We need a backstabbing asshole

>we need a backstabbing asshole

I gotchu senpai

>Hey remember that guy who talks really loud for some reason?
>ya

>We need Edward Norton but we can't afford him

say no more

>we need a cuck

No one talks shit about Sammy.

>We

Say no more

>we need someone who can play South American/Central American/Mediterranean all at once

Is me papi

What kind of haircut would you call this?

>Casting looks good, we're just missing an old guy.
>igotchu

I've never seen this guy in my life.

Fuck you, bitch. He is better than Norton and he at least won't try and take over your production like Norton would.

Benny from the Mummy
The imposter who pretends to be Daniel Plainview's brother in There Will Be Blood

>sir, Ron Perlman isn't available
>get me his non-union Mexican equivalent

>We need someone to play an accomplished minority that's non-threatening to audiences.
>Got you, ese

kek

>we need that maxican from band of brothers

Fucking lel

he looks like arnold schwarzenegger's evil twin

he's from new zealand

>be a maori actor
>go to the us
>only get to play mexicans
must suck

>we need a dude LMAO

>We need someone well liked by both young adults and rodents demographic

Here you are

>yfw you realise how racist Southern California is because they don't let Maori refugees in.

That guy lives in the Southern Chicagoland area. His mom lives in the same community that my grandma lives in. I've seen him walking with her from time to time while driving to see my grandma.

He honestly looks more like Daniel Plainfield now than he did trying to play his brother in There Will Be Blood.

>we need a big guy

>well liked
oooKay!

He's still Uncle Bully to me dammit

>it's that guy who looks almost exactly like him

>We need an actor who can block a 300 pound lineman.
>Say no more

Not so fast.

To be fair he got cast as Jesus this year

>we need a crazy guy who can act

>We need a backstabbing high level henchman

Hol up

>GET ME SOMEONE WHO LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A NAKED MOLE RAT

At your service.