How deep are you? level ∞ here

how deep are you? level ∞ here

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Fuck you

i've watched films of dudes on all the tiers

Level ∞

But i enjoy the films most on level 4

>mistyping Kinugasa
>Brakhage over Gabor Body
>futurism anywhere on film history

never fails to make me laugh

>Coppolas (both)

What filmmakers would be below ∞?

I don't watch movies

Peaked at level 3. Never could get into any French New Wave stuff and now all I watch is porn.

Svankmajer seems to low, he's not really "difficult" to get into, he just makes trippy stop motion claymation for stoners.

Comfy at level 4.

ron popeil

Uwe Boll

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this has to be a joke

Bilderberg conference proceedings
Bohemian grove tapes
Pedowood snuff films
Aaron Rodgers/Jay Cutler sex tape

This, I am a level 2 pleb and I can still appreciate Svankmajer

0 views youtube vlogs

The Grifter

unlisted straight-to-Youtube amateur movies

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Ulli Lommel

Nolan

David Hamilton's "unreleased" films.

JJ Abrams

is this just random vids? theres been like 10 in a row that have been deleted

>petittube.com/
Just random videos with zero or nearly zero views.

Is this kino?

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>film noir is deep

>Aaron Rodgers/Jay Cutler sex tape
fuck yes while their wives watch and degrade them

I feel like I can kill filmmakers with a mere touch now after watching that.

Where would you put Haneke?
He's probably the deepest i watched something made by.

What about \jerkingoffwhichwatchingcoronationstreetkino/

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3

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What did he mean by this?

>snyder level 0
lmao fucking marvelpleb doesn't understand kino

I get to Lang and I tap out OP.

Batman v Superman

Futurism was the first avant-garde movement that had cinematic contributions. It had a direct influence on the German's during the 1910s and the result was German Expressionism during the 1920s, which of course led to Film Noir and the style of Hollywood today. Anyone who knows anything about film history would know that you shouldn't overlook the futurist movement.

Most of Thaïs still exists so this isn't even up to debate.

I get this is all a joke, but you have to be a real pleb to think that Ozu or De Sica are less accessible than literally anyone above them, they both made popular movies that were intended to appeal to the widest demographic. The only people who interpret them as "art directors" are people who look at their relative obscurity and assume that they're somehow experimental without having seen their films. Both made the Hollywood melodramas of their days, and this is coming from someone who loves both of their work.

My Films

Now this is podracing.

I was just studying Eggeling, he is by no means in the category of the most obscure/least accessible filmmakers in existence, my fairly small university had 20+ books referencing him in our one-story library. This is a silly meme but it's pretty satisfying just knowing off the top of my head a director who someone at some point thought was super underground.

Of course it's a meme you dip but that chart was made to represent how accessible those directors are to millennial plebs of today not to represent how accessible they once were or how artful they are.

>studying film at a small university
Good luck buddy.

tl:dr

t-thanks

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level 4 = comfiest level

Level 1 and proud

i've doxxed myself once

This list is a joke

Brakhgage being held in high regard? Did a pseudo intellectual 16 year old make this chart?

Sam Hyde

I just come here for the memes I don't actually watch movies

explain

They aren't particularly inaccessible today. The problem with the chart is that it's trying to combine "hard to obtain" and "hard to understand." If it was just a chart of artistic merit and narrative/theme complexity, de sica would be level 2 or 3.

It's sort of a shitty chart because nowadays almost nothing is hard to obtain, so there's no reason to include that in any sort of patrician level guide.