Good morning Sup Forums, its time for breakfast!

Good morning Sup Forums, its time for breakfast!

Whats the best breakfast for an athlete?

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Joe Rogan cannot cook breakfast for shit. His eggs are like snot.

joe rogan is a hack

Steroids and money

>tfw ywn make joanna breakfast in bed

oats + banana + milk

Breakfast at 8, rolling guts at 8:40, hot asshole shit spraying at 9:00
Classic garlic and jalapeño combo. Like chocolate and peanut butter

Steak and eggs, obviously. GET THAT PROTEIN.

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way ahead of you bro

>Tea or coffee.
>2 poached eggs ( i do them in the microwave because its easier and faster)
>Oats with honey and blueberries
>glass of water

This is the elite breakfast. I havent made it in awhile because Ive been lazy and just eating special k red berry instead.

>microwave

i usually microwave the oats too.

Way faster and easier to clean up.

Why cant this retard cook his eggs properly without burning them? Just cook them with low fat butter on medium heat in a skillet and covered for 3 minutes. It's really not that fucking hard to make your eggs look non-autistic.

Hello Wildcats

>#healthyasfuck
everytime

he's a musclefat manlet no neck dumbass of course he can't do basic shit like cook

>eating in bed
Is there anything more disgusting than that?

>Covered
If you don't like the yolk just make a fucking omelet

im not an athlete.
im going to starbucks to get a shitty coffee and bagel

>literally swimming in fat
>thinking jalapenos are healthy bc they are green
>sliced garlic
>served with a side off dogfood
>healthy

Joe Rogan is an uneducated retard. Fighters don't need to eat insanely healthy. Consuming enough protein and stay at your desired caloric intake is all they need to do

Who is the one on the right, fugggg

Barron Trump

Joe roga is a gay retard