staff falling onto the model could destroy westworld.

wouldn't they just die from falling from the sky?

>Hector's actor also played Xerxes in 300
>yfw

Yeah, his name is Rodrigo Santoro. He played transvestite in a Brazilian film.

Here:
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Better to have one person die than lose dozens of guests.

Stop being normies and keep posting and shit posting during your american thanks giving ty in advance

I wasn't even aware that these people were on different time frames, I obviously missed something.

Bane?

a Bot just killed a tech

does that not show up on any camera or sensor?

Seriously if Stubbs doesn't merc that bitch in the next episode I'm done with this shit show.

You didn't immediately feel like William's story was a flashback of some sort?

See you back here next week regardless if it happens or not, user

No, I thought everything was happening at the same time since the park is so huge. It's a good enough reason to rewatch everything today.

If you mean Maeve and Sylvester, then no, she didn't kill him.

The butchers are fucking the bots on the sly, do you think they are monitored that closely?

>Logan is The Man in Black.
You know it's true.

Anyone got a screenshot of the photograph Abernathy finds?

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>goodai
>arnold simulator

Have the memes gone too far?

so does the storyline reset itself every day or something? how does that work?

I just realized

>Sylvester and Felix
>both named after cartoon cats, one know for his general irritability and the other for being positive and naïve
>have a falling out over a bird that Felix fixed with his magic notepad/bag

Different groups of Hosts have different loops they run through, just that some take more time to complete than others. Like Hector arrives every three days or so on a normal cycle, but Abernathy dies every night. Everyone completes their loop unless something (like a Guest) prevents them from doing so.

Man in Black scenes so far in one video
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Is it bad enough that Teddy has to be attracted to a pig as well as die 1000 times so some one can fuck her?

If you accomplish the hardest quest do they give your money back as a prize ?

You're built like a stick! Your thighs are too thick! You're dumb as a brick! You talk like a hick! You can't even kick! Your face makes me sick! Your hair's a cow-lick! You itch like a tick!

Not enough boycunny in the show

Is Westworld an actual miniature? Or is that just a hologram of the entire area?

Here it is.

So, could this be Arnold? Why was this photo there?

>Teddy not #1

I've liked Evan Rachel Wood since I saw her dance in that movie with Ellen Page.

She looks shit as Delores. But Evan Rachel Wood can rock an androgynous look real fucking good. She should've had sneks role.

>looks shit as dolores
get out

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>She looks shit as Delores.

This is a wrong opinion.

>teddy not number #1
>William
>a cuck
Yeah no. He ran a train into a fresh Delores and then left, got married, came back 30 years later and raped her.
Also Felix is just autistic or something. He's someone's socially impaired cousin. That's why they stuck him downstairs in the corpse chopshop to clean up semen and shit.

Also put that head of scenario on the list. His boss made a fool of him TWICE and that chick he was into chose a robot cock over his.

It's the hair dude. Delores looks like a Fallout 3 character with blastback for a hair setting.

>She looks shit as Delores

Blastback is the best hairstyle though.

What? Her hair is literally perfect.

>Yeah no. He ran a train into a fresh Delores and then left, got married, came back 30 years later and raped her.

They really cuck is William(MIB). In those 30 years he's not being the only one who's been putting his dick in her.

Who was that black woman that Bernard thought was his ex-wife and talked to on not=!Skype?

Face it, Dolores should've been a redhead.

But he clearly doesn't care about her anymore. He used her, abused her , broke her, and left.

Then he got married and his wife was so into him that she killed herself because he ignored her.

Better than being hopelessly in love with a blowup doll.

seriously who is this and why was the photo there?

prolly another host

Some asshat got dumped and consoled himself by having some robot pussy and tossing his gf's photo that he kept in his wallet

No. Redheads are pure sex, which doesn't fit the pure innocent farmer's daughter character

>implying he still isn't

In epsiodes one he still shows some affection. He tells her " Sweet. Not sweet as you" and then apologized for having other plans tonight.

Seemed sarcastic though. Like he called Teddy her pimp last episode.

I don't really support the Will=MiB theory, but those could easily be the words of a broken and disillusioned old man.

Well I do expect Will to become a true cuck this coming episode when Logan fucks Delores in front of him.

How do you from this?

But her hair is cute now.

Lawrence Fishbourne's wife.