Pick up the phone

>Pick up the phone
>"Hallo, this is Björk"
What do you say?

You have the wrong number I’m afraid, bye.

thoughts on grimes being the new bjork?

fuck the world

What's up I'm pretty indifferent to your music and you used to be hotter

...

Would you still pork the bork?

what's up bjork
thank you for contributing to art like you have
you've influenced my own art and the way I look at things
and if you aren't too busy hanging out with gay men, I'm down to pjork

anyone who says no would be missing the opportunity of a lifetime

I heard you and Grimes were working on a new album produced by Dave Gilmour -- is it true?

imagine if that was real. how Sup Forums would react?

Would you pjörk, MAMA BJÖRK?

Grimesfag would go into turbofaggotry mode and become even more pompous then they already are.

Are you jesses mum?

Yes, if I was 10 years older probably. Young bork all the way rn though

Wanna write some pagan poetry at my place? Make a little cocoon afterwards, I'll help you master the perfect day

So if she came onto in your current state, you wouldn't?

Oh yeah

Smart guy, very likeable.

Well, I'd def have to think about it a bit more. But I'm saying, in a decade I'll probably be attracted to older women. Although she's aged beautifully

I understand. I'd say yes in an instant though, I can only imagine her still being a freak in the sack.

This is amazing

ayyy lmao

god bless the man who made this

What's this obsession with Bjork? Her face is nice but her body isn't much.
Is it because she looks Asian but is actually white?

Her body is neat.
>Nice thick, toned thighs
>Legs tapered as a whole
>Cute feet (If you're into that)
>Cute tummy
>Breasts depend on decade, were most potent in the 80's
>All natural
For reasons beyond appearence
>Shown to be very intelligent, has interesting things to say
>Has a great sense of humor
>Very fun personality
>Cute voice and accent
>Beautiful discography that has something to appeal to everybody

buhjork threads really are the most autistic. keep it up

This place is filled of people with oedipus complexes

Sure thing mate. Nice digits.
I don't want to fug my mom, but I want Björk to be my mommy. Can I get an analysis Mr. Freud?

>Breasts most potent in the 80s
What?

that's what I said bud
sure, younger bjork would be better, but it's still the same person

You're delusional user, Bjork is built like a rectangle. From what I've looked at her tits have always been tiny.
And as a foot connoisseur I have to respectfully disagree.

more like bPork lmao
*hangs up*

She had her first son in 86', and it's noticeable. Watch them during this concert with the Sugarcubes:
youtube.com/watch?v=jCSc0V2SEjs
youtube.com/watch?v=TBnej13JRjE

In the end though, the attraction is more towards her personality and the idea of sexual openness it creates in the fantasies of anons.

Oh, hi Bjork. What do you need?

Dubs

Do another movie, bitch

What makes for a good pair of feet
Not an active footfag

kys pleb

how was working with death grips? is mc ride a chill dude? how has death grips influenced you as an artist? will you be opening for death grips any time soon?

Why didn't you stop making music after Vespertine?

>Björk opening for Death Grips
Fits better when they open for her.

boop
*hangs up phone*
*giggles maniacally*
*high fives Thom Yorke*

how would that fit better? how a re they going to perform niggas on the moon if death grips is opening for bjork?

it would be weird if the main act came and performed with the opening act than vice versa

Toes that decrease in size, big toe biggest pinky toe smallest
Nails with good length, not ghetto ones or ones clipped too short
High arch
Slim
Not too veiny
Toes that aren't too long or short
Toes that have a little plumpness
Good complexion, normal skin tone in top with pink accents on the bottom
Round heels
Well maintained

These are a good example

They've opened for her before I was saying, and I feel it makes more sense that way.
Those are very nice, but where do Björk's fail your test?

o yea

She doesn't look like she takes care of them.
They're just kinda there in her mind.

"Welcome to Bangkok!"

I see. Don't wanna sound damage control here, but that's one of the things I like about her. She has clear flaws yet she lets them be seen, she's a very honest person.

this is at least 15 yrs old btw
t. oldfag

It's a masterwork. Honestly, you can tell though.

i used to find this funny

oh yeah
it was somewhat meme-like (before "memes" were a thing) on fark and ebaums.

it's not about "funny" so much tho
you can't deny, whomever made this got Bjork's weird inflections and way of speaking down to a fucking t
even after all these years I cannot not read her parts in her voice

Yeah, it's more of a genuine "trying to make you laugh" sort of thing instead of being ironic. I miss that.
They do, I love the way they created a sort of caricature of her and then used her habits to make it funnier.