What was his major malfunction?

What was his major malfunction?

The Gay Sargent pozzed him up, then made him eat his donut

All the bullying was designed to make him into a better soldier, it worked, but he had a mental break. The abandonment of all friendship with nothing but military drills running in his mind.

He just went loopy.

This. Ironically all he needed to rectify his mistake of smuggling the doughnut was a public shaming in front of his squadmates. It was them hazing him afterwards that broke him more than anything. Sgt Hartman had been training recruits well for years and knew what he was doing. Pyle's death was on the recruits' hands, not Hartman's.

mommy and daddy didn't show him enough attention when he was a child

It's called being American

Even psychos are allowed to "serve the country" by killing some innocent people in the other side of the world, ie giving them arms and training

Those phychos who stay in the USA and can't afford to pay 300 dollars per session on a psychiatrist (becase Amerifats don't have free healthcare) go to Walmart and buy an AK47 for 10 dollars plus tips and go kill the first people they see on the street

He had a sailor name but joined the marines.

What would he have done if he actually made it into the war?

he was a fat fuck. simple as that.

Upset about your boy?

>He had a sailor name
either that or he was faggot

Oh, nice argument

He was probably abused by his family and friends for most of his life, thought the army would help him change and it ended up just being the same old shit, so he did what we all want to do

It is a nice argument, commie bastard

We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea, use you for sandbags

Bring it on pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Sup Forums is my favorite board

Probably wasn't wrapped too tight anyway & just a slow poke who should've never been there.

There was only room for one kingpin

>I now understand that I have truly become Daredevil Season 2.
What did he mean by this?

He was a pussy.

Iiiiiiiiii seeeeeeee you've got my meeeeesage

I ain't communist

If you dislike the American system you are a communist? Damn, you fatties literally live 50 years in the past

I bet you believe the USA is the most relevant and powerful coutnry in the world lol

You mean he randomly got drafted into the military to fight a war most people didn't really agree with and had to lose all sense of identity in order to Feynman through a day without being abused and hazed by a drill instructor and people who are supposed to be his comrades.

I bet you're a canadian.

After Mexico we shall take you out next Canada, you bunch of snow Mexicans

>a war most people didn't really agree
speak for yourself commie

I went full retard here and don't even know what I was trying to say for a bit.

Those two things are true. Especially the most powerful. You have yet to say where you live and its significance in the world. Self-concise?

>I bet you believe USA is the most powerful and relevant country in the world
It is

Yeah or that, you know whatever

Nah, Canadians are even more pathetic than Americans

I'm an enlightened person from the deep 3rd world

My country is far more irrelevant than the USA, that doesn't make the USA the superpower it used to be after WW2

>From the third world
>Has a working internet device
I don't believe you

Literally all countries have internet, it's the 21st century

As I said, you fatties live 50 years in the past

I bet you stole it off some American relief worker

On a scale from Bolivia to Argentina how shitty is your third world shithole?

Crime rates in my country aren't much higher than in the USA

We all are poor, we got nothing to get stolen. The USA, in the other hand, has a massive inequality, which generates violence

Lel, my country is one of those 2

At least Argentina is white. Can't say the same for America these days.

So you're not a commie, but a filthy Nazi

Neither m8, I just despise the USA

I've got nothing against American people, it's just your "culture" that makes me sick

Oi look, it's fire!
Ooooooooooooooo

tbf it's a sickening culture

t. American

He looks like me after i finish my 12 hour shift at mcdonalds

>Feynman

???

I dunno, ask HAL