Detroit at Seattle Gamethread - Case of the Mondays edition

I just got home so I don't feel like finding lineups. Can I get an outfield assist?

Can >we please stay healthy?

Anibal!

1. Ian Kinsler (R) 2B
2. Alex Avila (L) C
3. Miguel Cabrera (R) 1B
4. J.D. Martinez (R) DH
5. Justin Upton (R) LF
6. Nicholas Castellanos (R) 3B
7. Alex Presley (L) RF
8. Andrew Romine (S) CF
9. Jose Iglesias (R) SS

1. Ben Gamel (L) RF
2. Guillermo Heredia (R) LF
3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH
5. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
6. Danny Valencia (R) 1B
7. Jarrod Dyson (L) CF
8. Mike Zunino (R) C
9. Taylor Motter (R) SS

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

>Oh look, a fucking gamethread was finally made

>CB Bucknor

Fucking CB Buckner is at the game. Prepare to be robbed.

I pray to the baseball gods that we used up all of the bad luck.

Thanks Canada!

HAWT

Oh great. Felix's first start back is
-Against Houston
-In front of a big Friday night crowd
-an even bigger crowd because of fireworks afterwards
-and high pressure because of trying to get above .500
-also with the King's Court which causes Felix to go for strikeouts he can no longer get.

I wonder what will happen?

They really need to retire the King's court. It was a great thing at the time and will go down in Mariners lore, but Felix doesn't need anymore distractions or pressure. He needs to focus and stay healthy.

I'd put her in my starting lineup, if you know what I mean.

She's clearly at her best when used in relief, if you catch my drift

No doubt about it. Maybe it'll send him a clear message that he needs to work even harder than he is or humble him.

I knew sticking with Zunino for so long was a good move, even though friends thought I was crazy.. Is he becoming anyone else's favorite player? He could be my next jersey.

What the fuck Motter?

Anibal just memeing now

Zuni has always been one of my favorites. He has a great personality.

I've been hoping for years to see him figure shit out. really hope he stays consistent from here on out

GAMEL THE SPEED CAMEL

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HERRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA

MARINERS!!!

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA

>spishak warming up

JUST

come on m's

Fug

>Cishit choking

Cishek you better stop fucking around

so his kids wont has a good excuse for giving him a shitty fathers day gift

have*

FUCK THIS SHIT

send him back to, tacoma

DP pls

PIZZA

PAZOS PUNISHMENT

RISPED

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its still strange to me that he got good after he left

DYSON SPEED KILLS

Zunino, you're going to get a good pitch here. This guy is worried about Dyson a lot.

it good to know he can hit it too if it comes

ZUCCHINI BLAST

THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED

I knew it!

gg Ms

ZUNINO

BUNT AND BLAST BABY

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You guys, wrap your heads around this possibility: Mike Zunino has a legitimate chance to be player of the month in the AL.

I think Seager's been better

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He just got it

>dp

just great...

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ZUUUUUUUUUUUUNI

ZUNINO ZUNINO ZUNINO HOLY SHIT ZUNINO I LOVE HOW HE THROWS UP THE HORNS AS HE CROSSES HOME PLATE

FUCKIN HELL MIKEY

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I'm thinking Zunino and Cruz are probably the hardest hitting home run men since prime Griffey. It just sounds like a cannon shot from Zunino, maybe even louder than Cruz.

he just keeps doing it

I take back what I said

Oh yes boys! M's looking good tonight.

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gg detroit

>not posting bigger image

i'd go deep into her outfield, if you ascertain my implication.

>tfw no hot big fake bimbo boobs japanese baseball gf