>we need a backstabbing asshole
I gotchu senpai
>we need a backstabbing asshole
I gotchu senpai
>Hey remember that guy who talks really loud for some reason?
>ya
>We need Edward Norton but we can't afford him
say no more
>we need a cuck
No one talks shit about Sammy.
>We
Say no more
>we need someone who can play South American/Central American/Mediterranean all at once
Is me papi
What kind of haircut would you call this?
>Casting looks good, we're just missing an old guy.
>igotchu
I've never seen this guy in my life.
Fuck you, bitch. He is better than Norton and he at least won't try and take over your production like Norton would.
Benny from the Mummy
The imposter who pretends to be Daniel Plainview's brother in There Will Be Blood
>sir, Ron Perlman isn't available
>get me his non-union Mexican equivalent
>We need someone to play an accomplished minority that's non-threatening to audiences.
>Got you, ese
kek
>we need that maxican from band of brothers
Fucking lel
he looks like arnold schwarzenegger's evil twin
he's from new zealand
>be a maori actor
>go to the us
>only get to play mexicans
must suck
>we need a dude LMAO
>We need someone well liked by both young adults and rodents demographic
Here you are
>yfw you realise how racist Southern California is because they don't let Maori refugees in.
That guy lives in the Southern Chicagoland area. His mom lives in the same community that my grandma lives in. I've seen him walking with her from time to time while driving to see my grandma.
He honestly looks more like Daniel Plainfield now than he did trying to play his brother in There Will Be Blood.
>we need a big guy
>well liked
oooKay!
He's still Uncle Bully to me dammit
>it's that guy who looks almost exactly like him
>We need an actor who can block a 300 pound lineman.
>Say no more
Not so fast.
To be fair he got cast as Jesus this year
>we need a crazy guy who can act
>We need a backstabbing high level henchman
Hol up
>GET ME SOMEONE WHO LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A NAKED MOLE RAT
At your service.