Garrincha

[Nolan Carter]

>garrincha

[Carter Allen]

>these threads

[Jose Flores]

>ferenc puskas

[Adam Martin]

Botafogo >>> Flamengo

[Juan Roberts]

>advanced stats

[Gabriel Cooper]

>he doesn't rate Djemba-Djemba

[Caleb Gray]

>Francisco Gento

[Michael Stewart]

>CR7

[Owen Rogers]

>Evian Thonon Gaillard Football Club

[Jose Nguyen]

You'd have to be American to not rate Garrincha.
Have there been another genuinely retarded person to triumph in professional sports?

[Jacob Barnes]

Messi?

[Austin Carter]

Good post.

[Nathaniel Harris]

>I rate Kopa over Zidane

[Easton Jones]

>Curling

[Luis Rivera]

Basco >>>> Bostafogo >>> Flamerda >>>> FlorminenC

[Dominic Lee]

Now this is a post i can get behind

[Hunter Campbell]

>I rate players who died before I was born

[Brayden Wright]

>false keeper

[Josiah Richardson]

>rating players before the 90s at the earliest

You guys do realize they were all fat and unhealthy as fuck, right?

[Christopher Richardson]

That's not true. I mean, a lot smoked and liked to drink, but you won't find many examples of fat players, in any decade

[Aiden Peterson]

>zidane

[Adrian Hall]

>ronaldo is superior to the goat

[Jacob Cooper]

>Trequartista

[Lucas Watson]

>I don't know what video is

[Austin Gray]

>weah

[Jordan Scott]

>I lie and say I went through a youtube highlight video of an ancient player to prove to my internet buddies that I rate players they don't know to feel superior
sad

[Jaxon Rogers]

this

[Ryan Taylor]

>pizozza

[Jeremiah Thomas]

>Arriaga II

[Carter Rogers]

> I live on the instant. Memory is death.

[Joseph Jones]

>pele is a top 20 player of all time