Sports stories

ITT: post funny/weird/interesting/whatever sports stories in which you took part

>be 2nd in our 7-a-side football sunday league tourny
>play against the team on top and they're kinda niggerish
>we're 4 points apart
>score the best free kick of my life to make it 4-3 for us
>mate grabs the ball and takes it all the way to our goal
>they chimp out and their subs come and throw punches and shit
>things cool down
>our keeper fucks up and concedes a goal
>we score once more to make it 5-4 and the match ends
>5 minutes later one of them comes to apologise and says 'it's just football'
>as he says this, his team is going after the ref to beat the shit out of him
>he rushes in to beat on the ref too
>ref throws his bottle of water at them and one security guy steps in and calms things down

Niggers weren't disqualified and were the winners of our zone in the end. We did get promoted anyways.

>that paintshop PNG
lol

Also, I just heard from some friends in the same tournament that some dude who's 1.95m and ~100kg threatened the ref and coerced him into not giving his team any more yellow cards.
My friends got fouled a gazillion times after that but the ref wouldn't dare to book them.

Fucking coward giant. Anyone can be mean if they're that big.

Straight to the point.

Had an immensely fat umpire one time at a high school baseball game. Guy never moved from behind the plate the whole game, screwd us on a bunch of calls. Find out from the other teams coach he was trash talking our school before we showed up. See the ump in the parking lot using a yardstick for a shoehorn. Hit him with a cup full of sunflower seed shells. He went on to become a janitor for Sup Forums.

I never played any sport

>be in the bench in a rugby match
>one of the dads in our team goes and talks shit to the ref
>hear one of the other team's dads saying 'I'm gonna punch this fucker when he comes back'
>said and done, he throws a punch at him and they wrestle each other into the ground
>both the sons hurry to the scene and a brawl starts

fucking dads

>in the bench

I once scored an hattrick somehow

During that same game, I played as a keeper and suffered three goals

Reposting the GOAT story

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry" at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

>be me
>go to the beach with gf and her family
>see people playing volleyball
>they see me (1,92m) and ask if I play
>barely they knew I almost became a pro
>net was really low even for beach standards, like my height or something
>spend like 5 points only receiving just to see them return the ball for free
>ask for a set
>first time someone made a half decent set I smack it down
>if it were on a court, it would be a 3-meter spike
>instead, a dumbfuck girl on the other team try to receive it overhand
>she has no formal training in volleyball
>she receives it on her face
>she feints
>nose is bleeding
>someone mentions her front teeth are loose
>when I realised my mistake, gf pretended she didn't knew me
>they yell at me
>they got hostile
>I run like there's no tomorrow
>hid on another beach for like two hours
>break up with gf same night
>had to ask for a cop for some change to catch the bus

obviously meant on the bench

Gr8 stories

>Be in HS
>Be football (USA) Linebacker
>up by 3, 4th qtr, 0:14 left on our 12 yard line
>stuffed the run twice, expecting pass
>fake hand off to running back, pass is caught on the 4 yard line
FUCK
>next play
>their whole formation says run the ball up the middle
>line up in blitz formation, I'm on the FB for good measure
>Fake another hand off
>see the QB cock his arm back
>scream as loud as I can: PASS PASS PASS
>see the Full back (bigger running back) go up to catch
>everything goes all slow motion like if you fall and you close ypur eyes and wait for impact
>my arm goes up to swat the pass down
>takes forever
>SMACK
.
.
.
>pass makes it way to the ground
>THEN I SEE A HUGE BLACK AND RED BLUR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>pass caught by offensive lineman (protects the passer)
>try my damndest to hit em and knock the ball out
>bounce off him, he dives into endzone, touchdown
>die inside
>teammates fall to their knees
>we lose the game
>still hurts to this day

>Be young judona on a tournament
>Won 2 matches and into the semi's
>A guy called Nuno Delgado (won bronze at the Olympics) comes talk to me, im facing his student, he jokes around and tells me to take it easy on his student
>won the semi, gg eazy
>lost final to a midget ( not a manlet, an actually midget ), his center of gravity was too low it was impossible
>mfw got a silver and lost to a midget, the next training my club makes fun of me

