Excited about The Mummy reboot Sup Forums?

>Directed by Alex Kurtzman
>Starring Tom Cruise, Annabelle Wallis, and Sofia Boutella
>Female Mummy
>Part of Monster Universe
>Dr. Jekyll cameo

I ain't watching this shit unless Branden Fraser is the main character.

>female mummy
But that's fucking nonsense! The original mummy was male because it was based on an actual fucking person for a plot relevant reason. What possible fucking reason could they have for a female mummy other than gender pandering?

egypt had phemale pharoahs

she wuz kangz

>>Directed by Alex Kurtzman
>>Starring Tom Cruise
>>Female Mummy
>>Part of Monster Universe

yikes

Brendan Fraser plays the mummy.

me on the left

No Brendan Fraser no watch.
Fuck Hollywood.

Came to post this.
Also the guy with the beard looks like Žižek somehow.

What is he thinking?

>Alex Kurtzman
>Universal monster cinematic universe

FUCK. OFF.

What's this feminist horseshit. The only women I want to see on the screen are seductresses or damsels in distress. Not even kidding.

>We're really looking to see if there's ways to create PG-13, more action than horror, like the early work of Steven Spielberg.

>Alex Kurtzman

Kek it's already trash.

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No manlets allowed in my mummy kino! 0/10 will not watch. Will not give my money to the church of Scientology.

Shut the fuck up spurge lords she's probably the original mummy's daughter or some shit coming back for revenge. You think neck beard man babies would like to see the female being the villain but I guess you homosexuals never think anything through completely before you exercise your male rights activist rhetoric. 10/10 man baby dry cocks 4 life.

>this movie possible starts a new wave of female mummy rule 34
me likey

it just won't be the same

At least the mummy is the girl from the first two movies

no she isn't

I want to drink tea filtered through her well-used feet bandages

Clearly you don't know how to google search

???

Anaksunamun's daughter >:)

Les Cordiers!?

>different actress
>completely unconnected to previous movies
>this movie is centred around Iraq and not Egypt

>not barefoot
Fuck this gay ass movie

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that is a solid gold reaction pic

the fucks the Monster universe?

I wanted The Mummy 4 in Peru.

movies are such a glamorous business

>Part of Monster Universe

Is this the same one they reboot with every new installment?

Women don't have the upper body strength to be mummys. She'd get her ass kick by a man with normal strength. Pass.

So is there going to be anything related to the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies in this 'reboot'?

Same characters/places/time period? Or just a big magical mummy baddie?

Is Imhotep the villain again? I loved that guy, unlike Anaksunamun.

>the girl from the first two movies

that aint Patricia Valasquez

Let me tell you something. My good friend Brendan Fraser was raised in Canada. He was schooled in classic theater. He was given the leading role in the original The Mummy. They take a movie “The Mummy reboot.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He does not have acting skills like Brendan. He is not a big guy. He does not have a stage charisma like Brendan. They make him the Mummy? I got a phone calls [sobs] from my good buddy Brendan saying, “That role was perfect for me. How did that happen?” Most of the people I chat with in IMDB doesnt like the film and wont go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

Are the Scorpion King movies any good?

noones going to really se this as the same quality as the original 2, even 3.

they should have just made The Mummy 4 with Brendan and son.

only the 1st one with the rock. even then its cheesy.