Another one

>Playing centerback in a shitty local football team (same one Danilo from Porto started in)
>Cant head for shit since i grew up wearing glasses and never headed balls
>Processed to get 3 handball fouls, didnt get expelled because it was a pre-season friendly
>At the end of the match, the coaches distribute food like donuts,etc
>They are all expired
>Next day, only half the team shows up for training because everyone got the shits.

judoca*

>be at the beach in Brazil with a big group of friends
>they play a bit of football near some beach bar
>I don't play because I'd injured my foot a bit
>as expected, stray ball goes right at the bar and breaks two bottles of booze
>bar insists my friends should pay for the bottles
>friends refuse
>bartender goes literally to the bushes and comes out with 2 niggas with sticks
>our friends pay for the bottles

>check the catalog
>some webm of two dykes fisting each other has more replies than a thread about actual sport stories

That's right. Pay the fucking bottles.

>pay the fucking bottles

What do bottles accept as currency?

I told them to pay for them. Before that, I'd already told them to move the goals further because that shit was bound to happen.

>amerishart ""posting""

Bottle Caps. [spoiler]zimbabwe[/spoiler]

I have a few:
>used to be on a track and field team
>long jump specialist
>do a healthy 7m jump while skipping training/partying
>our team's star did the same as me, but coach didn't want him to participate on many events due to workload
>state championships
>not on my best shape and my team's clearly mad at me
>promise at least a 3rd place (good enough to generate points)
>my event time is up
>only 3 participants (including me)
>get BTFO to a point where even the judges were making fun of me due to my poor performance
>still get those points
>can't remember in what situation we were exactly, but basically just need any kind of point to secure first place (and championship)
>racewalk is the last event
>our teammate gets DQ in the last moment
>I personally blame it all on him
I got cut from the team short after, tho. Good riddance to be honest, I was an asshole.

Another one:
>highschool
>played basketball since ever
>191cm tall (about 6'3'' I believe)
>hated playing Center but coach wanted me to play that position due to everyone else being shorter/not jumping as high as me
>83kg (around 182 pounds), skinny as fuck, got my ass handed by heavier players.
>was a great rebounder and usually put more points than everyone when placed on a PF position but usually stuck at Center
>Foul my way out of every game as a protest
>get cut
>Add up around 30 pounds and join my university's team for a few seasons
>Everyone around me is in better shape and better players overall so I get benched
>Team's really good, but are easily dominated by physical teams
>Talk to the coach about having some specific roles on the team and finally decide to let me do my shit
>Foul the fuck out of every other team star to the point having either them or me thrown out
>Everyone was happy until I elbowed a teammate in the face and broke his cheekbone
>Not so much about the action itself, but I told him to move the fuck out if he saw me going for a rebound (didn't realize I have hit him bad at that point)
I was fucking team cancer

last one:
>friend from the capital came back a few years ago
>apparently there was a sport based around frisbee, but they couldn't call it that way so they named it ultimate
>seems to be a popular thing on universities
>laugh my ass off but decided to try it out
>he gathered some friends from town and brought some friends from the capital to give us a "clinic" on ultimate
>very basic warmups and some exercises, nothing really to push your limits
>throwing exercises, catching and defending drills
>tallest guy there and easily in better shape than everyone
>unfair as fuck catching/defending drills as I outperformed everyone with ease
>his friends from the capital start taking the drills personal and wanted to play one on one
>still beat them with ease
>game time at the end of the warmups and drills
>dumbest shit ever, think water polo on land and with a firsbee, only you score as they do on football and rugby
>get called a foul because some guy ran into me and bounced back
>my face during the whole ordeal
Ever since that day, I belive if retired football players/basketball players decided to learn to throw a frisbee, they would dominate the sport. As for my friend and co, I think they have gotten way better and participated in a world tournament recently.

I have one too
>last sunday
>watched mexican beisbol
>had fun

lel I used to see frisbee players in a university nearby every sunday after my league games

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